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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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, G" U, p$ k1 ?" G$ G6 ~2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.- |# f: U9 G- L, _! t
1 }& _. {( j3 D; I4 l8 f% y4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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9 i& l, c& K7 x1 X0 o% i5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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# n, Z* r( ~* |6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.5 n" Z1 y, C- l1 I) ^; l
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.5 S) P5 @6 X- m7 H! H
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.7 L* _0 h! `9 _/ O0 e
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G3 y% \, _$ [ O9 }0 SEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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; L0 g$ y* W& S* F12. Gopher = speedbump.( O; ?4 t: K2 H. p
5 {( ?3 A1 H% a4 |13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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