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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
7 q$ t1 T% Z8 m1 K! Z" \/ {6 R n3 K 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
1 N' c- y) R+ @$ i 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 5 u, K3 ?( Y( T
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5 z$ w" n9 f0 I7 n: W! d 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
+ l" g, p& [: K9 C1 h 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
! z" M) A) m' W& {+ t- ~: L students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 0 P2 l* g( z+ I+ p) ]6 M
me: chemistry. . . ) Q( M0 p9 X2 E/ O
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 1 X; b5 h6 d1 {) |0 g
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 2 \& U; S D1 _; T
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
; t- j. }2 t% }. d 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 4 a4 d1 S7 C7 g
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
# h2 F0 u: w) n hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" . i- Y* \1 l3 n3 m7 f2 n, W. a
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
+ X' h: d @. z. x this time, a players on the answer in the.
8 T3 W; e2 R7 N8 s2 j6 X% q host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" Y' x- c2 |( E( f5 q! A" r
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
0 V. d. D b( `( P4 Y5 U* }7 f: \ I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "' W ~0 b' g. F; p4 S$ }. G
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
8 y* A# f3 {- L0 D" y _ 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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/ C) z: q0 I, z4 H9 q6 ^( ]0 d students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 5 C; j7 e' ^6 z# x( {- H: X
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." % r9 \" G0 U8 M- w& y- ]' L$ s
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 6 o+ X- z4 d( j) f+ F
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
* _( L C/ Y: E9 Z 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." ( D9 E, F9 |. y2 C. P: o( R3 r
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . : z6 W9 O" L. Z0 j8 X1 t# G
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
0 i0 U; \, ]* s! W 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." , C( @- x8 P" u$ C
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
# o/ H4 ^1 s; Y# I 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "' _0 K% ], t. X6 u9 B1 h
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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