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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。2 ]4 W) ?* {% r I- M
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5 u6 p1 f1 G- [. t" s, u1 vA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
: L1 W) H6 _ g3 j8 u1 Z+ PThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. " W5 W; l- q1 f9 O/ X+ h
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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& w( L8 I9 S; g- bThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
: d$ Q3 l$ G/ n% Z$ DLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
% p; t: I. G5 aA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. # } D1 }" u' R
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"But it's not for me to question his story. I/ ]+ B8 m! X- x* _2 f
: r& j* n; L, \/ h9 F"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. % ^$ T8 a7 v+ g4 F7 ?2 N0 j
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. & S: f- d, ^7 F i6 f' t3 `& g
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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! g2 z9 N2 Z5 s$ s; k2 f8 }Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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