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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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. p8 S7 r0 A; v; P" Y1 ^: z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.  A, o9 B7 q* Y% v

9 h5 j- s9 Q) F2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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1 n- A5 \$ V' o; R- \3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- _) T  ~& f. U0 f& i7 k. c! D

" q5 ~. f. ^1 v- [4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 q: B7 j( W5 A6 ~2 w
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 ^4 e  Z8 l( v' i# ?8 m
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: A4 t8 }  ?  H9 A3 f/ ~4 ]

' U( _+ v; \: Z! {7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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' D8 A! B8 m- L% E) @" ?8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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6 s' X1 d, D; ^% D' w9 Y$ R9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* P7 F6 E( E3 p
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 ?* H% F# }5 {* l, _5 z' Z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 P/ R  ~6 l# t: T4 {
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.2 I( e" H$ Z$ _1 U
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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/ o0 C4 i! K6 ]& n; b/ B( I15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 O( A# X! j4 h& e& F

) K7 o- d3 q! N& }* K9 p16.) You take naps.; |- n! |, `8 v$ C, [2 c) Y. L
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- U( F! s- }9 t2 X0 x5 R1 x1 @

4 F8 m8 `# a9 E6 \+ ?19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' ^2 Q! N+ ]/ M  s
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" ~0 A5 P& ?( Z6 X3 |6 c% m
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.   z3 _$ r4 S" U  e6 ?6 P
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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