 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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& j& }1 S a) {! q* B* rIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.- ?" R: ?) U6 J0 x) h- O
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' m& U; P0 a. ?" T# A7 j$ `0 IThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.9 c4 O0 e$ o+ x- D, H
0 Q; C, Q% g$ z. VDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. }0 e' N( D- d2 v+ M9 `
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.# ~- a: i9 V3 N! Z3 j7 P
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) o2 t! v6 v8 u5 H N$ hCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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, D/ B; e `! A5 c1 O# P9 hShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 9 Z; F; S* L+ k) \" E/ o
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3 ~ J9 p& |$ w" NFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!') i* ]9 M# y4 t" B3 ?- F. e
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That's when she shot him.7 ?+ w( m) j0 d2 |+ o# q
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( M) J y- J+ Z" PYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut9 G8 b0 ^! N1 G4 E! u
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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