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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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- X# k+ M0 |& m"Mary... Mary...." - [: H) c+ A. T, o+ i1 t
' m$ d, r" w0 |$ Q' U$ a"Is that you Fred?" 1 X" M1 [3 i; ~' U
+ T+ F9 |$ V8 _/ P; C"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 V& h6 S, T3 x2 m
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"What is it like?"
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8 v E9 Y( R+ P"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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0 j) [' {% ]" `0 ?"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." % a4 c; M1 P4 G. x8 ?2 ~
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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