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Husband of the year
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: Y- X( ^$ y2 Z1 n4 kThe honorable
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l# E& u# F9 x: iThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America
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1 r* J' e* X/ i3 M0 tbut 3rd Place must go to...% y4 B4 @' f1 n8 ~# i8 {
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4 r5 D0 u w, ~: l. @it was very very close but the runner up prize
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4 ]( a! i/ L' A: V. Mwas awarded to....
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( I( t9 E% o, b, Z2 k: x9 y& a3 xbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 0 ?9 K3 S/ D- @! _- ]& p+ D' S! h \
holding her hand....6 B& @' }1 Z( t! }0 K) K1 J
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Woman has Man in it;
9 S" ]1 G z4 `$ q2 pMrs. has Mr. in it;
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5 s" t, d& Z* VShe has He in it;
( ~; ~% y2 F% @9 W8 F4 GMadam has Adam in it; $ e: L' K. u/ ?& Z) m! A( @
1 _( A0 m" F, a+ E7 vOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 8 j( T' ?6 o' L, I: h' o
f/ H7 d* {; P+ j* L! wI never looked at it this way before: * J! x$ n! @* z9 H" ^& P
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness6 f: h/ a4 {" [' @3 O
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 4 _! C$ n( a2 J, o( ] K9 Q
' R& K% r+ V" q) L9 kRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
9 _6 E% r5 @- O$ Y. ^- nGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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