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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
3 x# G0 d9 F' H3 P& U. i3 z$ C2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
* P+ e, `! L- d0 o/ P9 N3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.& n8 A( o% J3 `
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
D H$ q' R) Z5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.7 r0 F$ t( K8 X9 `5 d
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.6 s& ]% A3 x0 i% Z% l2 R& ?, \
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.- C+ d, a$ A- E* H' Y
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. / T8 F6 F; F' \
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More if I have time ..
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