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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
# Z: [+ [; \2 o I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( p' } W3 O# i! e; z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, V1 a d! m: R0 P. f
Not is you’re a chicken.
. q3 ]) h7 a, J! g J+ n3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
# Y3 e7 @0 N$ h$ F The outside.% e# F# f) D7 {' F7 G6 M
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?' a1 a9 ?7 R" w, h3 f( k$ f
Fry-day! l, X$ p/ W5 F& C, R
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
) \7 e3 c* H: T! l No idea.0 L/ ]" w( b/ }1 U/ X! B+ w- } A" G% w
6.Why you go to bed?
$ J) ^9 Z7 q0 m- K) f Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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