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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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: Y6 x( {, C' c! f' n1 r; ^1 ]! ]"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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. P) ]6 P9 H- M0 X"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 1 b' y$ N! Q$ h; r, ^1 X, t% N) V
( V$ p/ t3 X, L& D"What is it like?"
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& y3 j9 D, L+ `- U"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " N5 y ]7 K# _/ n3 W
7 G$ b7 k, ~' L3 o5 r: V4 i"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." * Y) f9 P4 [2 H3 L" z' Z0 G, b& t3 ?
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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