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Spring is officially coming today!0 Z- T/ ]4 k! S2 ]! `5 V
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!! ?* J$ _1 Q( j: s) }4 F
% @; r% n( c" s1 ~An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."0 d& B- Y- ]7 _+ e: w0 M
2 y- t" E- w3 m! k1 sThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.0 B _. ^' R0 I& s$ J) Z
) d2 d" G, l' l) q% c' d! b* GThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.* x) j8 ~, g5 K( f: t: s& z& H
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.- C1 t1 p1 ^) [% b' f# \+ N- M
& Y- M/ l7 d. E3 TThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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7 j; J; Z8 u( GThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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