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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 4 e0 @* n, b K1 Q
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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8 G0 c1 B/ L/ H' u! C- _ P2 ?5 X"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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4 ~8 M6 Y3 y$ l6 C$ n" [4 r"What is it like?" 9 N: r' ` x g. X: d
1 B" W/ n' R2 P5 ~3 _/ l"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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