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Redneck Yard Swing: C# d3 e8 q5 S5 D3 {
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire/ Y3 f2 M. ?' ~- U4 C1 ?1 a
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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0 J0 a* Z# N( p2 c) C/ c How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?0 x, z% i( P _! v* t- d+ e0 m
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."$ H; S5 y2 G! @3 d l S
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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: Z7 d1 u+ |, y8 J- A Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? , E5 B, t* [1 a! n+ }4 A- |; ^
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 3 ^" K5 f( ~4 p
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
& m" ~( {/ c3 ?! ?, E" W 1) The DNA is all the same7 a- Q% J' R Q+ l
2) There are no dental records8 D! J, w( y: \9 k# x. K- q v
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Redneck Mailbox
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) V3 @( C4 |" k6 t6 ]. h1 x2 q Who invented the toothbrush?2 S' M6 ~# v3 Q4 _) {4 U9 N! g
A Redneck!!
, }4 Q6 A- f( g# y (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)9 P% B/ t x' x* x5 R% M
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6 t1 J9 e$ [. h, I/ R Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
* v1 z9 U8 ^: y5 h$ |; ]; {0 { The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.8 ]4 \+ z1 P( E8 s* t; A7 P
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed1 m, r: o i3 c! E7 r+ X: D0 z: g. A) B
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.5 X' P1 H( ~$ `. T& f$ n
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
+ [4 E$ M, P' N( S z+ O' K 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'3 J7 X4 ]0 G4 }8 E
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)/ W6 s: q& M1 V8 [$ M# @
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
7 P6 [* g# {9 k8 Q! c and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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" A: k1 F1 b; \) G A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks!
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