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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. * m5 f0 V3 i. U6 J4 d) \" w
Snape: Who is it? ' L0 H/ z+ b1 b* |. C/ R) S4 C. P9 A
Voldemort: You-know-who! / F8 e7 U4 ] R. C" p Z
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
! M: ]! i+ p7 MVoldemort: You-know-who! ) a( u N1 [1 l
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 2 f6 M4 T+ Q8 j {" U v6 O' Q
Voldemort: The dark Lord! ' U( {' Z! v) Y
Snape: Sauron???
, N/ j6 j+ `9 C' E# }Voldemort: The other one... ! s" s8 F/ x* h8 E1 i3 I* }% b( D
Snape: Darth Vader??? 4 Q% q5 f! |7 l& l4 [
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ' Z& k2 ?, e0 c
Snape: Hermione???? 3 v; q) S* b, {) u8 H# s6 u! E
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6 L0 X6 f. O$ P5 x7 u3 IVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! J8 n" J+ T4 n N' j
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! + f+ G0 U5 K/ g2 M
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
- x, W' e8 ]9 k5 \1 iSnape: So Harry is my brother?
7 G$ t& B* ^* [Voldemort: Your twin brother!
' c5 Z4 }+ k+ Q ^Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 1 j7 [" J) s2 l5 [5 T) B
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 9 t, u4 o0 n3 l! N7 J" T
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 8 i0 p, \; W0 ~5 u& K) R: N
Harry: Your cauldron. & w+ o k( K& {. x0 e% P# _
Severus: What's a cauldron? 6 b' r+ d# L8 h
Harry: Dunno.
' @7 _# O/ C8 t1 K gSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
5 J( l1 B$ O$ b- }9 b% {3 aHarry: Yeah. 9 h1 T3 r/ Q% N/ W- Z
Severus: You first.
2 v- P0 E) ]2 G/ q$ Z& k& XHarry: It's delicious.
* ?+ c: ?& _) N1 u$ P& mSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!1 S: Q2 {4 i) U# ?( M& `
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