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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑
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) _9 [$ @; ^" @  J+ b' `Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' - s4 N1 r, e8 W! N& R- ]# {
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.   g; o2 k, \  }9 E
'It's not polite.'
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! Q5 k3 k5 m- o  j+ E0 Q; {'OK',  the little girl says, 3 j4 Q( R& d- S+ [
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
5 g  L% |. C6 Y- O1 X) X1 Y$ v7 G  m'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' : h/ f  Y* U3 d* T

( M- ~0 L0 e. x& V% qUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'   E6 T# d4 S! W, _# j

" B: v; ~' g2 J$ m) j: C* n'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' ; Q' H( [8 @1 m4 y5 L
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  * T9 x! f. N, N% w) w
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'Well,' says the friend, ! S, U. ]2 h; t8 S& N
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  4 T3 l. Y8 j4 R! a4 j7 ~  p% U
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 4 w" N( V( j% f" g- Z% B& n- ^* o
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, 5 b0 A2 D. b  S$ c/ C9 r
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' $ B7 A2 u. p4 v

3 E/ X! K/ y, hThe mother is surprised and  asks,
( s% l) L* ?: E+ t'How did you find that out? ; C" Z2 H2 J% E- Q% T. ]
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now. , X% J. m! |+ \# e) f) A4 ^( \
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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3 C$ K) y- `) Y6 u- G'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
6 ?* f( L  D. @' q2 \9 D'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' . u0 c9 S  y. p- x, w, \

/ r% G* B) S% _5 R'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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5 W; J4 y* d3 c- \% m- k'Because you  got an F in sex.'/ q5 r1 D) D2 K
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If you  see someone without a smile today: L, `( A/ w! ~8 [9 _
give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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