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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ( P# p! j9 g0 S" Y4 |, B; [' r
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 6 q3 V' t! W! K/ Q% u
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." % u! X# c/ L9 X8 U$ H! V
5 H2 i4 R m- Y2 t"What is it like?"
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* q2 N3 A! p8 g+ t"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 9 L' m, G* T/ |5 z$ x* o* ~
, }0 `) q% V: E2 y2 k! l"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 8 v5 y7 o9 J& K Q# [. r( q
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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