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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman.
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2 |$ F) k$ P% U9 c: t& @6 WMe: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"
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She: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"- u5 j% p; D$ l6 a" o% v6 }
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15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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