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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." ' \0 O( y4 e. H5 A7 ?$ ~) i
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"Is that you Fred?"
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6 n9 P4 c+ A8 |+ O) e% B/ x"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 2 C0 V/ ]7 V) n) |) Z& E/ @
& `; u1 _; q" p"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " % o% [4 V( B$ W
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 4 c& m: \% q) k1 t9 o
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