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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh4 |. A6 O. n- R
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar U1 ?/ G. C/ A; }( \. o( S- o, J
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! + A i6 [/ j% U5 v( \/ @' R
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! " ~; S) t4 v" E
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
3 E' ^* ?+ t2 K) g3 u2 ~% h0 x' A 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
7 _- Y! I+ b* | 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
9 a2 D0 r( k8 v, V7 W1 D students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ) V, I9 M, r Y& N
me: chemistry. . .
! p3 q+ m' o) ^( s9 V u 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
3 U; a# `/ r/ p0 \* f' Q3 p 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
5 Q5 N8 ~8 o/ q# @9 `4 \ 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
9 L+ h: L$ q( r# b 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) / j% D6 d0 } t2 E* h
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
0 c. \$ |8 `$ E8 D, ~7 m hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
. D/ Y, ^3 d( c then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." , I7 P9 t+ @/ s+ q
this time, a players on the answer in the.
$ N+ z% S* s$ n5 A% P$ V( g; V host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" : c3 c7 [; P. v: |" ?, U
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "4 e7 ]2 l/ h: p
13, when the school
, m8 A7 H: x& J" i/ V6 N day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "8 y6 W$ b9 b* g# K1 }" l" D
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
. s" C% z0 F9 m" X9 s( k; z. {; x you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 1 H5 [0 ~4 u$ ]% y: d4 U
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "3 M& p+ V, |) G1 _% T7 B6 y: j
15, one bedroom
$ R0 }0 R1 T' V1 g5 K( B students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" ! J9 T8 ?2 @0 I P2 U, L
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
& F: f2 V" n! F# B7 B 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" * z5 R c2 Z" b* y3 Q4 u5 \9 v0 G
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 0 o1 v* c4 X% S3 o4 t7 ]% }* f- C5 P* e
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
' [ k$ C5 n# k9 `8 l+ z 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
$ w9 i) i; w* m+ `) \. A, S8 ^ 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
$ Y% ?$ N( u1 W9 J# Q+ F! N9 i9 @ 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." & X; W# Y9 Z& A9 R9 J8 V7 A
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
1 e) t1 |9 B+ Y. F8 p4 Y 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "4 q3 n6 @2 y# s1 `
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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