Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
; {% Y2 p4 ^% d, ?" s1 c2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
6 @6 N. d; f' n3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
1 R5 s7 d- L6 a& C9 s5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
9 I6 x/ V% u' \2 A  x7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
5 i3 d6 ^4 g  m; ?, _0 V' l8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
6 c1 i7 g) {  ^8 \5 h' ]9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
/ Z& a7 [0 p. P# s, x( ?& C13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
/ n7 N$ T; V' p9 [/ e) T16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
  q6 B: B' S/ J$ i, s% J17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
) F- h8 C- p0 Q4 }20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
. ?8 m. u3 z- g8 U/ J8 [$ C21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
2 ]9 r/ P5 d- H22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
. v1 o" M$ @& N% f$ b! R9 K26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
9 v; k$ [# j4 G27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
, Q& A3 ^9 r  Y$ m- }. j7 q8 _2 h28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
/ ~; ^: i; S6 N7 K- ~29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
" v& |4 t6 t' W6 F" `+ v6 C30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
1 G; E2 }! ^3 u) ]$ T) L3 Q# U32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
: `3 S5 [- F6 ~5 N- u3 a+ j34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
1 P6 m; @6 t" m! y) @35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
# n: D5 K* c! C. ^36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
9 Z/ O' m" ?, l37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...