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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。: A, l2 |; t- p: ]
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& Y& q9 J) \ g5 c4 _A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. / R# r, H; R6 w2 Y
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 6 O" f. D# Y5 \6 F# d5 ^- X: P
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. / N; Y2 }% d2 `5 K) X
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' Y0 w; L( g5 k- z( t, ]
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
+ p! q8 g% K1 Y2 w5 @Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ) {7 c" M& M$ c0 i! E
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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* J' V6 O" S. N"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 1 p6 Q- h8 F( h: Q: y
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 9 C& B& `% q" Z
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. , n7 `! ^' X" U, P
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 6 m# l; C1 G/ D) W# J
: A) V! Y% z' b, H9 RA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 2 w% p: P, v0 G7 `' g
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