Redneck

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  K: T7 O& x/ u% l* ]" v& @2 j5 MRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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$ b7 F2 ^) N  g; e( w3 } How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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: C4 h* G; ?, X Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
. |; c8 m% K- N' k$ B6 K! w8 l3 a  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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6 K% a( z3 `  M* N) E( r& w' ? Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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Redneck Mailbox
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+ T  H7 }% q$ v* Z/ \) L Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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- H0 L1 p/ z. H, ?/ y* D0 @ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
5 x$ m! N4 `' I2 z8 [竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25