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- X V# j# B9 W* F! O) ] t 5. It is said to see the Earth from the Milky Way, the only way to see my little JJ is a ... ... $ x) D( X; `: j2 Z. N' W
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/ h; G2 J" P) T! M% q6 a1 s6 \ 7. If love is love, then it is not bullying you? ! j% j) ~" x& ?
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& I# l. F6 ~: S4 p$ o 10.NBA in the history of the Super Yingun - Yao Ming!
$ K$ O8 k# ?2 z" d6 K5 G( F! o 11. "the Japanese people,abercrombie outlet," this sentence is: A. metaphor; B. exaggerated; C. metonymy; D. personification.
$ e% G8 r* I/ t5 P 12. Now the biggest dilemma is - the policy of the Zhongnanhai not Zhongnanhai!
5 G; ]2 Q/ @5 ^ 13. a foreigner, traveled to China, not to benefit others instead of themselves, what is mental illness? 2 I0 }, U; w* o4 O% ?
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$ a" ?. [# m* s4 q. ]; \3 B7 m 17. a withered man once said: "We are such a strong desire to rise as a nation need time to use obscenity to support our national defense and the public's psychological vulnerability. masturbation only physical health, obscenity had just strong safety Bang! "
# I" \1 m; @5 F# g 18. In fact, I was a genius, unfortunately Tianduyingcai!
' |; j( x- D0 H# j 19. in China (South Management) work to be a long time to see sows are double fold of the ... ...
) f( m2 N1 ~" N 20. true love will not be a capitalist society to socialist society fossils do?
; n. b) B9 ?. b6 H, t 21. Why are the installation of water alcohol, why are satyr loaded sheep! # r: I: I8 S8 _8 O Z
22. We produce a small difference: she wants me to put dirt into gold, I hope that she, as the gold as dirt! * X# G3 t5 V# M5 L5 Q0 W" X
23. all the unforgettable love all the soul separated from the bed of the moment ~
" H5 ^6 f+ D0 T' G 24.'d rather proud of the mold, not to humble love! 1 B$ w% k, z, X! [; L: b
25. If you were born in China, then please change your with love, then hate to change the environment. 3 i9 P/ q% U; V- w
26. Turtles, said: "To live decent, the back would have a little green!" , N# e5 H: m6 p' I( h$ O" B
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" f6 _0 q6 \; {; D* t 29. Do not wait for everyone to say when you find yourself really ugly ugly! 4 h: f4 B2 B. D: b$ k( T$ l
30. the boss, give me love I take home pounds of feed the dog! ! # `1 L0 t. n4 `3 w7 s
31. Japanese woman who is my ability, by a group of women on my charm! 9 {& ]2 J2 ]' G& `
32. a man only two types: one is the lust, the other is very horny!
- W$ A$ o8 M$ Q7 s4 s/ y- Y 33. When the day and again the night by turning in bed when the sun was born ... ...
" M4 L1 l% t) B: \# m 34. ① Shi Tai, you're from the old monk bar ... ... ② old monk rude, and Shitai that you a ~ ③ Shitai, you spare the old monk it! ④ Ani Tuo River,nike tn requin, old monk shot no-_-b . c$ O9 R7 ]# y) g p1 C% N: B+ T" G
35. Keguan please behave, this girl is not playing tricks sold themselves!
* V- G, g! ^& I4 h9 L* | 36. give me an oil well, I came to the earth create climax! 7 g! S& N D9 W: D! s
37. with urine when the urinary directly to urine, Mo and other non-urinary air buffeting birds!
1 K0 X) u/ w& b+ k& ]' r/ N 38. married Jerry Yan, Vic Chou for my life not to marry! ! !
; k4 X$ B: _# O1 g! V, J5 J; Y k 39. expensive secondary recovery of semen, two dollars a pound, New Road, Yo Jingzhuang rich men ~ 4 [6 p8 p5 T! N, B6 c
40. commitment like that, "speaking his mother," said the old old, but would not achieve the total; fulfillment of a promise as though it really going to "exercise his mother," it really be prohibitively difficult!
0 E' s/ s$ t [( o2 U 41. long a bun like a dog along on the other complain!
! S% u* U4 c' V1 k6 c 42. life rape me, and I live castration of the ... ... L' T8 c# C c, _
43. Xuehaiwuya, repent and be saved! 1 E- L) Z; f6 l Z
44. not in class, sleep, buried on the table in the wine drunk ~ 4 `% c) H- W* J
45. loopholes and fill Dingqi Fei, Blue Screen of Death one color. - W. @" k$ R" Z7 }3 @- X- o" S* W
46.'d rather hide-Benz car to cry, do not ride bicycles smile! - D, [/ Y `* y6 e) b
47. pigs pig thinking, people thought it was. If the pig was thinking that it is not a pig - and is the Pig!
( q7 A( w# n3 }* |# c, D 48. I die, I stand in fire up, do you think is Nirvana, or the Evil Dead? . H# |2 F4 N' h& a$ ^( S
49. not to mention a few rotten eat your watermelon, I was a large dining hall in the East do not drink the soup for free money! : l- g3 e# [1 t4 n6 q8 c" u
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; i! F0 B7 v" V/ c 51. I love you, but vowed to have been more than three lines of sperm covered! 8 `6 L" @ R- ]! \% T
52. Niubi the road leading to the way you can erect it? / Z( N5 F% M, y# N8 I) ~
53. beauty said: "The man I die, I die for the birds!"
2 M" B+ t& [2 t$ Z9 {5 N' I 54. under the laws of hormonal activity of the time concluded: Morning as morning exercises! 2 g+ M1 G+ f% j. [" }
55. God, you let the summer and winter, the same room, right? Birth to this day!
5 J0 C% N: C. a5 g: z4 b. I0 t 56. with my rough measurement of your width, length measurement you with my depth!
4 D& C' U8 F- M4 ` 57. When the body are met,cheap babolat rackets, the soul to pick up the way forward ... ... 7 i5 B8 N7 A2 y" u6 t) F7 O
58. I can help you marry eight wives you are not happy ah? Confused is not necessarily to bloody you Caigan Xin ah ~ 3 ?% h6 I+ k6 n" }
59. Men have impulses may love you, it may not be love, but there is no impulse certainly do not love! : d2 G: e) e5 n3 x, S
60. money and women are dirt, workers willing to fly to shit! . n* W6 O4 u h6 T$ E
61. Do not hang in a tree, near the trees at the tree in the death of more than a few times to try ~
; b! m: b$ s: ^ V# T4 a: x- {6 h 62. When the dizziness when I finally understood what it meant to love.
[ X: U. e3 W0 y S 63. you laugh at me and you do not like all of you I laugh the same ~
+ w7 A' o% B- Y# a$ o 64. occasional quiet life, you will find modern discovery of a silent, but quiet life miserable as you silent on the ~ , ~* ^: a# c a4 W( H
65 . most admire when you break out of the eyes - not the least bit of nostalgia!
- j0 n+ |4 J2 M7 Y- c3 s* j6 y3 \8 X 66. mind can finally put aside, and turned out that 100 is not the head Hericium! Otherwise die a pity so many Qauqaut ah ... ...
, \8 I, ^( L. Q; } 67. Not love knows no borders, but love regardless of gender! ( A$ ^. ^/ B8 B+ H
68. rather be a gatekeeper of hell, heaven watchdog wrong! $ U9 Y. W2 [5 b( _3 s, M! T* d4 o
69. God pointing to the world the nations said to me: "succumb to me, all this is you!" I rejected God, because I'm married ... ...
* r0 D( g9 V! G 70. Please convey to the prince, his aging mother also in overcoming all obstacles on the road, there is no turning mountains, rivers have not been, the dragon does not kill, Pretty bubbles ... ... tell him not to die go to sleep!
1 s7 z* W A5 U& a: ^+ A 71. you are crazy and he was stupid, smell to the End of the World ~ # {6 P+ A% O* M4 W* F
72. Mr. Ma said in private: "Learning the language has not chatted half years effective QQ!" & j" I2 a0 S. {, b7 M& K
73. eat breakfast in backboard normal metal wire, which is that we are strictly in accordance with the first backboard back after the operation in order to cook ... ... ; s+ E2 W) ^- X8 l$ S
74. Gouguan not met quickly kneel!
( A! ?# C& ]- e. P& Y 75. bowel movements to stay half the time, so hungry faster ~ 5 B) y& d8 M. G
76. grant to go to work on Star Day, Lights of come home! ) _# J) C7 G5 }9 @2 i
77. wages, the accounting on I said: "You receive a salary for six months it is now very little change ... ..."
& ?+ }9 j1 K5 Z+ q2 @0 {% Q% x 78. income sub-four: mad work, no, more but earn less and less labor for much, do not work too crazy. Fortunately, I was second! - p+ Z" r, ^/ q0 c6 L1 N8 b6 V
79. Even in the face wash is very clean, the flies lying there had to fall to their deaths. Sad face of my pocket than I am also a clean ... ...
2 g* L# X5 n5 p1 o 80. I like the cashier's account income - Nissin monthly accounting statements - balance, a physical education teacher timer - used to zero , autumn wind swept the leaves left - very few a few! % o; Y, K* n( |1 |
81. Women have numerous QQ numbers just to take liberties with a man, a man used a QQ number above to fill a variety of women ... ... ! [- W# U$ b, Z0 n
82. can be romantic but not nasty man, a woman can be romantic but not flow! 2 s; B- V' D! M1 G
83. to cherish the best way a man so that he can never be, so that women cherish the best way to continue to meet her! 84. Just beginning not to the woman, and later eager want is a woman! / `, ^$ n$ A8 t P
85. Love is like a man of the sponge, not destined to persist for too long! % ^& v D/ t5 j
86. I do not like only a woman on a bed many times, I like a lot of women with only one bed!
8 K6 b! R5 c( i1 M 87. licentiousness of the primary good wet, but not easy quilt is prostitution a good wet!
+ R; c0 I7 P: A# K2 n. m 88. love me please raise your hands, please do not love me upside down! , ~4 N+ |3 e6 P% B* x( P0 s$ |% n" h
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91. grandfather said: "Jay monks must be a good monk, as he's been really good idea after listening to ... ..." " [& \, e! V- t9 W' P1 f5 `
92. a child, I was a genius, after 20 years of socialist education, finally success has been nurtured into mediocrity!
% h3 l& |5 V* Z1 g/ { U 93. even keep up Viking playing Rock Paper Scissors, insisted the defeat, ruin it! ! ! 7 M8 S% A2 v& N c. {9 O# z
94. in 5 million, in addition to Diema not change, all for the rest!
, I1 t/ H+ r7 n" k 95. life TMD really fun, because life is old TMD play me! H) h z9 z% O7 e& I* @' B& [
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97. Love is not Unicom, your heart is moved on; Therefore, hands are easily moved, the heart was always Unicom!
4 r7 q. D0 v/ v5 Y) w 98. singing the national anthem rob a bank!
3 S* w3 H2 `& g- y' K8 o 99. can not find the dinosaur, lizard Take the top! |
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