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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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+ S' B! ^( l9 v0 i3 Eand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the% C, B) N1 o3 C1 A
courage to say something to the big Indian.0 _' z! G) w- C$ P
8 }, Z9 o3 ~/ g0 Z" O" a9 yLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'( ^: {0 m& E. @0 B8 | C) B
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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: k' b$ e: O9 r5 SHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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0 @7 s8 H8 Z4 `4 @'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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5 x$ {' w% Z. ^/ q8 A1 l ?+ P$ ]; h'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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