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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, \& p3 C0 v) q/ a# G! N. I6 H  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
3 O8 Q$ u0 _5 }  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: ]# c. M8 I) P8 j  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 5 T; |" B7 L# ]# W) p# p
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    # M, D4 ]- v9 E, d
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    7 K+ `4 ?9 ?3 }+ E9 B0 k
  bandages."                                                                & o. q7 l; [6 P3 v* d# {3 G; R" l; V7 P
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         % ?/ A0 @( W; Q: B0 p- g/ F
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; f5 K4 v" C+ Y( Y( u
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
; \7 a8 }  d& k  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  $ J5 U4 P; s0 }4 ?( r
                                                                           
( O  N% {4 e1 V; K  e8 b7 N  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    # W  D* u- _! T8 l
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ `5 t* g# x* X/ z7 C  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   6 U7 y! {# C8 K) Q& S
  plaster."                                                                 
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# M  J" u+ y" J, \& K& C0 P8 v  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
! b0 x" \! `' M$ F' K8 c% o  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     * X' G9 T8 A# z. o- x( x
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   3 b) I0 a9 q/ q0 b1 I, |
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ( g" Z  {4 y% S! _; A& Q
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
, i5 N: H, B1 }' ^  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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