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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months...., h& r3 G# o2 n+ T, H6 L0 m. G
L; r* O2 P o7 s7 P1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ' Y3 a; I A3 G" Y) K
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 3 R7 O2 W% w2 |3 \$ m8 T9 M
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
- J. z. q1 c3 S7 y4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
! U! J$ t# L( t5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
9 }/ Y) |& n* }: F- e6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ( x( V- M& H% M9 L- g3 F
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7 i6 E, v: @- M5 A& u# d
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
1 ~$ @& m6 ~ K+ x) D0 W9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
+ d! ^: J8 y3 X% h, Q( r* d( \" P. _10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. + M T3 l; \4 \9 U
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
/ I, g; b2 s% U7 L9 E( ^12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" * o* k& D; ?- a! i
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? + p( e* c# F$ Y( x
14. Can I flirt with you? % D) Q0 t* o% k4 ]. K# j6 \
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
% P& B1 r9 H+ ?% g9 X# \9 z16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
' Q' W/ f8 r$ `0 p17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
) \% z# z( Z3 p18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
. b. ^" e4 u6 _+ H: g6 X" c19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
% C2 o- A0 u) e20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 0 N! ]) x& x1 N# P7 k0 B' U
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
( Z+ Z8 I4 O+ P4 {$ x7 \22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 1 \+ r2 Y+ w2 ]% m3 X3 [6 b
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ( ?5 s: i e$ ^( P) @
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2 d( Z! g2 p; ?7 Y8 G$ M; b6 O25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
# U. f# S% R5 ?1 R/ {" J( c26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. " j$ W, e2 x% N, n( |+ B
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 4 _2 h {. g L
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
( G" S |, M8 X6 |29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? . n) l, T! _2 @5 Y
30. So... How am I doing'? . r: A2 t' C7 N
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 0 e3 ^: J) d3 n# z* j
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
; t, [% M0 _) E33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
{: W; y, @: d+ ?" G- o34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
" ?6 X) A- U' b8 O' t: q35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. + Q8 L: c1 g0 _( o% t; D
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 3 S9 j+ r' o8 p4 B |; k
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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