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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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+ z! L; u6 q n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge./ O4 e& Q/ I, r' S. u! B. H& G2 a- G
2 E: z# Z% f0 ?( W. F X; N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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% T4 n4 o6 @! Z- i) j/ U( A5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 w4 }* w! G4 Y6 \; t, p
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel./ Y+ ?, A6 g; N' g; e" i4 f
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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- }6 g2 `3 }0 m' ^ \) c8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 E' v+ z2 X; ]5 I( r9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)0 T( a; | O" }3 D% `4 Z: ~
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 M1 c5 B4 D) z' w) h0 P
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! E% l, l0 c! [) k! K* `6 n( }
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! n) j' u9 v) D7 R9 l U
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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+ ^7 X+ {9 g9 f$ i, T15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 P0 b" ~1 o& h$ ]+ F, r5 P- z6 ?
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16.) You take naps.! R9 `9 w* f% ?$ z) @2 G2 c
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& C1 \% C1 h, d: `/ L
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ Z) f) z! z& U' f
9 f, C/ J; v& x k: ~, T19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 r! U+ f" q" `$ U" Y. [
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"+ }6 b- h# D/ `: S7 h
9 X" ^0 \2 M% y8 Q5 X& z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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% S% F; c; R% G9 }6 p23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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