What it really means:3 B; G* @% I9 V# X7 t( g$ C5 ?
0 g6 [0 n# T6 t$ g40-ish = 49 7 J5 a1 s) F! |, aAdventurous = Slept with everyone" O2 k( g/ N2 L6 @7 C& d5 G3 j, F
Athletic = No boobs6 u' ^% r9 Q* f7 n+ d
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy8 M+ ]% K4 {# ]! @
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead $ U" E2 S# q1 f$ MContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills 2 r1 J/ E/ j: y5 h) TEmotionally Secure = On medication# @+ {% \' A: B: M6 r% h( \
Feminist = Fat, hates men# a9 D- \$ i8 U' ~& ~
Free Spirit = Junkie2 f$ }% i+ v% X# v5 ]* X
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person1 o( E, l) l N- a) f
Fun = Annoying% O; F* F1 }7 G7 g/ Y
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places: d( f+ M8 `7 s# u
Open Minded = Desperate/ F9 v2 C8 k/ S( I, g
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing& G/ r7 E, [! R5 @# n& S
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk6 v0 u$ R, j# E) W* ~2 L
Professional = Bitch; n. W8 D( v- T
Voluptuous = Very Fat. c5 @. b ]" ?- U
Large Frame = Hugely Fat, y$ y4 o; e. b; q( t# r7 S& D
Needs soul mate = Stalker