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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 M/ K: F' s: W/ F3 E/ }7 i
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.6 o% K; W9 U# P4 a+ Y1 l, F) m
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
, ]- n- y6 b9 R4 O' V6 W1 l. T Not is you’re a chicken., O* K# y' y7 i/ C8 x- L. ^! y
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
. l" i" E6 k) e) T. W& |4 \, V" ] The outside.7 G- \5 z4 i3 i0 h- ]1 P; f7 W/ C* v
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
) @3 \) ~/ p, z$ { [) F/ S Fry-day!
: S% `5 P* ?8 s3 C( P5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?; U3 G" x. B x1 O! t- L
No idea.
# N/ Z( X* G" @% ?( y+ A5 [6.Why you go to bed?2 w* L; x Z; w% ] p
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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