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Husband of the year* y0 q+ ^- X0 f; n3 B* M
awards
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% ]" T3 q, r t) X- N/ ]# ^The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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$ k9 H; A" Z+ Q* i+ r: }+ [ Wfollowed closely by... 1 q) `- B5 ?$ }. S
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The United States of America
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and then...
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* V4 @" d- {; z) h2 M7 mbut 3rd Place must go to.... `- @+ {9 W4 _# R6 ^
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$ G/ _- M8 }4 @it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... }8 C H7 F; y2 e/ C L7 X
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 4 O& S+ L% O" D1 H
+ q" i2 x0 F* ^2 JIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish./ _3 C& O7 {% V( ?
$ }9 F0 e/ I/ N- ^6 x7 `The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even $ Q0 B7 F; U2 g0 j' B. m& _% H; S8 M
holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
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- k, d6 t: r; C3 ?/ w+ DFemale has Male in it; 0 G( k2 Q" B" N6 p& b
She has He in it; , M# a0 f2 c7 I! h8 f
Madam has Adam in it;
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2 \: {: W- P# C, L, y/ t/ zOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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5 j3 j( h' E @6 \9 \* REver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENtal illness
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6 S4 B' T. X5 @9 ]MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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