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Spring is officially coming today!" k1 q! e! R0 ^* V4 K
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!; p0 T0 W; w9 Q9 D3 f6 q4 T
) G3 a6 [+ l# N% f! {8 S' u. bAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.) L6 _, I' \8 l& z' s! b8 {
7 H ^& ~8 C8 g* w4 qThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."- U. V ` k# f9 I+ N. L
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.$ j& h$ I$ k. c& U- r* K
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
7 d3 r3 ^- m! h8 |6 c( gEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.$ v) ?% d- |) @, T2 ~. g7 j
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."# X. d5 S7 L7 d+ l" s# u
3 A& i5 {6 G9 k0 I- J7 HThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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