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Spring is officially coming today!1 a; h1 x# i2 O9 ]$ k
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."3 r7 q; m, ^3 L6 C# w8 j
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."( Y: V' {& u% I" P
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
! P0 l, z8 {' U1 I, F) T2 T2 m/ GEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.2 ~3 f4 D- k& q9 p, E; k
+ ~/ S/ b5 e; C8 m0 f: o: }The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' |5 E J/ w& ?1 w
3 m' d( Z: d- o. C7 T0 CThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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