1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? Q6 k. q8 ]" V# L3 d) w4 s8 o I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. * s) u- @* `- b& B$ k2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ; ?& i! a/ n7 F Not is you’re a chicken. + y( j2 _' R$ w+ O3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?! M7 h. Q6 h/ y' h! @# ^# g
The outside.% a" V' a: i+ T ?% p4 e {, J
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?1 G- g9 n/ x: K
Fry-day!' G- w8 S. Z$ R2 L; P
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ; u0 r' ~' e. L: m* O0 y No idea.1 b& B2 U8 x- T* R/ w
6.Why you go to bed?0 o) x3 I) ?( k, W
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ; o* ]: V. i" t. p+ q1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ S* S- h9 H( k- T3 X I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. b, f& \$ v* P% O" r2.Is chicken soup good for your health?& p- N' v" H& i' T: I* n
Not if you’re a chicken. ; {9 Q+ l% l; J0 H; A3 X$ | ?! {3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表8 M G4 o* g' W
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 J& s. ]4 B6 ]) c I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& ?3 ]# V6 p0 v5 k% b
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. Q; |; _* q- B) O' N
Not is you’re a chicken. 7 |5 O* A! x' I1 c0 ^$ b5 t1 ~8 A3.Which side of the chi ...
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