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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?   b5 z! v3 K) E# g" H

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Answer: smiles
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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/ M" d2 L( [3 qTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
: g9 [9 p  t' K( `7 JMaria: This is it. , [9 A& c! N: V! Y: a
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? 7 `% e8 v3 S" d# O( {9 O& @2 [
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
. a! ?! [& q7 @3 r"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."2 J; ?& F% R. o: ^8 z! w
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. . `" Q" H7 Z4 Q- C1 l  I8 p( F2 v2 P- h' b
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑 ' o* C% T& S  _4 a) I  D
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
+ e% h& c  {, c# xYou CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine." h& c0 J: n' e; V6 a9 g5 V7 {
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Officer: You were speeding.
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' O* v1 W( E, L9 y2 c3 LOfficer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
/ l1 n# [$ A$ O4 p# ZMan: But I wasn't speeding.
7 e9 X9 X( e0 M* _; D1 Z. W: B5 @Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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" m& E2 k& _3 }8 M2 U: U5 ^, l/ BOfficer: Yes, you would.
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0 o0 \: F( [) k' p% S  h/ I7 ?Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑   w# }/ u6 b" m9 K7 H6 o* G
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为什么男人们总问这个问题4 {1 d7 o4 f  ~. X. _

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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
! J& M  D- X8 U5 y"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
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B: Well then, buy one.
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A: That sounds good.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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0 D2 A8 G# S8 ?+ yThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"% B- D+ m5 u$ X
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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% X4 z- x5 p8 ?& \; j; G  FTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
1 O# M* j$ X# X% r! \Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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Riddles of Alphabet
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45 7 i8 C, P3 b2 O. U
9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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" e4 S1 D5 f# i5 ?. [" _# K他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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billzhao 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 1 l: s: M' T2 |6 J# z) m
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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fushiyu 发表于 2012-9-11 16:22
. x% {9 t/ b& |% K7 m8 L以I开头造句:
* \  Z# `' j1 `/ B, U& W他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I
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