Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 l! ~9 ^. m5 Y5 F. f; o>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, Z  X5 l  l7 L$ K: b$ K( H# T>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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( d& ?% M% Q$ E  p5 X% k* N  S>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
5 R% U7 w, a6 V; C>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
5 Y& Z3 @0 S5 v! y2 o>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
( n( t3 g1 k+ |' N8 u) R>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
. S4 g) y$ H) h' S7 C/ V' i1 _>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
: d6 F  _8 {! {8 i* k>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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6 ?3 H/ D* d. u' V5 ]2 }+ o>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
) t% C/ u" w2 e7 @! r>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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8 h: t! W" V4 u# B% h, n7 J>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
  f; l$ {2 |" ]. f' W>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
  a, y( T- `, j+ v>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
- _- a+ r$ \3 |& B. m  L2 |>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
  S. K3 p; u6 E+ X* o) y>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
2 X. F8 g. a# M+ U2 ^- ?>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
# \8 `/ H2 ]: k+ E* G>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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. d) x, W' T" F2 D>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
5 F3 N+ d; K5 a( j% f8 g$ g7 B- W8 Y>>             No third date.