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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 0 P1 _2 N+ g* D6 O2 L) t
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"Mary... Mary...." 2 D) r9 U9 B0 _7 U
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"Is that you Fred?" 6 }. D, Q3 Z3 C% U
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ' [# t2 X+ q8 H! _4 ?
/ u* N% ^7 k8 K: V% r% l- t# T"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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8 r- S/ H% A* J3 n5 ~% z/ `+ M"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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