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Snape: Who is it? 9 ~: f& P$ V4 G
Voldemort: You-know-who!
$ }/ z3 f6 ^5 F$ \Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 3 [2 |9 w: B0 z' o Q4 y
Voldemort: You-know-who!
0 }( _; P7 m0 L, BSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ) k5 b8 n& m4 b; Q
Voldemort: The dark Lord! + s' V* t# i9 O# `4 s$ Y
Snape: Sauron???
7 r- m4 b; a: O: }3 OVoldemort: The other one... ( f. v- G5 K. G0 V5 s1 `
Snape: Darth Vader???
) R7 G. M* z d M- kVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
0 u. q4 ]( e" z* NSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! : w) F9 J/ y5 k( t5 F, Y
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! & O0 G6 t8 X1 d5 e# j
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
% V- q" ]0 ]7 P/ N- X* ISnape: So Harry is my brother?
% v2 f w3 N* F- m2 fVoldemort: Your twin brother! 6 J0 r6 F+ {4 r/ a8 \$ E
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 F7 G# Z& l, j3 R: }( KVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
g) a; V2 s9 d- b# ]Snape: Okay, no problem!
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N! I, e( ` X# w. GSeverus: What's that?
8 a, t5 |. A' z/ _* l. H; D' SHarry: Your cauldron.
6 @ ^4 v, `3 @6 pSeverus: What's a cauldron?
$ s. l" d' P8 ^3 LHarry: Dunno. - A- v1 m: J$ G& S) ^1 z
Severus: Looks like something to eat. ; o- \ I' ?* T5 h
Harry: Yeah. : C; s: h: Q" G- W2 j/ e+ c
Severus: You first. , r& S1 [% F1 j% S' r: d0 O( i- d+ t
Harry: It's delicious. 9 _+ X6 ]8 b9 I6 G6 W+ Z8 k
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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