 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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5 Z# U1 R6 ~4 ? Z: vIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed., z, L9 z1 Z: _( b' S0 h$ D
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\$ p" v5 x! j' ?; j) K IThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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# l7 b5 O/ Y0 D& l s8 ^9 W3 CDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.# h4 }/ L3 t" n
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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# Y( w' Z- t3 `Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.$ D; L+ Q% @8 [& x: e+ K+ H
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.) o7 n+ X5 l( X8 \* {' L" f
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut0 i4 }5 e; o: n5 T4 c9 f
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% e# G8 [/ M8 n4 ]" n3 L- vWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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