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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 * t2 h2 m9 h! F% Z
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Redneck Yard Swing" k6 ^) ~6 ~, J" f9 L' J
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7 k& f! J! }* \6 b9 ^; b A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 a$ \0 |2 M1 d9 N+ B3 s8 ~- w
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?% d$ C9 w, Z" M8 B+ c: ?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."4 Q) H' E8 m O3 _& s8 G# g
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& G. _ `9 t6 [+ H, O7 _' C0 h- _* S- R Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
, y9 _ c N7 U3 V4 c: w It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo- s5 T- P: f R; m5 m1 O: u
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% Z' B% P3 ` o! J Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:4 L; D% ?$ n) Z6 E
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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$ M7 y# D+ f& ^ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)8 ?% Y" V" B/ ~6 z
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* W1 y# A# P3 r2 I6 _ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
: c X x- {9 J, z/ ~ The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.9 u8 u! H! b2 ]. p7 j8 t8 z' V
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
9 X, g; A- f! M- y! {; X# V) e When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.+ U! a: r+ S: R$ e( T
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3 b+ R5 K0 H+ P* Q+ c2 _2 } Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?+ ^1 @' C7 r& Y
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving6 a$ {* V; d* \% a7 |* N- p( D
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)8 [+ j) V4 A0 z+ d; Z
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 167 Y' A$ u. V# u- X f' G9 q
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
! W1 b& Z% o3 B5 C+ \" J6 G and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' * N' E0 J8 C3 Q
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, v7 k7 D0 g# E& X2 c c7 d A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...5 H! k [' ^- ~5 j; y; j# {
- g$ X# ^) I; f5 j That's all folks! # P7 _& l7 d; T% O* q
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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