This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
. q. m7 P2 @4 C3 [8 y#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
+ _, C5 Z5 H! r  X2 i% |+ I#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
" B, y% U( _9 N9 @#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
! k& ^; [+ I. x6 r8 b: }#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
  I  x2 x: ^; W0 x' O4 e$ w0 L# a#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
9 d% ?- W9 E, W- K#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
' N9 G' g  U2 ^4 T% L5 n% ^& `( A#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
5 x* c, e3 o4 E看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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