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/ ^% z6 a4 E. \9 q) v xRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire( p D4 c1 O3 X
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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4 Z" ]0 M+ i, E6 Y How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
, |" H6 v0 {* [* T When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? # L& {, i+ @4 k9 c
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ! \: o5 g6 L. J8 S& W
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
0 |2 |% S+ j9 P! B3 y 1) The DNA is all the same
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8 x, S( n, k4 ~1 y/ M" \ V" { Redneck Mailbox' p6 L2 ?7 ^9 A _& n6 w$ M" S( n
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% ]3 w% n z' {1 Q) r, |" U9 Z7 [6 B Who invented the toothbrush?3 x5 |9 X* q2 \
A Redneck!!
1 X. V3 F; n, z0 B, B (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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6 Z3 j/ K. b! P; P6 r8 i0 Y Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?& J" S; u$ \# j! z. Y9 o$ u
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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( }. w6 e0 X4 o/ k: N A new Redneck law was just recently passed
) a3 P: C# I# d9 |9 k' g When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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; c0 @7 _4 d+ G7 n/ E Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
8 d; w- ~( Y1 Z3 g: P) [' H 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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: h% }8 q/ c: y; L0 d- T A Redneck Thanksgiving- v: F* ^0 r8 S; z
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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) n9 ^8 {4 @; z7 y4 y: @ A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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; x( \" I' }8 d' t7 a) b% F8 n6 L ? That's all folks!
3 ]7 Q, P% j d. C3 R& y5 A I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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