Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

0 k2 T0 Z' j4 @8 aA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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3 e& B  h) d, J+ \) `" q6 p! @0 V' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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; p6 |! N6 f8 y0 m5 x& W0 t'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
9 v: c$ {8 U7 `'How much do you  weigh?'

8 s+ x" W4 S: n" b'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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) J* F  Q) l6 M'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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0 r* ^# d/ n, {; BThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

$ S; u- g( A6 l: \( S, Y% X5 u) E7 U) K'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
0 w/ B5 E' N) yIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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$ m1 @" P! [1 {* ]Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

. D  ^( m3 V. w& h, KThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

- Z6 w9 B* [1 c: W'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

. \7 c7 N* ~: K4 V3 O  ZThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

0 H! X+ E) i4 Z& Y( \1 f/ P2 Y" u'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
: d3 o' U2 d: H7 S'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

& M' {$ W. `* a9 U( V7 G'Because you  got an F in sex.'

1 N9 f) K* A7 x7 ?  K( H) G' c& JIf you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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