Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: s. d/ i5 f; A) o; b  V: Z4 o. X>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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5 |6 g4 K, }" w, e( \& @& p>>             IRISH WOMEN:
: z5 C! [. o- q/ ]! e; w  @, g1 s>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 {) Y0 P2 \4 C>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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& y4 p. {# p- U# J; |>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
- \) L7 f' E2 U7 R, x: {/ Z1 q>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
( A: [" q  N5 O: z, U1 X0 @/ I9 y>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
; R5 d1 v" t  M( q6 G* E# G6 H>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; ]! ^' m$ Z8 ^3 a, ?% a1 f9 Y& D4 h. _>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
% n5 |) [$ r2 A% W3 Y& z' ?>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
2 A* c$ j% \$ ~1 p  ]- q0 A>> nothing happens.
/ b: H/ \: w5 g9 w$ `>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 r  k2 }0 y- f>> Nothing happens again.
/ ?1 W$ U* G8 M" H7 n>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
" s6 M5 A! s! Z" M2 Y>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
. N4 E2 _' G' E/ @. N( x>>             First date: Meet her parents.
7 E! i( o" T2 i( e. r' ]>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& {& f9 k' \7 F+ J>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ T9 T8 D: C, `: f>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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$ Y; j5 \; L4 p>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
! U% }" b0 {/ S; I: @- B>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
: t. M' U( e$ f- J>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
( A- ?7 H2 F# I0 I# [4 p% p7 z/ N" Ofather,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
; x) }- X! D$ n. P7 q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
' n3 b, B: K) P* |+ A& J$ j" o>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
' D$ z; G7 V  k9 x>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
5 n- f1 D% }( X" y: p: v>>             No third date.