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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 + p- g1 n" g4 a& A/ X
# D# g$ m) p5 B+ I, @- k2 _1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question./ v& S4 L8 \$ y2 a `% a" K
8 Z4 Y: J# i8 X/ D- c0 y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ S0 J- F5 w4 e. U" [3 a* _# a1 U
4 v) n! b2 H! U$ F4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 z# g" c8 K4 ~, G: p: I
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 o& A% L$ c5 t% f, B1 E- k/ @' B5 u
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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- m: W( K& N0 [) T5 }# \9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ t2 k \+ r. C, K8 l/ _
F+ T* ?( T1 S8 Q. |; s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# I. M6 p7 X+ }- o3 \. K+ R
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& t6 M2 U0 [( g2 e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. g3 e! `1 `$ Q4 m, B13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. x2 D3 p6 _' g- S. X
2 t& y% X2 o4 X0 a3 c15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ \2 C& u9 e: p! _( \
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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, \4 \8 P3 O! ~0 z8 j# P7 B18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# r) b/ K% B/ ]' F$ @# D/ d
: v' d" ]5 j. H- J" \! S19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% j/ h: b- b6 z, j/ z( ]2 P2 {
7 L. b# Q1 ~- |1 z A20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.! E) N; X; `5 Z( B% ?+ |
+ O! |, c. m5 r8 h; ]; ~. t21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 `: ~1 Z; K8 l/ X0 W, W, D# c
* U. ~: o0 N9 L' W' v22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 b: a) h' a% O3 @5 a; e$ @
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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