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" q9 G J3 @ ?# K0 W! pDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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- a) ^! v/ O, W8 h0 m7 d3 U6 w' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 0 @+ {3 w l) p! }6 T0 p
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
& x) b7 C9 l/ W( C" I6 L" L! U'It's not polite.' 4 G4 K- `* |' X5 j
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'OK', the little girl says,
5 ^7 \( ?9 e; m$ y+ i% B$ S'How much do you weigh?' 1 ]" Q: y$ q1 v+ K6 e3 n) A" `# ?
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'Now really,' the mother says, ) O5 J4 W% W* K6 f/ S
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' ' |: n2 \( `' o( n i0 c5 b
+ F: h0 Z$ d4 @3 s: wUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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. N: s8 u; S+ W- j$ G1 H K- }'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ; i }) U4 ?; k: S' u( Z ^! _+ o" x
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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% ?$ e; ~/ E. R. |'Well,' says the friend,
4 t0 r6 q; N& P; N0 y1 Q'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. % ]$ j4 f: U% w/ y
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ( x8 s5 z, Z2 L0 |
3 M7 R# l0 w# |7 `6 eLater that night the little girl says to her mother, ) ]8 {( h8 S! ~6 U" n2 H$ Z0 W
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' # o" U$ G% I3 R5 }' N( i
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The mother is surprised and asks,
& l; l J3 n& V( W# x7 y'How did you find that out? 4 T1 B7 v. G; Y
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
. H- Q9 H" y6 l& M& ~6 x'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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! B# F) U( W* B* f4 h'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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* M4 N# u9 U6 m' U3 p* r'Because you got an F in sex.'4 [% s& ?" Q) U# z/ V! k" D( I
4 d& _2 n# U" U; t, F! M3 SIf you see someone without a smile today
9 W# S0 r: T# S! w. Tgive them one of yours |
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