The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
6 S- H4 K, i7 u# B9 r8 F   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

, [$ z9 W. N  A    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
, [  [% I3 ^; b! u/ T, H    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
) f9 P3 c( y  G* d! w% V    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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0 x, ]7 k0 |1 ]. w, {8 k   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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1 s8 ^) I8 G9 l    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
4 A& V6 u4 T' _% _/ ?( e    spent about 400 bucks.
3 \& X; `1 M- \3 ]' d2 R, z3 i& o, }2 v    Haven't lost a pound.
" f, |- j3 x7 o' |    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
8 O& ~3 y: j: J. o: w& ~) a    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
9 P; ^9 d1 h- Y    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
4 Y7 P: Y/ f6 t; }* H" |' ?8 E% E   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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   I know I got a lot of exercise
/ g3 M. c" o# Z# ~  K    the last few years,......
' p6 }6 ?8 B0 \2 w  ^    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
" h: p8 u8 _4 H* k7 q: u+ a    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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9 Z0 ^, r- j8 t, f9 S/ D   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
# N9 X) y! F- B  \2 a) r% U    I just find a Happy Hour
" C, r8 w. ?0 L$ P7 w( f0 F4 M   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.