Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
9 G6 S  `8 H0 G$ l( S'It's not polite.'

- D. E, X, w  y+ a'OK',  the little girl says,
' B- J2 b# d! |; l3 {/ J' V'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

0 T3 K! G2 E; ~2 }# P8 XThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
0 t- `; @( ^6 |It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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, K" y: X3 D9 v; TLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
' o; y$ |" [; c, E# [2 i: p1 {3 N'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

! ~- n$ ]: q5 t) Y: l: mThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

% F0 y( l! Q+ ^* \9 R7 @'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
8 }4 v1 W0 x4 P& X3 M+ [/ X* E'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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' E8 I4 x) O' A8 U1 z'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
, k. [; w4 r6 U7 _'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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3 U+ ]3 y! p, M; a9 [: n'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

, m9 C6 d  Q2 O7 W3 D'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller