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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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, j/ e+ ]& L' a4 ~9 o a% k; W0 J前台小姐:“hello.”
8 J% d% @) [; z% F: c |老外:“hi.”
5 o& ?. K3 a' \' o% @) g前台小姐:“you have what thing?”( b1 ]6 @( |' I) n. l9 \
老外:“can you speak english?”
, I5 X1 C! E7 Z" y. E% _; d前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”3 E8 p' W. F% a+ D+ o, k
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”& L; V4 L. n8 X/ N/ A/ l) v
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you3 _" J. q( \. }- p9 L: P
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
8 m3 R O4 L- j" ?. e) q老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
* h+ H# ^3 _; Z+ E. W前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
8 Y6 f3 p9 U8 O7 h老外:“i want to speak to your head.”- O: @/ \$ `& X" O
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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