a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
1 L0 r. Z* c2 R  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
5 Q- ^3 [: _: n* J7 V/ Z" a  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. A3 A1 B% w" Y# u  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  m* V. z' Q+ h( y6 W" G5 b: u& t  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
/ m$ V% ^% Y  |! S" I  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- P3 c) L2 y% r. }; {+ H  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: H# F1 p0 r9 ^" f  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 K  j; @% w/ i3 y& I5 [  plaster."                                                                 
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: S& H5 R1 O* F  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
# D5 P- T/ z1 C6 K! L9 K- Y  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; d, a' [) d, ^* g1 ~! i  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
. _2 N( `4 D" {0 j. G  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* p5 y9 @2 ^5 h% O1 B. C3 w  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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