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6 u9 u! K" q. u A Redneck passed away and left his entire" U5 Y9 i4 y0 b
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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3 e7 `1 ?+ C/ G/ o2 T ? How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?" S2 O/ w0 o5 t
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
' w3 o* h0 T8 J# m& h It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo$ H6 m- l @8 J
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:+ f; m/ @- T/ W6 q; Z- i
1) The DNA is all the same9 a, q6 t7 h7 _6 T" N9 ?1 e
2) There are no dental records) {9 ~9 A8 e) L1 [
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2 O1 R- Z1 z) H& Y; } Who invented the toothbrush?
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7 Q$ F* W4 k- e* b; p$ e) n: E (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)" V' Y, F7 p; ?; l, x9 J" A" G
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Redneck Time Out
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+ A; m% Y- p( y$ _ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
; d2 |9 j. k) j) u The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.0 c: a }4 c u* a
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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1 r# X2 }; E- w: D- { Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?! G* G6 P" |2 |2 U! O; E
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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% ]. d2 d+ ^9 O2 G* f- l A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ; v8 k- U7 c' E# `. ~3 q
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