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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
5 k8 [. t! e0 \* A+ ^2 N2 mhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he% u# Z8 _$ W, F5 [: `4 `: q
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he6 g) z$ _7 U E6 |4 ~8 A
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked- n* D' i5 B8 J; G, b+ m! n: ^
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
2 l. ]& |* m1 II don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,' S% k% j" F% t I E- q/ K
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
- c% t+ {5 m0 w4 D/ \7 B' b "Nothing, nothing."4 ~$ G: @' z, }% K3 q p/ _
"C'mon, tell me!"' r4 \' T) q6 ]
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."4 i+ P* G0 b$ [$ q
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.: a3 Y# y" e7 f6 j; A
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."& r9 O% X- Q$ Z) \
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
! c. \, j. u4 Y& ?% t& t5 F; Zcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
2 Z: M6 e$ ~' [3 z4 Y+ zordinary-looking black dildo.( ~- }5 L& T$ _4 ~$ s6 `! B
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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& D' X+ T; v0 o8 [# z The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old0 l; o2 U. G& h% h7 s' t* ]
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
2 x; g& L: ]9 ? a VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started$ |+ g3 ~2 O0 a/ q7 c
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 6 Q$ w9 }& {5 u, b
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
W ^6 n2 z7 L"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
0 T* n) v! }: p0 a" M2 \the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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: S5 q+ P9 x! S' C' s' s, k- | "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it6 J5 ?+ z3 g4 ]2 a: C" H/ [9 P0 c
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took" \* O) l9 [" c5 I$ s$ |6 w0 }* S
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
% [8 a$ V+ C& j1 [7 C1 yshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
9 f! J% J! [1 Ksatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She* g% b. M( d$ Q; [1 X9 p4 ~. N! f9 u
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
7 D% _0 W+ l6 ~/ M' Y e4 h+ Sremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
8 t, I4 o5 ^# y2 H2 `9 I0 R"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was3 r" ^ f( i6 E& Z7 r* i: E7 o
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she ( i7 F; N& J1 T9 {1 Y+ h
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
/ a, p; L* j/ b! b# E5 A. V8 Khusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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! p2 [& ~$ Y/ o; y5 M0 j% V She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried! l5 z' m( p G3 D0 }* H
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
. m% V! f# @2 `9 C& Xjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.& Q: h1 h/ g6 x, o9 j4 p Z
) w- d$ \- G, o& w Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
' L! u. n' Q/ K% ato the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming/ S/ T; n2 m2 H
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next- _2 ?4 f: S8 Q
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights" L. Z1 U. g ?: a m8 h
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how5 k# H5 ?5 x6 u% u( V# p5 z
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
; f& p. Y) r/ T# o7 {2 Chadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.( P* ]2 u. z5 t% r4 |
. s1 c: C }1 F0 K/ _- v' r The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right* j5 I0 a& t% g5 ]
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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