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) _9 [$ @; ^" @ J+ b' `Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' - s4 N1 r, e8 W! N& R- ]# {
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. g; o2 k, \ }9 E
'It's not polite.'
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! Q5 k3 k5 m- o j+ E0 Q; {'OK', the little girl says, 3 j4 Q( R& d- S+ [
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
5 g L% |. C6 Y- O1 X) X1 Y$ v7 G m'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' : h/ f Y* U3 d* T
( M- ~0 L0 e. x& V% qUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' E6 T# d4 S! W, _# j
" B: v; ~' g2 J$ m) j: C* n'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ; Q' H( [8 @1 m4 y5 L
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. * T9 x! f. N, N% w) w
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'Well,' says the friend, ! S, U. ]2 h; t8 S& N
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 4 T3 l. Y8 j4 R! a4 j7 ~ p% U
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 4 w" N( V( j% f" g- Z% B& n- ^* o
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 5 b0 A2 D. b S$ c/ C9 r
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' $ B7 A2 u. p4 v
3 E/ X! K/ y, hThe mother is surprised and asks,
( s% l) L* ?: E+ t'How did you find that out? ; C" Z2 H2 J% E- Q% T. ]
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. , X% J. m! |+ \# e) f) A4 ^( \
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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3 C$ K) y- `) Y6 u- G'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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/ r% G* B) S% _5 R'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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5 W; J4 y* d3 c- \% m- k'Because you got an F in sex.'/ q5 r1 D) D2 K
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