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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....& Q2 s" j- p# a) G) J: c# e! O. B# {
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  ?& s5 c! J, c7 o7 I8 ]0 N- e& h3 d2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. , P3 w/ N8 f' U7 N" c- X3 j' c
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 4 d+ D; |# I; X$ ?4 y$ u* x$ A
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 0 \7 r( p& o: _' O  n- o) l$ B
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
' [- q  h5 x& z- F1 Z! u6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? : g% t( m$ f; D& \
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
+ E9 O8 @  C# Z. T1 [+ p8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
: [7 _9 Y3 r0 W2 G+ l; L9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? * l: o0 S" ^6 G1 K
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
( e- ]) u3 ?: k, v/ J11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
& p* k& y8 _5 C. j12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
7 O. j# b, W: z# ~4 J5 u5 w13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
1 q8 H$ K: H7 F! T2 V8 e# r14.        Can I flirt with you?
9 T7 ~$ Y% Z8 U( O/ [' X, X15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 2 J: ?; t& |3 X3 E, |
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ! G8 S4 x# m$ g) ^7 |
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
0 N) m5 U& \6 r) d5 |18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? , i0 k$ K7 q1 E8 N/ H- h* [  r6 A
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0 h4 f6 q) y9 C2 c( x9 Z  U3 E20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  J, u3 F, C; a' e6 S6 O8 T" d7 ]$ E21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
4 ]/ o  s! Y6 ~. m3 i7 S1 U22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 9 E- ?8 j* [- m! m. r: ?4 `% n
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ; u- L: p" \! B+ `4 U
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? ( {: T' R3 j5 K
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
4 R) l5 b( V: Y9 {" `/ `26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
9 F& ~- \8 ]( y27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? $ P  l* F6 U( B0 M) S
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
, P5 R" m0 \* ^' F. P0 M4 {29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
! Q9 a/ z1 T  O# G30.        So... How am I doing'?
: q" F: I; d5 n9 _: [31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
- C- y! X0 C( D4 z5 A6 h32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. , ?* O6 f* J, A2 P
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
; u* k3 @" N" u2 e" Y34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ; z0 e/ m( ?! o8 Q3 x" v
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
, X6 L/ o, h9 w, k5 y! _36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? $ B. a' J0 f4 J8 T% |2 d, g
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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