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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]/ |$ j, w4 L0 w
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.2 U7 F9 G/ k) n+ O
3 |7 f$ u$ z# r# l4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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" Q' H) ~6 O5 x' k) [5 h6 o& }5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them." q6 d+ i( N, y' H/ Q
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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* J: `$ T- Q$ e: v% u7 x* x/ Z* Z9 u) D10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 1 C5 E- y$ l: S4 M! t3 U2 A
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 8 p4 G( D8 ]; i9 ?
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
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12. Gopher = speedbump.. [ a9 ^( s; r8 f
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.5 W* R! j% d: S
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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