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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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- E" z/ k! \( J( XThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.4 H# j1 J' E! t, a2 d$ ~' n k8 q9 ^
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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7 h: ]! t2 p- E* m( k- aDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go." ?& S* r! s2 `2 R. ?" `5 ?0 f4 l- w
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.2 D% }( l8 S& n# v' B+ f
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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+ V( g9 e! E8 y w* GShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'4 `# T6 c+ n: b) u1 }% A
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That's when she shot him.7 b2 ]+ ?: {& ]6 \
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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6 G2 @( X( A) {Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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