 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. : Q, p; F3 k. @. N
( m& `) m" k& E( T1 |In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.9 I* c8 ^7 b4 @$ D7 S
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+ F( b" {3 O. V9 T( v* V3 G+ Y% @' tThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.8 z: X- x1 H" g1 C; a
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I9 | e5 f6 HArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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2 w1 D- M; _1 e2 S J0 g- Y8 D. mDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. p; Q7 I, q) f5 E! B" d+ |
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.$ l) S$ w( C$ o
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3 a A3 v6 K8 ~1 u/ iCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.. g9 Z% [! p' N' b$ j: e' z
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 3 X. Z% I% V/ p! @4 ^( _- Y) ^$ ~
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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7 v' k. e6 q; ]0 p- _0 d* YThat's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! , \: }- x8 D B5 f: r* \( |3 t
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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