1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * M) @7 C. Q+ I3 Q" h1 Q
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 1 O' U! k6 F, y" ?) } O2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. X( v. ]: O; O, P: n# a, ]2 w
Not is you’re a chicken. I; T: v( n5 \- b5 a! J
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?: w$ ~/ [$ S* e! h
The outside. 5 k1 w5 m' u3 j4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? * z# V1 A% C2 ]. N! H Fry-day!" b- [# a+ D+ ~+ M$ \* {1 d
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 4 B% Y5 A& ?6 F/ ^ No idea. * `: Z8 k( g6 m$ F" p6.Why you go to bed?& g) k( p9 v6 M8 `: @
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 - X) Y3 W0 I4 K) \# e" ^' ?1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . Q7 W- I, v6 w I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.* t4 C* r3 `/ |/ s
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) Z6 q8 Y$ Q! M( d# R
Not if you’re a chicken.3 C) {% _3 n) f4 i
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 5 h6 j$ A- l, H& l. f1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * I" b' N; D9 U" p. U& p1 M3 Q
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ( ?1 n! H8 w- H' R, ?% a1 n* R1 f0 ]2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 w- T8 Y# o; Z C* D5 B5 D
Not is you’re a chicken." g, |5 D3 F* T+ A* H5 o
3.Which side of the chi ...