Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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( Y' Q1 z# ^2 J5 X3 LA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

1 s( M0 z. N! @9 ~7 Z8 A'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
& }- \# \5 r  F/ s) V7 d( E( w'It's not polite.'
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0 a) q. U. f% p. Z3 s5 q" E; F'OK',  the little girl says,
9 x# L" C) o9 ]& O8 B'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
8 B: k( z9 l! ]7 I9 z& T: p'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
8 n! q0 ]5 u* T5 d' H5 s) m% eIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
/ Y; i  p+ O4 N! y& v'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
) X4 @& F3 `; o4 p7 v) }'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

2 P% H; I: w3 L% M9 K4 m- F# L'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
+ |1 z9 t$ C! ], V) X' i3 i8 |give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller