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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. . I: F+ f! R0 [' a+ q( ?
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 1 v4 p E: _! ?+ ]8 g# g
, B" i8 } i% U N"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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7 x, v$ W2 a) m"What is it like?" ! q, Y4 [$ K1 |% o
3 ]7 ~' o! G$ [* `"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : {! L8 f, P, j9 p
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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