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7 Z9 C/ I$ V) Q/ |Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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: A- f' s9 H$ n* ZMore pictures are here
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8 p; F4 [! F" m2 f/ R) PLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.# z9 B+ T1 q$ V6 p4 p% o2 G
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
2 [' i0 c4 C: A9 @5 K# W, G#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
4 Q" J# A& k1 ` z o B2 d#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.; O2 r ~1 `* J' m5 i
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
& a& G1 J5 \9 \1 o7 I5 N#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
5 y( g% X" {8 @2 w- b4 I#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.. t5 h$ }6 U B7 b
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.6 S! c' ~& V5 c$ S9 t4 `' ]( K) O* `
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
8 v7 I$ `1 J$ D* I& o' F#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?4 @0 a! [& ^+ Q7 A6 U+ k* q
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.% L, w* z% w R4 \1 m
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 7 d( _* Y' F; V/ S2 f: ?* Z1 w/ a
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