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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
& E* f5 R$ S9 F; t white: how control?
6 f4 F, c: C# b hackers: white with a Trojan
0 B6 q% J: @; o; R:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
( Q' r+ v: Z( f hackers: Open your Task Manager
. a9 J0 e3 m& Z! V) _5 O white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 6 d- g8 S. C: |
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
+ x' @6 u1 {0 m( l white: \; : _- q) J+ Z$ {( e7 h: c8 N1 G# C
Hacker: I have control of your computer
4 b$ e' J  o( d white: Oh 5 o$ a  t3 E# J" ]
hackers: a funk? ! Hey " a8 O0 T3 Y6 u/ r
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord & V* \. y$ J' y$ y: D8 S5 L
machine hackers:. . . . . . 6 k3 s7 H- R! f! H+ S) M4 N: ]

2 y8 t! ^5 n( P9 Y4 R4 Z  Y white: how do you always in my computer and out of
6 M" {2 S) n1 L' K* d casual hackers: You can install a firewall 5 A* o) X# d0 }0 C
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? ; u" ?3 \) ^) l  }  k5 K6 Z
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah ; e- b8 f0 R* x5 v# R
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! : w" p) A" u: w: Y" F9 N' U
hackers: ah 6 @0 K2 A$ Z  M9 v! Z2 Q5 _1 q2 t
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
6 l' T* x. N# L- e& Q  l4 U: V hackers: General is the
: X. U9 I* M. ?- M- n white: you can black out those sites? & }+ r8 ]8 b6 L
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \  i! P* Q/ W- ~; H& l0 d
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . , o+ a7 y, }7 t+ O
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? / F( W5 s1 E7 L. ~( d
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the % s( A( @& d7 o8 I! {+ A
white: is not it, this is Brand $ O% R7 @3 G4 Z) E, a
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a 1 q9 d8 V" D& i
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye ' q( M2 j7 X1 i( N
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! * a# M7 {! w* F& g! h
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? , f2 N5 E% d( y, B
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me ' H  t: n: V' W3 C) _* y
white: I want to Please help a busy
1 [7 c, y: h" ?) c1 m" q: Z hacker: What?
6 q: }6 i# g8 Z, ^$ U white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
4 W$ z! Y* p/ t; U( `5 U hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
4 u0 n) O& S9 w8 V$ G8 z* q" F+ \6 w white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
& k- z# S" U0 a2 t) T* k hackers: die! ! & E' I/ c8 f1 e% m" G( w$ a

5 E/ H2 s: y, \- \ hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
- q" i, m" s  Q white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why   }# L+ N9 x6 X7 r# s- a3 ], B
Hacker: I'm looking for something 9 Q& K; g* k2 l$ V
white: what I find here?
2 R4 H1 s, K7 m, N hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? + ?5 b1 N% u  P( z9 f( `! ^
white: a bad mood . p0 W3 g( j+ d" k) r/ M
hackers: Who bullied you?
  p3 Z2 a4 \1 S white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love $ H0 a# t( L7 Z" T7 T8 s/ Z$ T
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you # W( G  e: _3 n. Q8 j; O0 b( [* W
white: do not get back 8 {/ `8 s2 n$ [3 n
hackers: No, tell me what number? 8 i. y5 o! {) X' X5 c! e
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember : i7 y3 G" a( K2 j
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
/ t) e2 k$ l/ e hacker: how wrong? ! " d$ i4 I, _8 b: \; ~6 @9 }
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! % i. B0 m7 A" _1 F  r
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
' i! v. B9 g8 H' \& [ white: it does not work! ! ! 7 u6 g' x* l$ b; m
hacker: how should you like? ! ?: S/ f: \4 E) n; e
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 9 V: ^/ h0 H* c* j
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun . c" N. Y; ]8 ?  j6 ?( y
white: what 7 y/ w% |" Y( z
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top ( B: |/ ?! _6 W0 _4 j8 F- n
white: This very common ah 2 ~  ?! l( q3 K
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
5 ~# Y* `& z( f9 @5 |3 A white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
5 O9 u, \* Y8 o: H) N) L Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
2 t+ l3 X+ K: t1 ]: t white: this is also fun? !
% K  d4 x" N4 p" T% N) L Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
# @3 y1 y! f; [ white: you are pro?
& m. c# n+ `& _2 k$ ]6 g3 h  W hackers: You can say it. 1 A: m% y6 s; |
white: to what extent high? - E4 P9 m9 W) k4 m9 x  f) _
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own ! c0 W2 M: t1 {& K$ M6 b3 d
white black: Ah, this I will!
0 W4 ]$ ?+ z8 O' i& I hacker :#?%! You can? ! ! Q5 ~  N1 C2 `4 T6 v* U7 x
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . , q7 O5 Q: x' P; U. h
hackers: Go!
7 M% b& W: i' O2 I  M4 Q white: Ask your question 5 w/ W$ ]2 Q3 V0 p* P8 K( F
hacker: says , j* M8 l9 C% Z; R. K
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
2 h# {- t: i- \3 Q. C. s9 g Hackers: Yes you can. . . . * ~! \8 R8 z; s) m0 z! y$ K, |
white: no networking is also OK?
6 c+ O6 }# L1 K' }2 W7 E- o# n% B) d hackers:. . . . . . .
) `" e2 @: m( C# { white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? ( x5 }) N& X7 v9 x2 T$ x, h
hackers:. . . . . . . . % z' M7 J5 v. i$ J4 |* C
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
, Z) S. d3 Q8 n+ s hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep ' M3 Z7 \. B! g$ @: S9 P
white wash: my computer is broken 0 b( i6 S: W9 h8 ]! E4 z* \) i
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
, M7 E+ R4 |) O- ?! O white: that is, you bully me ) {; T( L  I! M
hackers: No ah 1 E) ^# Z* [% N- @2 h& R6 S
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! * L$ A6 x4 f& L7 C# a
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
: a9 ~+ g$ j5 q) p white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
9 W2 M( `# A) o" g- Z Hackers: should be able to
% e! U) e1 R2 \ white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? . m4 G, q) [& w4 K- {* _0 Y7 l" U; I
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
+ j: k" N; g9 W, k5 { white: of course, \! * f5 Y4 D( y; k
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? # {9 W$ K( a" _+ K- l. v" p
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot ( o$ z+ d! G# Z! ]
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
0 A' i" v3 h/ ^' F" y hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes / m% \" `) P- _9 E: {/ O
white: that problem, you can solve it
, @2 K7 K% T! x7 C% I6 A; m hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
( o) a- G% P" ^3 `8 B" H9 P white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
. q: S8 L6 J2 X& B  W  a1 R2 j a hacker:. . . . I excused ( ~2 z( E# e5 r0 K1 i
white: we see meet you?
6 b( G5 I, J- K hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
" Z9 V7 K# D7 s; e9 v white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
1 ^5 P3 S- O5 S6 _+ M% L5 ? Hacker: Oh, what you think?
' x7 S9 K- U4 Q/ l0 m! P" { white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
& m$ H/ i' e2 c2 N; L hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 1 `, [8 J. Q9 C  Q  U" w" k; N7 O
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
, |1 K! \# W1 I& C. ~$ Z( |4 R white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? ; r! L- V4 K0 J5 y6 j" z
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in ; G; [9 G8 S) _+ A9 q- T+ r
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit ) }" j& F" u9 e. [6 K
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
# j' a4 g; n! d7 \" P/ z# f- [7 s% ?( N white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
4 P# Y9 B5 x5 U: S3 [+ n4 N) I hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? ' u) h+ ?, {/ b% _8 ?7 `+ L
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!   E: i0 \" M; C3 ~6 Z
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
  }4 c4 J$ |1 s8 l2 M hackers: No wonder, only used 5 T; ^- |$ E1 K& e7 [; [
white: no you're curious about the place? 1 Q' q% b3 ]# _, U, G8 Y4 H0 S
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 1 |/ ?3 ?4 L" ~/ Y/ N% E) O

+ G1 e; ?8 _, R white: I would like to control your computer
- r' }2 X5 i2 x4 @) | Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad : a; F- h  X5 u; r% n" c3 r
white: This is not fair! !
- R: ?) v# H" n4 u hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the - l; S8 d! @. y  V
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . ' l& y$ F  A0 Q) d  z4 j
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! ) g1 p/ m. G$ C; Z3 p( ]
Hacker: I'm white & j, h8 D6 `9 x  r& n; w4 G
us again: This is probably the last time we met the 4 V" i. W: w8 h( b  W& t
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
: Y; I: r- G. w- P( H white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
# i' G, j8 D/ p- N) Q. m hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
5 T4 P) b$ z1 @9 T! O9 } white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! $ @* i+ M5 M4 l* Q4 q7 T6 }* q
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
% O1 j; n; e6 R2 H1 G hackers: so late, and how not offline? - Q: [: B0 O+ b# Z! p
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power ' |, |3 Y; B9 w0 H$ [7 m2 _( U, e
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? 1 @6 F- w% g+ H: j& A4 B' u- ]
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 6 I2 M* c8 u6 \% a" J% y6 g
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \. |- k$ c8 `  I
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
! Q. U+ f9 W- k7 R white: You are not really powerful / V2 |+ k2 I' ~$ `" N/ y; s" I
hackers: so-so friends
& @, y. s* H1 |& c! l$ g white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
% Q( O% N8 B- j hackers: this place is difficult! You wait : D5 \; f% b- v7 ~" L9 c5 h
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it   I' a) G" X$ _$ N
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
7 ^5 \- h+ h* v hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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