Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
7 V% k1 \8 F& q' K2 `>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; B9 u* S  V) L9 f>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
+ K+ t0 G8 I$ l; J; R8 N" W7 Jmissionary
( y8 X1 C: z2 y! X9 b>> position.
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, ^; q* [5 |6 l: |/ `4 K>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- k3 o  }( S" ~: b  X9 r>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( `* `7 X; y5 [: r- ]+ `2 k>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
4 w: x- I; X5 j4 J! I# B>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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+ F! ^6 X% Z$ o. o/ F>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
9 g6 X1 G+ |- `( O* t% i1 p, ~>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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2 q5 J" v! v' Y+ G% a>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
( b, J$ R8 I7 W& G7 w  p& x& z: @  p>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
( P. K& T1 C' x  i>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
2 V+ t# a  O: I3 g" [+ }% R& r" |>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
+ z) Z9 ~: ^, o5 I- h>> Nothing happens again.
& l7 I5 r- H- x>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
" V5 @1 f9 @) i; _4 B: O/ X5 \you've
+ I4 q! K1 W8 c. \$ ?4 L1 M$ O>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
, x, X, I# A  ~, P- {3 c>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
* Q9 p9 l2 ^6 u0 n# x0 Z>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
- |" n. ^. w5 ~% f) @- {$ c6 K3 O>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 Y' a! d! Q, j- Q>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
8 _7 ]9 i; ^1 b1 g>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 o; a3 b6 F- w4 q' Q2 c>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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, T' D7 P% C! J$ O+ @>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
% `& G% m. j# L) P: k3 }5 T3 h>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
0 d! c+ b: z+ _% R- v/ i>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
  j# g$ N2 ^3 v( u>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
  X/ a# N+ b& p3 @" @2 c>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
: }% z- u& V/ R0 w) B; f0 Tsister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
) g. F' O' `. ?- ?>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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! G+ q' r& S- A% v& O$ L( p5 w( ]>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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9 j1 X$ [' q- x, p5 ?>>             ARAB WOMEN:
! B& {" q8 J% b/ @) @>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
$ i% `9 F  [- _2 r/ ?2 |>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.