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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here7 B% u6 ~9 J1 E9 u
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/! ]# L) _& |0 u& ]
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.8 \: \! L. y2 u! E9 H/ r
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
7 C( E; D6 E9 l#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ) W+ J* B2 @! R) z* q
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
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#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
7 R5 D! R9 C; ^. c% I) s6 W, z3 B#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
5 |6 l- d% ]; S! E#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.- f9 A6 ?8 R9 p7 r+ G P
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.. d, r- M$ _+ ~1 x# W
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?; N- I2 Q# C/ s: I
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.! t% k0 x+ \. o) e$ _1 I2 N
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" D* ` u( s# w# g+ M, AAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... / c: s" \6 a& I# A4 |
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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