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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
/ M( e# K9 S( t3 Q9 t( k4 U  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
- C1 I6 C% G- {! Q1 v  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
9 z* ~' f8 |/ }0 H  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
! T: f5 b/ n: R. r9 M7 O+ B  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
1 D( Z& w' Y6 ]  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    % N; H) y9 i- r
  bandages."                                                               
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/ L. A  U1 H" F) C8 f  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         + A( u/ Q  I9 I# y
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.      F! J7 [6 t' m* t: h) `/ |
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ( A+ ?, P# g( N* H$ _
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ u( C/ B+ K* F( h3 V
                                                                           
& h9 w8 b% b$ e# z8 l" N# `  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  @$ K4 i! a$ k/ s# i9 r3 `& G  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
" B  q# \3 r) r. Y. ~- N  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   4 z+ R0 Q' Q% p3 ~/ F" T
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    * I0 a! d$ F. a7 D: Z- [' h6 X
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     . v6 y* }7 j+ e
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ( w6 z* U& ]8 c  H3 o: W
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   - P. g; z! |. @. J6 F$ H, k
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
. `& F: j$ V& T0 P% C6 Z6 M# ^  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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