(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
4 ^, k- c/ A2 \/ v. @  R+ q清闲，面带微笑的：
. B1 ?9 w' c, x' ~) V2 v, ]3 @前台小姐：“hello.”
) P; R% V  Q* y: m  t4 n: @老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
2 w. C) g& b0 s$ H" {前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
. P" F+ r; X1 b3 _& u老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
9 P: I4 G: o  u! l老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
. e# e! C+ u/ L前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
! w2 `. T& ^, q( h前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？