1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 8 W7 v9 c* X: i L4 f I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 ]: {$ S1 k3 u/ d1 c- \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?! |; c5 `% G/ [8 Z) o2 n
Not is you’re a chicken. % l) u' t5 V% G* Q2 H3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?4 P+ n p9 s% P9 Q
The outside. ! s9 y8 V) `8 W' i4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 7 j/ b. U6 B- u; V! Q& v Fry-day!; C! E. E8 p. r- z% `2 B* [' W
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? & a- n8 e$ J% A: r0 E) ^ No idea. 1 t9 e: ~# G9 Q5 v4 Z# \, |, e6.Why you go to bed?5 A! w$ y) x- t1 j$ z8 a3 h* r
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表' C% ^2 \0 p, Z7 G# R
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 n P. [, R2 u- _2 S# R# b I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. , }/ z; @( z0 G6 P% X( Y2.Is chicken soup good for your health? * o& ]! a1 m/ ~7 ]7 J Not if you’re a chicken. F* _ B) C: D2 w' {
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 L3 x# B6 }8 _1 d9 H+ |, ~6 s
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # o# t) k6 ^; ]1 ^# l+ ^ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.$ [2 K/ u: A2 Z1 [6 y) L& c
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ' D5 v, j6 R# e9 g1 q2 z7 q5 L8 B Not is you’re a chicken. % a' g Y8 t" Z. M3.Which side of the chi ...