 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)6 c6 r" ~2 s- P% Y+ r* P
0 o7 I' ^) m7 ^9 {$ {4 z1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
2 t2 J& F" U( k5 S" e2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.8 B$ Z2 ]* m+ F3 W
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.4 [7 h1 ~0 Z; z" |+ C
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
3 Q' f: X8 D3 q& a% v" N5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
4 ^1 r7 C5 @% t; A2 j6 Y6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.4 l+ C# v* q! ~1 l) U
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
2 N7 W# P V- n2 l; Z* o8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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