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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 A9 v6 f8 I" r
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# e* q2 P- A& [- F/ X
) i$ v' a1 ~0 c/ Q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 H+ d# Y7 c) q8 a4 I& w
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 E* k- S! ~5 z2 j* r6 ~- {
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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5 h6 I$ v' @" _$ _9 v8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) q# e0 \# l$ {% U. }6 C
t- b& `) l9 X/ k9 _ ^) h9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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+ w/ g; G9 V" v, ^/ r12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( u. l# [# d5 y M2 V! f
3 x g( e) [ b13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 J$ h# B. M, z- W1 J
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 T% Q( K* Z) [
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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) u8 }6 K Y. u# d* b' o16.) You take naps.$ g1 T6 m1 M0 Y& V8 ?7 _! O
4 {1 M( D4 {8 x* g5 u0 d17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ v+ l! E& N/ Q7 m0 p1 O
/ T! A; K% {4 d; j# y# U" F' e20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 _7 o9 q- S, Q& W22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ) W1 V( R' f8 F9 e6 V1 e
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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