(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
/ p& n5 [6 A/ x) D4 U7 j6 a清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
' w6 _9 x6 F4 d3 x老外：“hi.”
; r0 X0 e: N, t0 V. r& d' W前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
5 p1 h& j1 X, s6 d' B- z老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
; o2 ~% @4 O8 _0 W  Q6 Pcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
5 i: M! t; o* s8 z老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
7 }8 h7 w6 W/ u! g老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？