Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
% I3 f  Y! a; {& o5 G>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
% S0 V8 E1 Q4 b>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: S+ d! z+ P6 u>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 U$ `" C. m! ]5 t& P$ X+ X. x$ N" d0 b>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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* A4 Y: J4 @" h# F>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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# u3 Y" w$ X; Y4 ~+ S>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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: ^8 O4 H% `$ k- X>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
( t, Y- q+ p2 _>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
  w4 ?" S0 a4 C2 w$ Y  e6 _>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
4 t5 n3 ?% [8 {) I4 E0 W>> nothing happens.
& Z3 k$ b2 ?3 O: X>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
' ^) D$ y, H; y) J7 K5 [>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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" ?& s# u2 Z% u; L  N1 n>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
# @, w7 |- v, x, ?# Y: b7 ]>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
9 o/ T8 ~$ k8 [' L* y* p( d, B& f>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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' `2 g) g# @' ~5 w4 p4 v8 Q6 O>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
+ e1 I. \4 C7 C>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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/ X9 V& W) t1 q9 C) ]: B6 Q2 u, x>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
  f% X) |% G. n5 o: |$ y>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
: _3 `5 T9 g! S: ~% g>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
/ m" o* m1 Q; ]) g4 H: H>>             No third date.