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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.( f9 a) r: T9 O# l* R' `
; V7 l8 w" ]$ _He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,+ L/ W% o7 q2 Q: k* [
+ Z; C4 j& l6 l3 w" l \) \9 e. }0 Z4 Oand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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$ k) T2 H: A) H+ D& u2 p" r7 C- hAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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0 Y* Y6 P" O/ s8 m8 {Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'/ [: A5 o& H6 O6 u8 u4 y9 _9 p
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
; f5 f! g+ R. E$ l$ f. Zsmacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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7 a, N0 M0 j" m2 _( i; K9 YHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him0 K5 X+ l/ F4 O: T' \. P
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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" Y' t8 v4 c' e' m/ g9 O& F! Q'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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. r% J3 m6 L+ v8 h" D( N2 Q'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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