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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
9 U2 j, @7 _. }' M0 q1 T  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   9 \2 f1 o) I" p& z% y& l
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a8 q! _& q- n1 H. E$ G6 p/ z
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too $ X, Y* R: t* W
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    ( y& \. m0 r# f/ N! c
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
# B+ U) j/ ^( F3 |2 ]1 Y3 g  bandages."                                                                ' ~  R. R. y1 r' s# C
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         % A" V" e3 S+ O  x2 B
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; J& L8 U4 B1 {  I: f( ^) ^* e  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
, c: f+ c6 W, b: F  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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# w" W' S( K1 W$ G% C/ ]$ I  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
# [+ p' v" F; x5 x' i  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ [/ Z+ [% f8 w  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   8 @7 E+ t+ z, K0 N# u9 G  P, n
  plaster."                                                                 # l1 d" u& z. z9 Y
                                                                           
) d/ u8 ~$ ^+ g0 P  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
3 {  _" G) ?$ `9 l" I  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     * d8 R0 {5 c0 b5 _) m7 S
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   - R/ n/ e1 n6 y* p
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
& w7 ^7 q3 \% j% n; @/ l  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
6 l5 E) F& ^- H' ~  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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