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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ @8 ~/ r0 ~1 I
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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( C% T+ {/ r0 ~" ~0 Z: q5 r3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 y, b3 c4 I0 u% ?2 L" P
2 m: |, D1 F/ I* Y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ a7 A6 w' M5 \
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 X0 E! [/ l8 y- J1 g- j
! V( O2 N: A n& `+ d6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 C. w& z8 d6 e* [
# |7 t3 P& w0 w7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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( @: |4 ?" c8 D; t# X. ?8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 M$ p0 ~( h% q7 j9 s1 b' c
6 Y3 D$ D9 ?7 J V, {9 {9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) n1 ^) a$ Q+ k% u6 [, ~+ M) n
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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F, B- P; r5 X/ j. q$ U9 M6 ~15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.2 j3 I; ^2 G5 G- F/ Z
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.0 N+ U( Z; T6 [) V5 Q
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: t2 c' F9 \6 F
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# k4 h" z; r5 r/ y
0 L' _! r# D5 U3 X4 P20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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# d0 I. M V0 k4 S- ~21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 g1 M5 a4 A8 t' S3 |8 F h8 |' i
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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