Redneck

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) b: _1 C6 v  F, LRedneck Yard Swing

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+ r% U( C- D  _3 c: Y$ Z A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
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Redneck Cellar
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! l% y+ R2 p8 B1 X/ w* m: S* t! _ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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1 M( j* `7 I7 m' c$ l( t  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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/ j* m' @. o: x# ?, V) j Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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/ @7 B# _: C& l: h6 K% E/ w: Z Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
" O. P" Z& g: n6 t: z( Z. ` 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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6 e  `& ]; o- O$ }& b4 l A Redneck Thanksgiving

8 Z% u/ C8 B; l0 [  b9 ^1 j (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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7 H( d/ T" Z$ G7 m0 i) l! Z         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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3 C1 j; h) M  h; Z0 y and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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% u+ m7 b5 p+ Z  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
: H& N9 W! |$ }' R" W  m% ]& ^竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25