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! G% w; c G/ }! kThe honorable
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- J# x$ e) Q( IThe United Kingdom
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& p/ V1 j; L/ y! W2 E) efollowed closely by...
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The United States of America
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2 `" ]; b I" ]3 ]( Lbut 3rd Place must go to...
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% S9 |7 Z- U# f* q. L: FGreece : M! c; M: v! W. r0 q8 q5 Y& }
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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7 `5 ?# l6 g" `( k7 `was awarded to.... % J a7 ~# ^4 |% Q" M2 p Q6 z
Serbia
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3 n! B( @: ^" m) p0 }# mbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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, p* S: A2 _) b; m% t; M7 K& }Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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* I% C. S9 @2 e+ WThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 9 l& p3 q8 \; d0 X; I. w# F
holding her hand....& ^* T \$ `) W# F" |
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) W. E2 O: h3 [, U- sWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
3 H" q0 W, n8 ~( LShe has He in it;
) k% g' v$ v9 G* QMadam has Adam in it; * k8 U3 s: M, U8 }( H
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with) v% T3 b( d, I+ q2 L
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MENtal illness& @) V8 _6 _+ y! [$ I
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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# f8 |. O+ Z2 d: }Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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