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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
* G& u( ~0 X# Q0 K% `/ ZThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. & p, W$ k* n' I/ d4 ?5 k8 D
$ y) v$ E# q( u. WHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 0 p. S7 s* ? Q' d7 ?8 c' E r
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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& I1 o5 k) K1 E( vThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. % o2 n/ w T8 X: I2 ~- {
/ i2 V; i1 p, G/ A1 z! eOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
8 l8 Q a' r' e x$ q: ULike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 5 D+ n y. `6 H+ Y8 ]
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 3 W$ ?0 z8 n" U& Y
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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1 X- x/ X, @" R* M"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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% G, W& x( a' h i; b5 z& A6 }"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 8 q( d) @# V5 g" n* r; b
4 X, Y9 w/ w3 f/ V# L; O2 pHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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