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Spring is officially coming today!8 g0 e* y) h) r3 F8 P9 m* N
2 n/ ^% B7 x0 L5 Q. x% lThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.") Q+ T3 d9 h" j. G& _ i" B; Q
4 [% G8 P* ~! ]4 [( q; b" s+ TSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."8 S. p3 I$ x* w9 a; X+ i) ^" K
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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7 ?3 O+ L0 B6 ?$ xThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: }# R/ N6 T6 z" m3 k* \
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.# c2 ~0 w2 d' `) s- [
7 n- O* I- m/ z( I& t6 rThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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