(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
( d" ~7 M4 R$ E5 z6 C. ^9 c老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
! i$ s$ m8 t1 @老外：“can you speak english？”
3 ~4 ~! f/ }& g8 C1 J前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
, S% I2 G0 r& I老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
3 t# J- O6 y3 X1 K; s5 s/ [# r+ i, l老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
: Q3 R, ]( }6 ~, q老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
7 K! D: Q/ v; Y5 d7 P冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

" D% K' D) T$ C4 }/ ~我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？