Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

  @3 a$ i/ J% mA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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8 t& Z' b6 Z$ [0 w1 z( v1 I7 e' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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4 i9 u: i" F3 d( o'Now really,' the mother says,  
7 {, |# C5 q' @6 f'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

' o" i$ k5 }5 B5 ?; X- z8 vUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% a; P: s# ?$ h& h9 HThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
0 Q: B' T3 m5 `! d. ^% }# nIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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' S! z) @- T9 iLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
0 M8 }+ z8 k& \. T6 h'How did you find that out?

% C0 ?4 f) t5 B* E'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
8 u# F9 I0 j& q# C  T; c'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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2 _* D! e3 _: v2 W( @% _'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

# j# z0 X3 K) h5 l'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller