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Husband of the year
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/ I+ |8 e, |3 T' hThe honorable
: c, t( z M- N+ Z+ imention goes to:
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( L' `; L' L5 G1 Y& H1 aThe United Kingdom
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3 ^; F. Q# U/ x" C: v9 Cfollowed closely by...
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% d: T3 ~6 [2 a) ^6 ?+ S; [The United States of America
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Poland
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2 b1 R; E% r+ f) K. Zbut 3rd Place must go to...
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it was very very close but the runner up prize + n# O4 R7 F$ h' W. {0 n3 Q6 f
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Serbia
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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0 G8 c' ]4 R/ M/ D" {9 J. pThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even + {& H5 k0 M9 M( N* x W
holding her hand....9 Z* f! w0 v9 R6 `' q
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it; $ K0 d9 y! r( S
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 5 X1 A# u4 Q8 h, W
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I never looked at it this way before:
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x2 ^8 [6 m/ H# BEver notice how all of women's problems start with' b: t5 H5 J' c% }8 C0 _, t
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MENtal illness. K! y1 J2 R( Q2 l% e
9 X" ?" J# h9 b E7 u* g- g7 ]MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist + `5 V9 j4 [6 Z' y" E7 g1 K: o
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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