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Spring is officially coming today!% r* }" o+ w' Z/ Y4 J3 }0 z
: H, g+ F, H( YThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!2 b2 T/ f% q R. ?8 F
4 ]$ ^. g/ W7 j. U' |$ A5 gAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."1 I- w! c" u7 m6 C* g- t8 |. T: |
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.") M7 a) l+ o p, v' S% A' V& V
8 K: v1 z0 V9 Q. v5 [0 e4 R. [' f' hThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together./ ^( b$ ~' h% Y; b [* |
4 E% ^# _" b L% G. ^The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. q% i4 N, l" q: J/ A
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.8 l2 \ X$ \+ C$ H9 Q! ~
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."& O2 J2 }: ~2 c) P; O T/ _
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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