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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
" ?3 n0 r, N v0 ^5 ^* g2 d* j I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
% d9 j! C' k6 H% }9 r2.Is chicken soup good for your health?0 c; t: b- q* T, o/ {/ y
Not is you’re a chicken.
; l* a( k# v+ Z' K3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
) i+ @8 c* e8 C5 o4 z/ H( N) I* q The outside.# ^" x$ i3 @$ `$ N8 ?) N$ \
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?4 l" |5 z2 a& l* e; A
Fry-day!6 V, W* j5 H- X9 U1 C
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
! n1 I. U0 U5 T# J- @ e No idea.: w, ~8 u; p6 f/ d/ g/ J& t
6.Why you go to bed?
! j+ Z% |, N! F1 c3 L Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47
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