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' u4 r" {) @. L Z* }, pRedneck Yard Swing
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& f5 J' K4 {" v A Redneck passed away and left his entire0 S, L; y0 q0 Y6 Y# c! |+ u3 ^. y
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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+ _% n( I4 z5 U' f. ?' [* o# r* ^ Redneck Cooler
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+ [2 g3 L8 v9 }% O How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
& c/ Z' i+ M' f; @$ h! q When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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9 b: Z, m) W% \ Redneck Cellar 8 j3 C# i: K. K6 W. Q+ I% k
' C& P4 F+ j1 j0 X1 Q3 t% x Redneck Garden
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1 J. H3 e' c* }) ^ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
- f I& e3 j$ ^' f It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo o" G O2 A& O! C! w9 m8 ]8 c
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox% n& m: ?1 s9 O( d5 N: a
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3 u9 L" z# h3 O3 C) [6 ~) p Who invented the toothbrush?. B/ f! n8 D& ^+ y: V3 h: H
A Redneck!!
$ Q9 Q( |8 {& K! |+ N% Q$ \ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)% [( B9 H# f! j4 H- h* E! t$ X
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Redneck Time Out
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) f6 i. q2 F8 D& V7 c. l) v Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
0 v( F4 o9 A1 a# H" l- ^3 H, R$ l The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.4 E s# U: d& c" O* m' q' `
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. Q; |, M: @4 G* J8 x. h t9 o A new Redneck law was just recently passed
! }. m3 B5 b. h/ A' R+ ^ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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9 L) ]/ ]9 X9 M( A2 V5 g+ w Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?- v! o. g/ m$ P- t4 Z! Z
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving* K4 q5 ?& X/ S1 S4 b- D! o" x
! d9 Q7 I! Z6 ~6 \9 ^$ V7 O (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)5 b& [9 w0 h! G/ X
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; @9 \ o* t. `- G6 l' M( b! ? A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16' f1 d2 C) d7 R" b+ u
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .5 M( t+ `- I- n
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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$ e8 |# `5 m2 \7 |5 D A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...5 w9 f0 k5 u1 B! Y
! u4 d3 a5 H T) }) s That's all folks! 0 ?3 l! y1 V* S) B R% \+ ~- H# y
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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