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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh4 G3 r8 {" b5 g( r. V) W
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3 _1 q7 ~( q! |* d+ E) k- s: U 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
- x2 ]! }; w& A 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! ! e$ @8 Q- V0 ~* ?* L
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! : q0 ^2 j$ Y& Q* l8 [7 y
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
9 b8 Y+ V, E; N5 [6 Z- e1 ` 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" ' d$ b" b* B) f; t4 ]; a5 F) ]5 B
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
1 G0 h# Y" i$ Y! V- X4 ^( M students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
# b. L* n( s* n6 O me: chemistry. . .
/ I- C" F2 L5 A$ F- c, w 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
( C8 q- F- K/ Y 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
, b& ] h" \+ U/ D% _ 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. $ m8 B) U/ g, c: f, }5 U
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
1 P8 ]3 H {! c& ^, T 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 0 _* R/ p3 L% @) H7 { c% q
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" - [7 O& D: s j! y: S
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
( f. H2 }% P0 L& D- d2 t this time, a players on the answer in the.
3 l3 @3 H% E) f1 h host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" " i! C( _. |5 H/ X ?+ j' O, \/ u
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
7 w. N8 {# U3 X: ?- n 13, when the school ; B% q/ q' ]9 N5 H" G
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
$ b$ m$ ^) F" x$ _: U+ o I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "1 m' l) ~% w$ E7 ?7 a! l& G
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
; ~9 S7 |6 X! K0 |. E 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
1 m0 m" n5 i) e/ ^6 v0 n0 O 15, one bedroom 8 c4 G' x5 K. W% [
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 0 n) Q; h( C8 U; r" s) _
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
+ \2 Z- J I) q3 n7 m% W9 o, t 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
6 k3 Z9 B4 m6 `% X6 [ 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
4 N- u; J) o) T1 a# ~ 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
+ ~' o t) n7 | 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 2 H. f8 t, d3 q8 U( q* U* |3 ]
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 9 [0 x" F# e+ t6 J2 m$ ]2 W
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." ! `# L+ s) U* K! l7 a9 q! I/ v
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
( q5 g% {' `1 r 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
# P5 {# M+ N3 q* n; C. B5 Z2 T 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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