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Redneck Yard Swing
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.: n6 r' R% v1 s, _9 M' W
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Redneck Cooler
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, ]3 _( n* i5 A9 }7 I4 X How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?3 @+ j ]) \' K! j' o5 f0 t
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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) a' p5 E3 ]) V' Z Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden- D4 f/ E$ i% {8 ?+ P
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( |; x5 s# `$ k) d, H' g Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 8 _# s) I$ N; f9 S' u
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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1 ^1 L/ n3 K0 d' g Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
" g& h I5 n5 f3 ~8 o% U5 C 1) The DNA is all the same
( e2 ^4 l7 A% B3 O. a 2) There are no dental records) `. i6 y) G; }4 i- p1 g' v* x
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Redneck Mailbox0 ?' K9 s- L4 y0 D! R
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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; X' u& [5 m# r) \2 Q4 {, H$ e (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out4 B) n9 I s( [6 j2 y& v& t) T
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' f5 b' d- ]( L2 s& D; I Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?/ c" w/ K- U* L
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.4 v, R" B Q3 z) ^$ a. V
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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]- t. S* r, U' Y0 B A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
7 R- M. C f) J' }' Y- N 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'1 F8 o$ m5 a7 t8 F2 L
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A Redneck Thanksgiving3 M) T' I4 a. c1 `% O9 m
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...- o) ?# K2 Z1 v9 n* t
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That's all folks!
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