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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    ' \. s+ n: D6 z0 ?6 f
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
+ g/ I" _5 J% R' m  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 E8 y- v, ?. F- K* T" n  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 T* Y9 F. u. a) M- W  little left to be of any use?"                                            * C* k  Q1 Z  @# T, N5 O0 ?/ w/ d# d6 X
                                                                           
2 Z( l7 S, I8 U. {  w, }  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
, c! c1 X3 O: G, D$ \  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    9 x& P5 s9 m8 \" n! x5 C
  bandages."                                                                1 Y/ U9 o0 D4 B2 u
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         7 \: |0 `  \1 Q
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    . Z$ P7 l! W, ]& {1 Y
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
+ W9 V! {1 s/ g3 ~  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    : d: x% b7 E% R9 [
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   2 d- x0 j$ R  [# o
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
9 A4 P7 a8 C4 R- p9 H  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    ; O8 C4 i# L: O' G0 }4 i
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
! i0 m7 a7 ]: k7 |, z( L* n, |  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   . m! j1 d' G+ p! }& y
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   ! v& @& r' s& F6 U
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
: p) z' n2 F7 y, W" D% M7 c! o  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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