 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.4 g3 m: c6 G1 a* C: S# Q+ b
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' D; {8 F4 N3 F: Y Q+ KArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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3 _: F! C; R, q/ y u S! q" SDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.1 J5 Q* E) i2 q, m; W6 t
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8 N" Y1 W1 @8 I4 NIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.' | e8 X: K1 t; y
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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- M; X" ^2 m. n0 VShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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, X+ @ e, ^+ K E t" s% ~Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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/ U* `* R7 n* X8 z' d# kThat's when she shot him.% _ o! L: c. s0 z& r9 C
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: d2 t2 `5 S7 }' {8 X* e( ~# QYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut5 {4 D. `+ i+ u. n. J3 J% H& Y6 E
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! X6 x% h3 y) [. b; e AWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ' V# E4 |: v+ n4 w# i# m, _
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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