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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....; @+ |+ n( i6 b, W: U

/ R. C! |) U9 R/ Y1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
7 i/ O( l% C: T7 x2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. " {3 C: j1 ~" ]+ l5 \2 U+ {3 ]; ?2 N
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. . E1 \* X$ u5 Y1 I4 r7 t- l
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
$ h# [* t: f( A5 n# y/ R5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. * l9 n! p0 P7 ~: L
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6 w0 P, ^5 ?$ U2 f: u7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. $ I7 p  T$ c' o& h- E8 R8 f
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
( |: v/ H( Q, i; ]4 Y1 ~# r, q9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 1 S) |9 o( Q& ?5 f; c
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  [; F2 n4 U% L  |, p0 x* j/ |11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 8 V9 o' _# K+ @9 d1 F$ k
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" / Y3 N4 j4 d- [( g# m% @
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 9 V5 a7 y2 ^7 H
14.        Can I flirt with you?
' [: |" v/ }, S% g/ s1 E15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 9 V2 a; @' `' S- d5 k
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
" w& h! b+ B4 G3 ?% x$ H17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
3 H# @! s3 {( y  D18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
# n: j7 X$ ]  b) R' x19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. : A( P$ U4 P1 h9 G
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ( ~7 N/ A+ Q' P- C  T0 I
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? # s0 U  ?& R" l9 x# A7 Z+ \( U0 H
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ! M4 z0 o0 t/ D: K. l
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
& f, s* S6 q* o9 _24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? . Y0 W3 l3 P, R3 @" w$ r
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
* ?0 [- R; Y3 h26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 6 h% q* d6 A& B' M3 }9 ?" o  x
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
0 O  A' M8 {$ z" s: h28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. * A$ }# J8 O' M/ ?0 ]6 E# F
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
9 H- k% [3 k2 I3 v8 T! c3 k& S5 C30.        So... How am I doing'? * r* p4 T2 G1 z! Q6 R
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
2 {  k/ |! A% Y32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. + v6 A1 j3 I0 h4 z3 U2 L
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
$ {( c* r- P* T3 o- {4 Z; h8 s4 M34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
: ^& S1 b2 F* C35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
3 F1 I( E$ U+ p. l- M& |36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? $ w  W5 e1 |. J/ R2 F- k0 Q8 B
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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