Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

& ]/ V6 h6 g" i* G: ?) F' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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8 ?7 A, X6 ^) `0 Q: D'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
6 J5 u( N, A8 z* F3 M'It's not polite.'

) p' H" a! m' ~, ?" h0 H'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

) w  E5 P  s1 [# O# \2 G; c'Now really,' the mother says,  
; X8 z4 S$ l  `'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

+ M. c/ N# ~' X# k3 S4 h4 Z7 sUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

9 p4 ]$ k$ x2 }7 E'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
6 G& b+ a% I8 Q$ `' Q) O3 pIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
2 |0 o6 c7 m; D! H'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
& q4 V, p8 y7 l3 v( y* n7 j$ W'How did you find that out?
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$ L  _2 y: K* c0 y6 M'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
9 u1 g+ }4 w; b+ m'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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  g& Y' L$ b& P'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

' T8 A' D' W9 K0 xIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller