a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
6 v6 c6 c. y$ f  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
$ E2 Z( }0 w3 i% Y( r% Z: l  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
& y0 O9 Y# e, ]+ |$ @  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
& N* g* I* k; ]  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
, q# R0 ~+ o- w3 f5 y  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
% v) t+ m$ H) N! ]. z; \) j9 |  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
. a+ y/ r' s2 H, c) n# @  `8 l  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
4 o" Q; R/ f$ U' W: O  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 [# c) S9 z( b& ?# U  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
$ M8 J. S, f: i2 U' j  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
. a) z) L2 @& n( E. p+ W1 z% P  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 M. v) r+ T0 j  D( W% c2 l  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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