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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
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books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a6 i1 G" [. L) `3 q
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ T! r" Y1 I. K" B# c. C3 N7 E4 R little left to be of any use?" . d' P" B" u% n' y1 g$ U; m
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to 2 \+ t! b5 G$ U9 L2 z
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 8 a3 r- x: f4 \' l. m5 \* |
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
- l/ O- _4 }0 c+ t) p "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
* S+ H. G4 Q# K* j8 k+ s# c9 k over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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% H, B$ |9 f" \& ^6 a' G: V1 D! q "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
8 m% V$ s3 m( s9 I trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ) u6 W9 q: ~$ i4 Z. ?, ?
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of 9 G" ?4 H) L8 p/ F; t' G ^
plaster." . }2 \9 @3 f# h2 ]7 d, W& U. z
# X- f. O# F# X5 M) t "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster ^" x7 g( n! l' B# B% A$ e
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the * V9 i) v4 H# U" V; {0 u& ^
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
0 b! A4 r+ Q7 n/ e7 O0 P6 d "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
1 N1 S" J% F: d: C3 H l$ T+ J the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
4 z$ F4 _' X0 z5 ?) i; ^ year they send us a complete dick." |
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