Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
$ ]% d7 L+ `2 K0 NSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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, y7 T, X: S' ]. XFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
$ S  u0 M: i6 t0 D( i" M, j) W1 uTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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) i! w9 h, g* i7 bEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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: j) Q% J7 l1 wHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
) N/ r3 K0 u% _! b7 c; TTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 X, C, c" b8 S2 v% b: n6 KYou are welcome.