Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
5 j  l5 a3 C2 ^! l  X: U6 c2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
; W" w% m! ~9 H4 c4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
3 J( [( \9 a  I; r5 ^; l) I5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
/ {& J# ^) P. n" ]* _4 C  p% X7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
7 [' W: N# }$ t, g9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
: m- a1 U6 z! m* U; s, [4 I( k7 I10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
# B; k' S; ~$ {% G# L12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
* N' W( M; Z/ x4 e4 Y) F' F15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
4 l( D/ o) b* _  w* ~' o) S5 h17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
7 u% }& S  m! K& L18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4 H2 G6 b' D& ~' u21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
, e0 u0 w% V/ ^$ }3 [- ]4 k22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  e  p! L' w& s+ p$ E25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
9 T; Z# a) v- H26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* V. E9 J+ o; u" o8 N' X  z* E27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
# G, b# A, L8 ]30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
) R  m0 n- M2 Y5 p# s( p32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
1 U3 }: ^& `# }& E2 C33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
8 U* D6 B. n- `2 Z34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
4 k9 |* d2 X0 o8 j" r. E* F36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
* W/ A/ o: h1 C9 u% g37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...