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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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/ h" X; u& e$ n& [7 w9 mQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Answer: smiles* H# c5 ]9 s9 o% L" K. d: x

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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America' j! y" z. q0 ^8 Q9 l
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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% E+ [0 L$ b( s$ j. I$ q8 ]+ i4 yMaria: This is it. 9 A. B3 S# V$ [$ s
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
& k3 r% e& k; s. e: T1 |7 NClass: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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$ X0 D" d; Q" i9 I( H2 _& \A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
* \0 D6 _& Z) Y"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
. {  Z& U1 L3 UThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
5 K% e9 y2 R, t6 `! \- B"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋# E- ?4 ~) K5 m8 a
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:+ f- s* X* n7 U! z$ B

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Officer: You were speeding.
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6 ^- H5 d7 F0 h) Y; QOfficer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.  z0 `0 a4 ?* ]
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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为什么男人们总问这个问题* x$ w2 q* G1 j6 _
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.) j0 e2 ^# ^7 E% o! b# n5 H
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.; @9 U6 O$ {4 L3 r9 C' E
A: I don't have any cheese.
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A: I don't have bread.& d% s& J% U  b- Y; u$ u& N2 ~7 a
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
; N" G4 g! \+ _8 m) JGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? ) R# Q2 |; K- {! h
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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Student: I is the...8 g! x" A. B  d+ ^8 ^4 F
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".3 m6 ~+ G8 {3 y6 Y1 p$ s
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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A: An envelope.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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A: A blackboard.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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& z4 h5 A' R- M+ _+ Z9 p补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):
/ M6 H$ g% ~# l4 N+ U% @I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

+ i8 w& c& l3 P+ D3 Qgreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I' A) ~% I: A9 ~) k) r. J: u
"I" is the ninth letter
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