(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
0 Z& ]$ z, Q$ X9 U清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
% s, `$ o! S/ ~3 \# c+ Z1 }老外：“hi.”
) B1 V$ {0 `' ]前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
4 q7 R- S( T3 ~, m$ Ocan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
2 ~7 M" D$ m/ d5 b6 R. m老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
: r( M( p, c9 e" @前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
( s2 @* Q  z' B2 o+ Z前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
. Z1 m" n3 t% w' [老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
% K; _. e) k: a2 p8 A冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

" j9 t& H5 ~/ |' ?5 b9 t$ G' W我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？