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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
# }: p7 \) Y2 s: u9 \  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 {; K( q* I. \" `- X# M! c  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
, X8 Q; x) c% K* M2 _* k/ Y; t# P" n  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 1 y6 d4 T* A& s  Y; M
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
; N, I& H! r) L$ f0 ?                                                                           
5 m3 c5 g) T4 v: Y: {9 d  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
1 v- a! @! r+ K$ z/ \  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    . O& o) ]* Y9 \
  bandages."                                                                " J5 f, W* d/ Q9 A6 s& }, x
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: S- x' [4 B+ y2 ]  V7 D6 j  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" L$ z5 l) ]- e# w  {# e2 _0 X  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  8 D: o. w! ]$ ?* M
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ( k& N- m- g' |( N! H- I3 U
                                                                           
) D) b/ n3 K) l. H( @  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
9 B% S9 X0 Y: V  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
$ _% @" G3 h/ N& U  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
! J4 Y; K0 v% l* ]& v# s  plaster."                                                                 $ w+ ^- O: f: t1 J: A
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
% q' P/ @/ G* [! X& e* @  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
2 Z7 W$ G/ w- y7 x! E& j- L  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
- @9 [) h+ B( P: q5 u$ N  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ A- H) {  P& K* c  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    4 W% F: o9 ]; b* }1 e# [/ D' p' ]
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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