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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 1 v1 f! k6 ]* @6 Q
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 1 M; ^9 P7 {5 P
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
, A$ U1 o1 Z( f' ]' b4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ; ]- E- |8 W1 Z: o* c
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
$ E" _. H. v5 R( [6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ! C& }7 ^) N3 U- ^
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 4 b4 L/ o& M4 U2 d
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
! F! T, B0 P3 O( j9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
/ Z& E; E) h8 N. Y; z7 J10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 4 b! N0 G( Z# V( Z l% E7 B
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. ' k1 g! [! f1 N* u. ^8 z& i( i
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 0 J- ?1 z% x8 Q( K2 }, e
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 1 K, `( ^4 `5 ?& R0 G: {
14. Can I flirt with you? % l: u- a+ Z5 C1 C8 ^
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 1 t# k6 q/ H* P
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if # g5 X. B5 {: P7 k% v5 O" w$ |
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ! s' O! c9 j7 [- W% \- }7 B
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? . ?* T" m& I- ^' h2 d
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
/ a6 G0 I6 {; Y, N- S20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
( T1 k* l8 a1 R' h. `21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
5 q1 g7 I7 ]" G, `2 q# B22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
3 o! h) ~8 b! o' U4 h23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
8 g0 s$ d7 g. Z W, X: m( v' r24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 6 G; i7 }) x$ ~0 ~: Q' M
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ; S0 a6 T( C+ k+ y; L) C$ s* y$ M/ {' e
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. $ S7 t9 y* a0 K0 W3 c- ]- ?
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? ( u5 }& _ W3 O. M( z
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 3 f) N3 k7 w) Y4 G4 U8 Y, M& w
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ' a3 `. X5 ]1 c
30. So... How am I doing'?
$ i5 |1 o9 r: w7 K9 w31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? n5 D' {9 F* @+ Y& B4 m' s
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
4 l% [5 y% f f9 F* n33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
! r* b0 Q2 R) n7 j34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
& M- [- Z9 Q, a35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
1 d' j% E2 k) _& _- k& _! T: Q# ~36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
3 c2 |# ]. w+ x37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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