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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。9 }/ C: c U/ Y. U. K
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece5 j; u/ H6 ^! w/ d; ^
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 0 G( {: m! u- ?+ X1 N) v* C
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. # d; S& r3 x; [8 p9 e) ~. S
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 3 K' v( ^! l; V. L$ f
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 9 L7 e W& f L9 W: I2 U3 ^
. k) L. R6 q# e R. H! c! zOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
# M* f0 p* Q* A+ N8 uLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
, B1 g X: i4 R$ M, z1 Y7 z7 I6 mA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. $ W9 v' _/ e# `
) i0 P! E, e7 ~9 V* P9 J"But it's not for me to question his story.
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x$ ^3 P$ }* e: ?8 r"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ( { @' e, F) s) ~; u
) n$ f; D1 L( [. U T' G2 iShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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4 H4 I( R A8 X7 s( P2 Y: t"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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- ?4 C) v: B# Z4 B- fHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 8 h ~# {6 j; V; `1 x7 V) W
, F1 u6 ], X1 F2 X' SA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. & w% n/ V/ l7 f* P# b% x( i
" n% g6 S% L9 B6 |% G5 ~! c+ A' ]"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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