Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
2 d+ K$ N6 u4 h2 ~>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
+ v7 J3 P: s4 X+ ^; N7 {. R/ ?>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
- c( w; M/ w+ n( `( J) C! U>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& k: }1 `# e6 `5 g>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
7 `" j5 Q: w, X( R9 P0 X>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
/ r6 i2 _- q) E>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
8 b1 K/ S1 a) m# |8 \8 V) I$ l>> & meatballs.
. y8 c' |1 n( Q+ h8 g>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
& k$ |5 @% I: G; s2 _* Binsists on
& B) n& Y  u5 [, D( i/ b5 j7 {+ l>> a 3-carat ring.
7 R8 b  I: {# j# h/ r>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
! U& M5 e0 Z* v) j& C3 g5 c4 e>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
9 v& d% s/ o0 J0 F>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
* O  F! U) h5 M5 A& c>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
2 j0 w  N8 m: p>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
1 M5 ?- v. \7 v% E>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
4 S/ |3 A& x- _you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
, N/ v! W# M; a; n, J9 b" J1 ?% K$ w>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
" j( p7 W, ?0 {' w8 r7 @# b5 ?>>             First date: Meet her parents.
' A- k9 X  K6 c& R. u; O  s>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
$ u# h! J% v( u5 B! W5 z. Q>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, I" B& Z2 T  f9 q. M>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
5 e: n" g2 |7 i( l: ?- E$ [& D/ |real
  A. E% T+ F" d" E>> expensive dinner.
' t' D4 g8 G! j* v& a/ I, M>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, R3 l6 {# m+ u) k, G: d>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
1 J; V  I: A; `>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
" _0 K! X1 D* i7 s( d>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
+ _# {2 k2 C2 a9 t- N) N* }>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
/ \5 l8 w+ J' w3 ksister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
  ~& v7 i* N/ `8 s# R; llooks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
4 F, u, y& T+ k>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
3 J% G# w% l/ c( {) D>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.