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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend." m0 f2 b/ d* [. [- I* d
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.7 p3 p, A' @2 {- s
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. " l3 c0 M- i8 g2 N0 Z
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. - Y% p, V2 `- S, N
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 0 E5 @2 \. O4 d6 X. P& @
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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3 c- }/ v" f5 A- g* J! z( D7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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# _! g, B8 u1 y9 b% e! t3 B8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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& K! V. u, i8 F& j3 J10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.4 V# t" k5 D) M. `
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
. ~! t) d+ ?8 l; jtwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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, k# P) @$ ~+ f6 ayour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
% q1 B. O9 H4 ]0 _. T: R+ c) C! iEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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' p% f1 L8 }, @12. Gopher = speedbump.
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6 [6 l5 ^2 X" i' |! S13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.# k( {9 z4 ^. J) @ ^9 o" O7 `
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your * L# `; `5 [5 F( ~; d- Y
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