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Husband of the year
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4 g, I; O, |* }+ { eThe honorable
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0 n+ M9 {+ @% x0 M8 U4 KThe United Kingdom
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$ a! j6 a4 E5 u y( S. s; l8 L( }followed closely by... ! ~5 n5 [6 N& |% G9 v2 A
2 _3 `+ \$ s* G& h8 L4 R. UThe United States of America
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and then... 3 }" s [( F/ {% U- N
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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" H1 s2 `% G0 s+ i9 nGreece
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/ v2 y! i$ N" u6 M# U6 Y2 j; @it was very very close but the runner up prize 5 t4 [0 P& Z \0 u8 K
6 e! l; d" L* V7 Ewas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.( f% n4 L2 [5 o: D {9 N
' X. j. h* q* F' W$ x. KThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
% H# ^% s( x/ F1 |* x' \3 D( ~1 Tholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; 9 k7 C) _+ `1 f3 D; ^5 o% O
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
: G* G# J% [3 @5 F0 uFemale has Male in it; & g. L, m* i# d L( X# A* T
She has He in it; ) _2 }8 A& f! V2 T0 n2 v2 R
Madam has Adam in it;
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" p( u* K, _0 M& I4 B8 n7 NOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 4 c5 e. ~3 C4 x3 C5 ~' P
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with; u: B. Q! v8 z6 P
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MEN?
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MENtal illness3 n1 H( |& ]$ Q9 R0 n6 u; I
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MENstrual cramps 8 i' i9 O. m7 X2 Y0 o
MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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; n. N- a% d7 Z5 PRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You: g* |8 |0 c2 S+ y. I' m: c6 g
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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