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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。, G0 C: Y" I* j. C
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ) r8 k0 y4 ]7 {" O. }. q5 ~2 O
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. % z8 e7 o9 \8 Q% x' T
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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- h8 [3 B; B0 DThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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" r/ @" Q. G9 k# DThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 5 k( c: K, j8 T ]1 Q( m; @0 R
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ' H! A( ?4 Y# r' R# P
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 k( b1 Y1 ]8 ^* F6 v& l, e) u: x6 ^
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. : D A, p$ _' q; Q! f& B
4 r5 x' T; _+ x8 H6 Z% i"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 7 ]8 c7 q) n: R5 g, @
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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' j5 J, b0 R4 a4 \Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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6 |" @: M4 R! [* m& E5 v, b; j7 Y"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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: O0 G$ ~: R2 l* K7 F2 r, ["Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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: [0 _/ O) [1 m( FA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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