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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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4 H5 n# ]8 |& c! i. Y+ XEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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! u8 p; I/ ]1 T; S0 f6 W: fLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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2 [0 X( Q: ~7 GTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman5 p2 R. h9 r9 }" k4 {2 h# v
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
6 }' B6 N2 t  R8 e2 l% o1 V#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.8 _4 G1 E5 B% E& M
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
- }, ~2 y  R, z+ N( U#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
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#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
" Q1 l" A* g* ^9 Q#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
, H8 g" \3 n* v3 i# k* p#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下; ?2 Q* }" \2 p6 e/ y% I0 K
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。" \' V% d3 V3 j! S! {4 c  s
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
8 `' m/ X' C3 M1 P看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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