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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh7 t+ S0 c: Y' A9 Y+ J8 H% H
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 1 S$ [1 _, a0 ^0 R& ~; `
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
0 _6 R$ |. Z* | [) n 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
4 I. K8 ^& `% x1 h0 J! F6 e1 J 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ) m. ~! `1 v, B9 _( O( @: X
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
% T- P. Z) C! q4 a" Q/ X 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 9 R0 V# v. C: I X4 N x# S
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? / m5 p3 |/ f7 s1 z! ]8 ^
me: chemistry. . .
9 |: i9 Y' B+ A7 D 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" " l9 {9 l0 m" g+ u
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. $ l, T Q3 @1 x' s* S) R
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 2 w& p& P. m0 o9 u1 f3 C
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
) S- R3 j0 {# e7 y 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. l0 J# j c1 T$ ]3 l( z; [% |
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
. B& G' g6 z6 X% x3 v5 _) O, T5 ]. J% J then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." V9 c9 K$ C6 }) i$ Q# C$ X" S
this time, a players on the answer in the. 5 K f4 O' T9 S% I
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 7 c& y( P& X3 { _' o& M u* i- e
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
T+ ^7 k1 E/ ^( B1 L 13, when the school 9 b$ ^; g% q% m6 m" I4 }2 v s
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "1 n% v, Y* F/ W4 h( ?% V/ V
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "4 I! M' _2 x2 S' M9 {' O" ~
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years " p, ]8 x+ A% Z% w o
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
0 E' r3 D; {6 B4 m0 S 15, one bedroom 1 A* }; q$ [7 h& k) F- c
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
' P0 t, M4 W5 k* N9 a results say it is: "He has passed away ..." * u+ a4 K( [( Y- \# H% A* m
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
l4 i o' W+ Z8 ~4 a9 F 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" ' m1 W; u+ N! j; `+ S5 R1 m
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." ) `: _8 B: z7 s9 B
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . * z& {* L5 F/ F+ l3 _. N: p$ C3 R- h
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
9 L0 S3 A& l" M6 w. t( I 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 6 ]) ^! O3 F1 Y1 p5 v8 Y$ C9 B" {
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
; H) d, z I$ e. @ 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "6 T3 g: y9 S" O4 o+ ]1 w& n
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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