(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
# N# L: a* Y* H" @4 L( w" `, I0 F- p, S清闲，面带微笑的：
, j/ e+ ]& L' a4 ~9 o  a% k; W0 J前台小姐：“hello.”
8 J% d% @) [; z% F: c  |老外：“hi.”
5 o& ?. K3 a' \' o% @) g前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
, I5 X1 C! E7 Z" y. E% _; d前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
8 m3 R  O4 L- j" ?. e) q老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
* h+ H# ^3 _; Z+ E. W前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
8 Y6 f3 p9 U8 O7 h老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- K9 ?  H( v- E/ i% t老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

/ n7 F* a3 Z: \, P" s我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？