(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
5 M; N- |5 X- k9 `: t- t3 {4 R老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
' m' t, L  P9 G老外：“can you speak english？”
1 e5 U! l: x2 N' {前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
! J" i; y: [7 Ncan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
, F  y$ {. Q$ U$ I6 k; X0 F老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
% g. k& ?" m, ^5 P' b老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
# }* Z* {; K& m7 l: w1 Y冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

% s  V; [  i2 m! q7 s; ~9 m我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？