The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
2 ^8 F! J& [2 u' ~" z    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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$ H/ m3 o5 ]6 @. `9 B" u: u   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
9 w" g4 m% E' m3 ?; n' Y    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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! Z  R! k, ^  Q/ i3 R, Q   I do have flabby thighs,
( b* Q+ Y; J! T( g    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
5 _% F7 B8 \& n, _. h1 m  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
& k. A5 h0 A& R2 d, d  start with a small country.
   
& K( Q0 y6 W4 t# r   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

% A+ W7 ~+ L; h: B+ I  r8 I  We all get heavier as we get older,
+ r5 S2 S* N8 ?4 s: G! R    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
% f$ k( {9 P6 Z$ W; T" H& @    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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7 q& X3 H' x% L. g8 g   AND
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* V7 o3 O, g5 P) x3 c' B  O    Every time I start thinking too much
1 B+ [+ D1 U$ f. F5 z7 T3 O     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.