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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh" \$ s4 M- M. c+ \; s* G$ w( H
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, C7 z- ]. t- U) c- e 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar ( f. ?. q: R* ]
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 0 i& O+ c/ E3 c9 c: D$ ?
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
/ H/ [7 H4 {6 N: m0 u7 w! ~! d# j 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
9 T8 g& P9 m( d6 Q' R% Q+ M 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
2 b- Z/ h v; v1 g8 K% Z 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . & E* O- a) z7 N6 D7 ~" k" q
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 6 q. |. Z4 i4 {- ^" \2 D7 M9 k" [
me: chemistry. . .
- D7 n" c% n' v, h+ A, A d b, Z 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 3 A$ L# t6 h+ z7 B7 }
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 7 t0 W3 p5 V$ |! H7 b+ A/ |
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 0 C/ j' W" Y$ b9 Z7 I
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 1 U- W% r( u( g& b
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
; i- L6 t1 Y; [/ `. ^, a3 \6 l hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 5 g( y/ i+ `# \; j
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." ; S9 O: |+ V7 U2 r* @
this time, a players on the answer in the. & @% m0 V, [5 {- r) b% `- ~
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
4 A4 A `4 d. G' _- ^+ F 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
6 S9 H- I6 |/ L) t4 Q 13, when the school
- w! U7 t2 a, i8 @2 A day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "3 F" H. f& H5 _; K
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "* u6 }! F! e4 H) B; z
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years _) T3 i0 K* b) h# S2 P
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "7 z. \, k- j0 W, i' s/ w) a) b
15, one bedroom
V1 I' |0 n: r5 S3 @9 j0 A5 G% ~: r students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
" v0 R( \, @. d0 R results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 2 x& j! g7 q& d* Y0 v' U6 X
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 5 [, a& G+ R6 r+ f
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 3 L* X! A$ }( B( g
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 0 l# x/ X2 w1 D3 r6 x4 I
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
1 v5 R; L- \+ J0 V$ L+ [* v; ] 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. $ k- D2 ]* N: s# _$ k
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 7 _: S+ f, F& b J- e4 Z0 s; ]6 Q
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
4 l7 _7 d% K" v 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
3 g; V# l! w4 w 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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