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+ @, w+ y) U. _( b' o" K4 x- X6 ?Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
% L/ t' g) S- @/ Q% wSnape: Who is it?
, S4 u3 Z! F1 L0 H( m" ~8 O+ CVoldemort: You-know-who! 7 E2 {& i% q, |8 p
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? " B2 F, r+ h. ~2 x; {4 f
Voldemort: You-know-who!
% v9 `* T% g- n6 e8 |9 X! T5 @Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? : D9 R+ L, x, L
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
) X- N) }; n {% P) @Snape: Sauron??? . r- R8 O$ q* a0 w; B. k3 k2 `
Voldemort: The other one... . }8 Q8 w/ Z! Z: F$ ]+ }. i; j
Snape: Darth Vader???
' b2 H3 d, R$ K5 [. {' e; S- B3 o5 [) }5 [Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
9 I* `0 j3 C5 ISnape: Hermione???? 8 N. O, B+ e1 v: f/ o* h
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2 D) K# N* ^8 \Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 6 _1 Y) r, W' P/ d4 }- Z& @
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ! f9 {6 j' M3 O. p' s( c7 i8 h
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 6 A2 j% ^+ b4 A' S/ S& R9 V0 f
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
- T: L0 s: K+ R1 GVoldemort: Your twin brother! : F% @1 M0 O+ h: k" v `3 I
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 7 _) R( u: j$ B" Q
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! w) ?. j C$ R, g2 i
Snape: Okay, no problem!8 L4 [- @" g' a& x* Q/ z
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Severus: What's that? & G N( C% z1 h% e- g; a% a
Harry: Your cauldron.
6 a- O0 }3 C* I( ESeverus: What's a cauldron?
' {# |! K) d" L* o, }Harry: Dunno. ' \) X$ J! {1 o2 q
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
7 M# L1 L. }: H* J, ]% w- sHarry: Yeah.
2 Z9 L0 h2 g" ySeverus: You first. ( \% a& R, x! I1 r' V) {
Harry: It's delicious. 2 c8 f& b, R- e8 l
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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