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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!) R5 r* s7 M" i* c. U0 J: K, ]! [
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."/ A3 q; O2 t6 u, m! \
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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7 x5 A' q+ D6 u' n( S' d: E" ~& aThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."& @5 Z$ A; @0 k3 [8 j8 P: A7 G
! k% w+ y6 c2 i2 wThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.: r0 Y1 `- n j3 [+ C: `
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
/ Y9 F% ?, H7 a. @+ Z; M8 GEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.: v% F, C; w1 y3 B9 @5 n$ p
* Y. I8 ?9 u, {The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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