a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
! f! ~/ v! Q+ _, r2 M  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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1 t" Q- e+ X2 b  {  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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/ R; h/ y$ {: X! O! W  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
* q: T! Z- v! z4 i( z. A: c  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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8 r. a& X+ }0 L$ G6 x  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ u" y0 ^" z, ?) R+ U2 v  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
! H% v; v7 i) {3 D, L  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
- K: s5 q8 f0 C3 C+ F  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
- T5 N( O7 b5 q. q1 B' y/ b  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 A" S7 V, M, H+ u- B( R  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 I1 e1 @# I6 I3 @5 l  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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