Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
' B* @( X5 s, c>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 m8 @( h6 H# x1 b6 @. ?/ T0 O>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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6 R' g- C9 l+ j# P>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* P% m2 [, p  T5 p& r; K>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
- _8 p) D$ _7 m3 C- S$ A  `% ?* X>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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7 y2 t0 g& E! K8 D" d5 y>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
# u. t  C* b; Y3 F: a>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
* w+ _1 m+ @: n* R, n9 c>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
" }/ Z" c) `/ {>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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7 x( L+ A/ W2 K  s: N! ?+ Y>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
/ G: ]8 S" K% {1 o>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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9 V4 z( M8 O( @1 ~& D>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ ^8 W' s5 e# i: A2 t>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
: Z3 ?: L- N9 n# C>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 U! N8 A4 p7 E, b. D8 J% y8 p4 u0 Z>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
- r& C7 c* b; V( ~% I5 f" K>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
7 v& [' w9 t9 z% E: w. @' T8 p>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
6 a- L4 ?7 F1 a>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
1 F& X9 {* z! M) m: b- t4 H" Vlooks
! O, V+ \. I% J>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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' O7 Q% w- \+ }% A>>             ARAB WOMEN:
# J. K% Y+ P3 w4 j* S>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
7 |# V, r$ r1 w2 y, @>>             No third date.