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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.3 j. N+ a3 g/ p7 v
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.5 d& r8 Q, a5 H- q8 q
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 1 e' r& ?! ~$ |" B$ g5 `- M& Y5 X
2 ?% i$ H' M" d, a5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a ' `# m7 X6 W+ g5 K( ]/ N" \
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them." e9 q2 E q* G
8 l: V7 Q" D1 m" t( [- o" \0 |& A+ P8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton) t" n& V. c' G
5 F6 t$ c4 [# L8 w/ d10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.& Z( r5 `3 |( s' J+ R
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ' H* {. A4 y7 x" c0 S( C1 j
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
4 D3 o0 y# x; Y* U+ [1 O, }(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
2 I; }$ c1 z: e) Fyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump." ~; L8 l6 F; N" j) j' F
& ?) W( C, w+ r13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.+ V* m+ V, X% h. n# N+ j3 {
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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