a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
5 u8 v4 O1 h8 W7 q* y  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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6 d! \8 _: {! w7 x! u  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
. t  D' O7 T5 ]( H- t- M  M  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
" ^! Q- i. ~7 V$ p  bandages."                                                               
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; @: E3 h# i* X  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) ~1 t+ p6 G1 ?: B- z0 w8 U  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
6 p' e) B2 F6 h/ q, e/ o  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
0 J, C" U' s( t- s0 z3 v" ]8 l  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
& x. k& y2 O" f% N0 n5 D6 F; U  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: k# y0 X8 v+ s2 p0 c. w% c4 @  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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