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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 2 j0 s2 r# y! |! p: S9 z# a5 \" C
white: how control?
0 G- y' o* j4 j. O7 j) g* Z) V4 h hackers: white with a Trojan   m5 ]5 \% J. R9 h8 l+ h
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
. T+ J0 y* P# y5 |" k( \  g. S hackers: Open your Task Manager
- ^% |. m  P1 o0 z0 q; [: O white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? : v; X0 B4 O+ Z2 Z" b% w
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 3 P1 f5 [" K# v) i# P& l7 l' F$ B
white: \;
7 u2 }6 l% k+ Z) | Hacker: I have control of your computer
. A. r! @# s) N7 H8 @* h- ] white: Oh
0 t3 G" W  L6 s9 j5 `6 { hackers: a funk? ! Hey & s' c3 s  k. }7 o" o
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 2 n- k; }. S! s* u- X
machine hackers:. . . . . . : p  _. B' u$ Y/ x
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of $ |5 }  Q( J3 ?7 L
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
$ Z2 z6 {% w7 z$ T white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
' B& r4 l6 |3 J3 o hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah , h9 F3 r. h# F' F# a" F9 K
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! 3 N% w6 y0 Q7 P7 K! N
hackers: ah , G9 a. V8 I1 X
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! . ?4 A0 y/ |" g
hackers: General is the
8 g" _! b- i5 ~% z# x! A white: you can black out those sites?
# A3 G0 @8 r9 o3 Q( ?# W4 Z+ b hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
, R) ^7 [# q4 a white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? . E3 d3 x# ]+ E# v
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
7 K1 f0 p. ?  U; i; W white: is not it, this is Brand
" }, R" L4 s* t/ V# _ Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a   w9 _, z4 Z9 ?, x" Z
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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/ j! L/ a- s0 r  L hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! " d, y1 ~/ S6 a4 j/ y
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
; U2 L1 `) v/ q" j7 o4 d hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
8 V5 q; j! ?" J) n5 T+ T, E. U white: I want to Please help a busy
$ a" i, I, e. l: y6 i hacker: What? 9 J- S3 Y6 y; r: z/ Q
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 6 A! N, K7 i7 q' I
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! / }1 `  _% K% G) [1 z' G2 q2 b% ^
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . $ t6 w: E8 r, |! J3 L/ T( y
hackers: die! ! 9 A' S$ G/ j+ R  ?

8 u( _$ n+ g  E) x; C7 V2 ~# i hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
) y9 G. \% _- [  M2 k white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
9 K/ _8 ^: h: u Hacker: I'm looking for something , A* J: T4 |# r) P9 _# z
white: what I find here?
- V5 \# D8 S/ ~) G8 M' E hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! ! 7 D9 {0 r8 `9 H) h, F
. . . . . .
; q$ l$ x1 W4 d" o* l1 v hacker: how not to speak? , c, a+ H( \+ Z  b( m$ P
white: a bad mood
; s/ b  n$ l) u4 E8 o! P2 ] hackers: Who bullied you? 2 K$ b3 |( z0 X$ S. s
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
2 i2 S1 z7 X* O Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
! _+ E' R$ W3 U9 g( S1 b, z white: do not get back
9 M1 h0 a/ B# A: G5 a1 } hackers: No, tell me what number? % ~* e: b  w" m! ^7 J
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 3 V4 E- ?7 z' o1 t+ m+ N+ X
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white: you gave me out! ! ! ! ( }5 B# K$ R* i. I: E
hacker: how wrong? ! $ [3 W3 ]) a9 r- W
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
/ N- T, s! o2 r( d) e. n2 T  z hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
& M6 C7 u' R+ T4 E2 @! f2 f: c/ J white: it does not work! ! ! : E! q1 x) N* O5 e
hacker: how should you like? * |7 l' v0 }/ d. @) y. w' c  ]
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! , b) i& x" {$ n
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun ' Y2 O8 A) E9 X
white: what   M" I2 B4 Z' N# K
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
* P; J# x- S9 |7 Y# y5 p  _) y white: This very common ah
) ~9 _  Y% C, A+ o Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
! O0 @* b' s- g0 J' H white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! , y% K4 \6 a. t- I
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. * Q" F% q- a' N) R7 s! d
white: this is also fun? !
0 t' \1 {2 P- V Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
! j. }: r8 o) b% e, V9 O, ?1 \ white: you are pro?
8 w5 d2 S, X) [3 O+ N hackers: You can say it.
( C7 p: |0 @$ T, D7 Q5 o1 ^; t white: to what extent high? 3 P' {9 p" |2 T( p+ C
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own % Z# Y( D7 W- j) k9 @! `' Y$ i
white black: Ah, this I will! & y1 @1 ?- [) R2 N0 D
hacker :#?%! You can? ! ' y& `/ d! _& @3 e; ]! P
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . ( t& n# f9 k. e+ k* J
hackers: Go!
  r6 j' C: n: \! [) S( b white: Ask your question
1 i( y) {' }' l1 x: ? hacker: says
! u7 ]; E# n6 n! |/ r) H  o white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 8 x3 O# k1 Z& }& M. O- p) ]7 |( p
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
0 ]5 B3 s$ D  K! w; O white: no networking is also OK?
* q4 Z; a% l( x' \- B4 f hackers:. . . . . . .
+ m, @9 j$ F& C$ j white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? 5 c( K; t, W% ^3 W$ s2 t& K! d
hackers:. . . . . . . . 7 e- d2 x- |4 q! n
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
4 ?0 }4 z) V" N' m9 ~1 R hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
4 }8 s+ }) i! I/ Y white wash: my computer is broken
+ h) ^+ ~- o+ A4 ?, ? hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
- U8 N9 ?3 C1 X4 `' Z white: that is, you bully me ( Q2 f9 E$ j% s0 @9 O5 O* o' X3 K
hackers: No ah
7 L; w" B0 c5 |; e, W white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
3 V$ f1 p; F% m1 P hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
0 F9 M& P7 x7 a5 _# W- U% o. y white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? + N7 b2 q8 r2 q  @
Hackers: should be able to
7 X% W3 D- e' L/ `/ F# e9 } white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? 0 c2 F) }+ s0 x% L3 b) ^2 @
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know : j! i* L: T, Q( O# t6 u$ F5 k
white: of course, \!
+ N5 B! H4 E8 } hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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! h' D& @3 z5 I- ^+ o9 U% f white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? - ]' u& r  L- ?8 q
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot 9 T( M  p6 F* S, e1 U' r7 X- {
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
' B6 K/ I  I4 @7 R- P5 v0 S hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes , }4 [4 B# P/ V' H% k2 Y3 H# ?
white: that problem, you can solve it . c% {' V, e, [; G1 g
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 3 K' \/ L/ @: K0 h+ u8 c( @* G3 u
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it ! q; q* g, i7 Y/ W
a hacker:. . . . I excused 1 m1 v7 \# i% |
white: we see meet you?
; z9 t; M* m2 A% e1 Z! S' | hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
: ?/ [! F$ d3 k& E9 j3 _ white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to 9 q. D* m+ F1 R( m9 ~; U
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
9 o: Z8 n! k7 z white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights & j' G* k/ W. r' b$ f
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 9 ~8 O3 P+ w3 }5 T9 ]
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
! o2 U+ q% |6 M6 ^ white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 8 E) J% X& {- ~0 R8 }
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in ' I3 H* e3 N$ O* j
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit 8 ]$ d: `7 L' F: v( T# H5 [
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way 1 l4 w* f8 r) J; N
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 8 @( D4 U7 r+ r1 H' }
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 6 x0 N& a- Y5 X
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 3 g3 h# {/ l$ Q- \3 j
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? ) j: ~& I7 C8 b5 d9 K
hackers: No wonder, only used
8 k- C) y, N+ y9 |' v( a1 G9 l white: no you're curious about the place? / x2 ?7 g! W/ W  }/ x! f3 x
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes * q4 s% [! d- X7 O. m

* g6 g* Y) A$ a+ t1 i white: I would like to control your computer
5 z7 C* g) T% F9 X Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad 9 Y3 J; T3 d' @  O( T8 f
white: This is not fair! !
. R4 @6 X9 `+ N9 V$ H hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
3 z/ x0 v+ R3 c% t) Z. Y white:. . . . But I will not. . . . * x+ V9 j+ Y, z
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
- g$ K2 P2 j4 G$ Q* @# a' Y Hacker: I'm white 3 q. Q4 t$ r* x* W
us again: This is probably the last time we met the % y. X3 r- c- G( j' H- t
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
4 o* [' \- g5 O( P" u white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! % }! Z# @% J4 ~  x" J( r
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
- x) U2 j) T5 ]6 f' E* b+ |4 {" g# Y white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! ; D9 y/ r1 u8 @
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . $ s# u2 g) G& K! m9 R3 V
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
. _( p1 o6 v/ U% q& g5 }% M0 E+ c white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power # F, H( F0 e0 A& W- t) e
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
6 D4 p1 w1 M8 G5 N8 d white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power : e2 g" |) V2 _
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \3 w! n- i2 A# x  k1 Q
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
# |! \4 h& q3 V& |. O# X white: You are not really powerful # u5 A" q  f7 c) C: [& M' k
hackers: so-so friends 0 L% a6 G) ~- Y$ |6 u
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. * R# Q( t7 [" o5 E$ r* g* ]
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait - R3 i: u) @$ v6 n) m, A4 r0 O6 Q
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 9 z6 P5 f; ]1 t! g; M
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
; @% S# ?) \5 c0 Q hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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