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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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- h! a o% J% z" g2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.' D3 z" {. d1 n3 j+ [, k
) F0 T% R$ f; e4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 0 V; ?# @& w4 `
0 j |( l( Q, \ [) e) G8 R5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6 k8 s1 K. P9 L6 y6 ^- L+ u6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a $ Z9 \6 z! v* w$ J# _
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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& i, x9 @, Q( F: Z. C8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.+ R( b8 k3 _8 b1 z7 u
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton) h: Z8 G: I4 u* `
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
2 l' S* U3 v# Otwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
6 S8 N' _, e: z* b(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
4 L' n2 p5 \/ P1 D, Jyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 0 {8 o' _/ m- a! ]
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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/ \+ M. `( }3 t$ Q, E/ J' r! i0 `12. Gopher = speedbump.# y8 j; h$ J1 C: `
- F& Y. v! O1 K- b5 X) M13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.8 L5 \( ?. u0 q( D( _! T F
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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