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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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5 S6 m; P2 Q% F+ @1 I 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
3 A! i1 E; L& J+ Y: c- f 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3 a3 S& L& s% L2 N 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! - |6 }4 u) K9 Z6 x& q
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
( R. m1 z9 `" K& r8 q! z 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" ; H2 W7 b5 @! i3 H' ^2 a
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
* _3 C. }9 v- M8 B" p students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
, m/ Z+ o/ U" h A |5 J6 U' J me: chemistry. . .
/ b. \, ?. p0 k( F. C! e( y 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
+ j7 Z R$ |! z! ?2 I 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 7 [0 n2 E, Z0 \% E3 ?
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. , b% ?5 X5 C. Z6 j
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
8 p5 M/ m/ l+ }# ^6 ?7 y 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
; H9 J7 |% `* V4 s: z# Q2 j8 F hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
4 l! u# u" @! R% R then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
) o4 ]( f. r7 u this time, a players on the answer in the.
% W7 [5 l& |! G1 u4 X host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" : B6 ]" ]- u/ Z. L# K
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "1 j+ O! ^* D! s" ^ Z1 Y
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
: D6 K* a0 Z7 A; `0 W9 \/ ] you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years . v: E$ D4 e; T+ q5 K7 I) l6 u
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "$ ?! z9 e0 a) q+ m3 p% m
15, one bedroom
& u. \$ L, ]; J: {4 }; T) K students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
9 n# D3 u4 c, s N) V results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
* P( v8 s6 F. g' \3 j/ I5 ~2 { 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
e& H Q9 E4 u 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 8 B: x+ }( D5 t6 @. w1 R- t
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
- S$ q9 P3 ~/ l" x4 y8 i* f# B0 ^ 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
% J+ r; E" e, ]* \8 ^ 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. , s% `4 J" }& _2 u7 I) g8 I
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
& p$ n2 U/ G8 m6 M 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
8 f7 r) v: L" K$ f4 w3 S$ Z/ c8 q 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
+ b$ e, J! o3 Q& h+ Z! N1 { 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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