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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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9 _) S# Q8 D* p& F, P: O) \2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]; ~8 L0 |: R; Z& w l$ g" c3 }
4 g# X2 S$ @% O0 A/ G" c3 X3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. ) ?, l! `" t7 z0 U4 w4 S4 S" V
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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+ \) Q' A: o$ E1 C7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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$ t0 e! f( E; T! i1 x+ t8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.: H0 |% [0 f, H2 M' e' \6 _. }! K
# x9 u* l" g" v4 a! N11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, $ g% d5 i! {; R- Y
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 & d8 D, ~) w9 u/ n) L$ O9 z% Q0 m0 @
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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3 E( E$ W( s! ^: X6 M12. Gopher = speedbump.5 b, k$ L) U0 p r
9 L% Z, H0 a- L" ?3 Q$ K6 v! I. N13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.* V8 z4 x8 S4 \$ E2 }
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 3 L1 r0 V; ~: a
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