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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. * m8 f* `' k5 ]4 G! X
! Z) j) r" Z, ?& W7 y7 S7 A"Mary... Mary...." & p$ f8 h% W r) k5 h5 `" z$ j
, [* H+ w5 q: D: x( Z"Is that you Fred?"
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" z" Z9 h. J7 B# Q* s: P% B"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ) T$ f; S; z# K. Y2 Q* Z1 Y- \
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"What is it like?"
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- y2 H) g$ d2 V* `"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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+ Y) ?: V$ g8 N" `( x5 M"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 1 {2 s: M( C8 w2 I6 f; @
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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