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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
6 v6 c6 c. y$ f audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
$ E2 Z( }0 w3 i% Y( r% Z: l books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a" |8 t: S7 P/ E+ W3 T2 I& ^
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
& y0 O9 Y# e, ]+ |$ @ little left to be of any use?" $ }, X6 k) [1 [( }3 Z! A* ~
& N* g* I* k; ] "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to $ K/ k0 p# c9 R& n' V$ ]
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of % S! r9 o }- Q
bandages." # t! V- w! T+ {9 @( w+ a+ j2 G
, q# R0 ~+ o- w3 f5 y "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual & \4 L- T( t2 F, B; H2 I4 x2 d
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
% v) t+ m$ H) N! ]. z; \) j9 | "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
. a+ y/ r' s2 H, c) n# @ `8 l over after setting a cast on a patient?" 2 Y- \( }9 t) v
4 o" Q; R/ f$ U' W: O "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
7 [# c) S9 z( b& ?# U trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
$ M8 J. S, f: i2 U' j the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 4 t9 U) }7 Q# L1 C) i b& F
plaster." 3 V6 `3 e/ o! g; b' c) E7 j
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
. a) z) L2 @& n( E. p+ W1 z% P the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 1 p0 r# i$ ]# u0 G( C
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
1 M. v) r+ T0 j D( W% c2 l "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all + }, H2 i; d& C8 m+ N+ Q# b
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a % }% {. j; ^* n* s
year they send us a complete dick." |
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