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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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' H& H b D6 h1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. . V/ K8 w+ x, B" r/ e- @ S6 [8 G
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 4 L' v& G& r, p& w1 O# |: M
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. & {+ X) `9 H: [* @9 |
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] . ?; o7 E5 s1 b8 M0 M
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 0 V5 R) b% Q/ s5 n
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
* I+ d8 w( ?1 _9 y7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ; r& S, [% l, A/ ?
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. # b( K+ z3 k' u( Q! m: C1 e
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9 c i% B. k# e5 g2 s+ r10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
, O6 n2 t5 Q, j: A11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
" R) \' }3 H) O" A& b1 Y12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" # F$ z( a1 Z8 ~$ d5 f/ j
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? p7 }$ ?3 A* r0 |0 C
14. Can I flirt with you?
. @0 ~/ b3 ]+ K# Z9 ^; I2 Q$ Q15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ( ^3 l5 }0 r7 I
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
- E+ X. X4 G0 V) f17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
6 t2 t! B* g0 b18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
$ n6 y; _7 `2 ]& I9 [. |19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
. t( @, Q4 B) [" ?% R* r20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 7 L& v0 o l4 H2 T
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? . M* U X0 ~8 V8 j; N* h' Z" u
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 0 o. V, |& c6 x" O: }# Z& U- m
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
) o) \- ~2 K: C$ V+ G0 B" e24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 7 O/ u; w8 ^% u+ \* b) {. Y0 d
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
1 ?% H, \- Q" m# x7 a4 f8 e26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. * M% M( d; W g, }/ r
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
4 {" P: g1 M6 \0 U. b$ w" T# v28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- B! E4 }/ U+ U7 Z29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 3 L! O/ ]/ [" h9 ]/ B X
30. So... How am I doing'?
* u1 h3 y2 O' D. C9 ~0 b31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
* z) h/ Z: L6 R4 z' k2 f4 }* ?7 A32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ' X* q+ y7 m9 L* ]5 {+ h
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
& {4 ?/ {6 e" T/ \34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
6 c- l0 Q/ _1 C3 T9 ?- i35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
/ }7 @& N g4 ^! {1 W; {' |36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
3 _3 x9 N" L+ W$ `37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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