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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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( h; H3 H4 ~3 X. R6 lEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:% W# [- Z/ g4 Y8 [7 C
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More pictures are here
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman2 d: r6 [4 i) l! _
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
  s! U% u  M5 v- @3 L9 w#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD." A# k5 ^- d- M) y; S6 J9 ^
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
7 s% p+ Z% v. F  w看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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