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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 P: {. _1 R# ~" d
* c3 S6 j( O, k5 I1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ D4 Q2 O3 }4 k. p5 O
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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. \7 F3 y3 t( u4 \8 g$ O4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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& |- [0 J3 o8 F4 A3 j# G3 W5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: k: X4 y% B3 [4 ~8 {
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& d7 j7 z5 g" S! u, J+ u6 j* f. h
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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* `, K$ r9 A. k% Z5 l) w9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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. p) t @- s0 h1 r# |10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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% }& V( |. p0 L# W: q! m11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) [% G# N/ X$ Q% {
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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* p8 ?- ?8 z* O- @8 P+ ]14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 s& T7 h# a: `1 Y; e* Q( L
1 \, |0 k, |# l s& F16.) You take naps.
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% n% M0 S! Y1 Y7 d5 S17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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3 h% s0 R0 U, l18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 p' i5 L2 B5 K7 C+ `7 v
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", s" a p( C' w2 L, q. B
" m, u) L, I- y- O8 f# `2 h; D) B22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 F$ c. ~1 I" b4 j' z- M
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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