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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.. _+ T; U; @, L# P0 c9 w S' l; V& R& B
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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: v( K! A; z# u- m! ~7 \We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.
" y% A' y- t! o4 \1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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! o- u* W' q) @: B E- _1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
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7 u1 n5 d$ o' q' C a5 x$ N1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去8 `- o% e' j/ Z2 t! K
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it/ L( r e1 L0 k
that way.6 {% R7 Y6 N! h& i P8 s7 q
1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！6 r9 c8 C- H8 Z- J
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1. Crying is blackmail.4 S" N5 k, a% e5 r" G$ G
1，哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.
. I5 k& h- Y$ r. l/ I7 oLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!2 `' w/ e. e" D* l
Strong hints do not work!
9 `- t& S+ [2 xObvious hints do not work!
. ^4 e _2 M$ ~) p; F* ]Just say it!) Q3 b- k; S8 E. `. H
1，你想要什么就说( m1 p7 U2 A' g) H) V
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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. C+ a% ~5 v, ~- @: h9 {2 x4 n3 ^& `1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）7 w8 R4 {4 @- ~' ]+ d9 H( t8 o
/ x w6 d+ ^) I1 A1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's' Q% y0 |+ L/ H) E( E$ ^" q: r
what we do.
+ w v( B% F' z5 B" \% J4 [+ E0 `Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
# r+ c8 w. i" t. A7 K1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。9 e- S6 A% j' g, a2 A
3 e1 c$ o+ x D w# P9 ~8 H! n) b1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.# A2 L: B8 [( u; t2 r3 p7 m" ]
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去1 {5 _5 y- v3 N) R
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.' w% m7 M$ x# W( J! c. R: x+ _% q
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.8 O7 t$ z3 J& e0 B
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了1 n+ u+ {: R" j9 S! b/ _8 W/ N, w
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
+ {1 P$ M+ v# W( _ Ato act like soap opera guys.
* B: E1 N8 n0 |0 \' U1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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( }! ~: W; Y% u1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.. ~3 @7 Q; L8 v& f
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
7 I' K/ c' Q' o0 xmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
4 E1 \) |7 m/ m9 V5 x1 L" h4 r1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。" i. N0 d, R* V$ [9 v; g2 l
; N9 F- X- C0 U6 o1 U（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）. O3 R* p T6 }' P
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
- |. j! M4 L6 ~4 h; Gdone. Not both.7 S' [$ N, M- M2 ?, d% T
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.9 u9 \' x! X3 i" Q [7 _2 s
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.9 Z6 i4 b. ?& }& ~ N! N
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit., y5 g# H) o% ^/ Y7 l k
We have no idea what mauve is.: k7 Z# \$ i! d; O5 v$ o
2 l* L# W8 m- f: |2 d1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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: `0 z9 w9 R1 W7 d1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like; O' p$ ]) G) J/ ]$ h0 v
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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7 P m5 f2 t/ V5 g! g- X, z1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer2 D$ z% s. ^0 ~6 y J6 ?
you don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
6 E! |- f+ P2 m/ l" U: X4 }) t( a1 Q& pfine...Really.
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# s& Y! ~" i9 ^: k/ f; N1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to* y* @6 k k* k; U! c$ v F8 w
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.5 i# \9 [; x+ j8 b! K
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1. You have enough clothes.9 F" E/ [' B1 V9 `. y( S
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1. You have too many shoes., ]2 Q, [! S. d. ?' s3 t
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!* |$ r* y* L; a8 x6 {
; Q8 t9 j+ B" j3 }4 l1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;) P# I7 G5 K. @) P$ i
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.3 s- x b& E' B/ p4 @. c
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
4 E0 Z7 o5 x! K1 RPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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