Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
7 X' l# r( u7 b* |>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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' l+ v( Y5 t5 w* d. x9 _$ j1 g>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# I3 s2 n$ s3 n. ]; w  V>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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: x& g  T4 S; l$ @% z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
( E8 |- @/ y7 F& y7 r>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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: ~/ q! N. T( X. S1 B>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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) q; N* ~/ u& M2 I>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 P1 N- z( D/ j4 x  M1 G. M: ~>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
9 |5 U% Z: l& u- f/ s% `  b>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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  C4 W1 Z" V! Z>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
  C+ x! D1 [# D>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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$ q4 T& _1 _4 g>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
4 B9 i/ ~: a! t6 j! h* ?>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
7 W9 p- o8 q/ W. E5 Z5 D& n>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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0 r0 K6 ~! e5 V. u>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
8 O5 S" s6 v' e* i7 n# F>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
- c" A- b* ^2 t! g' s- B>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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  F2 I, Q* q" V>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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, x$ A/ M: J: Q& h& a- [>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.