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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 2 Z# J, M+ D3 y0 ?$ I% { C
4 V# `0 Q2 r5 L8 P/ b7 J, s"Is that you Fred?"
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# [* r. a% l, k+ k/ S* V"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." / X, r! N- b. }& W3 L5 ~! `
. E3 g; k: E) B, d4 }6 R"What is it like?"
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" l, T8 [4 R! ]- k9 v' o% h% r3 i"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " , w' p/ f9 ?* V! H4 F
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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