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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
# O/ P/ n7 t* L/ \Snape: Who is it?
& P. V+ |- z6 P- SVoldemort: You-know-who! 9 n0 n/ G: e& d: A* x m
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? % H0 j2 c1 r! E; w& q, l
Voldemort: You-know-who! / L" m# T" U8 t& [$ W$ c8 n
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 2 e5 ^5 D& n6 d4 o. ?
Voldemort: The dark Lord! : b; }8 P7 U. O% x0 F
Snape: Sauron??? " q6 B. G. X- ?$ v* n. N# Q9 A! s3 b( a
Voldemort: The other one... 9 z6 X- H8 M1 B3 i8 x+ c0 ]1 Q" F, Q
Snape: Darth Vader???
/ Z# \ e; ^) ~4 u- `4 K1 O9 ] g$ fVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
! {6 J* x$ z3 s- cSnape: Hermione???? ' w, \: @8 v! i) w. s
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
" L! R6 J* b4 C9 G; f% xSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
. [, M) U k" n. |7 Y% FVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 7 a( E9 `" J. x2 ^: V* E4 ^8 G5 d
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
6 m5 u" _5 L) ?- _: fVoldemort: Your twin brother! 2 G" M1 ^! K$ _# ?
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 1 q) N1 v- L( X7 ]/ S
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! - N$ A% A! ~" L% x" H, i
Snape: Okay, no problem!' l. l- {% ^: L: j- |
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( S7 c1 N0 ^5 g3 P( p3 ^- Q) s% ~Severus: What's that?
2 _1 O2 w) h& `Harry: Your cauldron.
8 Y+ d$ t# K8 w4 [" ]* j( tSeverus: What's a cauldron? 5 H4 v! o, D- l0 W* t2 m$ {- }
Harry: Dunno.
B/ J3 h$ Q) d4 N; I, OSeverus: Looks like something to eat. 8 p- b8 T+ D+ n9 L' g
Harry: Yeah.
! K& j/ a9 M8 e8 Q' Y, oSeverus: You first.
$ |/ ^* `; v! B, ]Harry: It's delicious.
C4 P- R) K$ k5 S3 \* x4 }7 FSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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