a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
2 O5 T0 H# s5 W( O5 ]  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
' h) [: E' g/ {- E  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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. T8 B) X4 g$ e; w6 ~. H, `  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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7 {. z6 A: M5 w$ C# s2 J9 l% w  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
# s  H+ q. @. k  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
% J: }; s9 ]( r6 i/ e; j  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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4 Y6 T" e6 k& Q' _6 f& q6 C  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ ]! R" c. W& S; a  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# f3 W  K2 Z$ ~  H  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
8 W! _+ h) s8 t% Y/ v  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: E' n' _7 w3 y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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