The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
' q+ v3 a+ |' u2 ]   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
, @% \5 L7 y" J  P   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
; R# D& c. c: Z7 K2 X, l$ X    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
8 B) V% o6 L. w. _% J    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
0 _4 b$ V2 M" I& G# U* m& A    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
- f7 ~( T; L2 X   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
: ^5 ~' O" @; A    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

2 ~6 f) c$ z6 _% k" p( u+ w    The advantage of exercising every day
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    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
! s6 ^" A: Z3 e3 w: Z# B* I$ c  start with a small country.
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; I* S5 U& Y" n7 ?   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
6 G6 k9 [9 N- b0 G; a0 I    just getting over the hill.
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* m. ~0 P4 r6 X. o# ]" Y  B  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.