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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them." H$ Q8 P- s2 ^
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.4 G6 Q& h* Q' M
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. R2 G5 d B$ X5 r1 `" P/ gHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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) J9 P- b' u7 P0 y G5 ?& C5 eTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 h& o1 R. E8 l# c) U! V H6 SEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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5 m1 m8 G7 {4 f8 z& WHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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* H3 [' I1 g6 o$ n' PTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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