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Husband of the year
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# f4 {7 ]/ z! t5 z' H; k8 WThe honorable/ n+ I9 T5 y$ m" L% d
mention goes to:8 r; ] W, Q" ^; f( [
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The United Kingdom * e+ `; ?' q. i
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followed closely by... & U# r2 `- g/ a; c. Z
! S0 |" G% h4 Z+ n& AThe United States of America
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5 J2 n P* E- u j% RPoland
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4 R2 B+ Y) L9 d. ~but 3rd Place must go to...
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( l8 g! Q+ W+ P7 HGreece 8 u5 |. t! m" ~
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 5 r9 g5 X7 S7 o) G+ H6 d
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 9 t) G- {/ ^7 S
9 r. J. x8 Y _$ e( IIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 6 a0 i. i0 w: K1 P; k/ p9 H
holding her hand....
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; k: X' {" I7 aWoman has Man in it;
- V$ d3 M1 ?# Z1 b- c2 h6 oMrs. has Mr. in it; * G6 t) I) B% R! C: n% U5 V
Female has Male in it;
! `" D5 d/ H, l. h$ d* H$ CShe has He in it;
8 Q* j R! m& a6 p( Z; rMadam has Adam in it; ( f8 a: p4 f6 @! r5 g/ r
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: 2 b& f& ^: c$ ]
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with& Z* n1 i) @8 P
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6 z) M2 |; S$ S; F7 O" D+ {) K. A; cMENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. , R: ]- H: }, o" m; B5 r5 i
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You, s0 }# y) g; w$ i' [
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