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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!( p& r- j+ c N i$ f( }: e
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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+ E h& Y) b* S O7 MThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
* i0 y& ]* ]+ s4 |9 D3 XEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more., `2 X. h7 f4 [' Z% b
8 [* m' v8 K$ o) f7 k) h% JThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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