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! ~ E( d% d: L7 A$ i9 dSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. / Y7 v& |0 }0 A* e" F
Snape: Who is it?
+ V* y4 G* E% w$ w% hVoldemort: You-know-who! ; L, E; C# `6 J3 |
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 8 L9 i2 `! }7 b- X7 G
Voldemort: You-know-who! . ~$ ], f1 T* d: L
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ! |9 n3 c" n' v) \" ^# f' ^
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
: _; z( f4 Z8 {" ~ r( s: CSnape: Sauron??? 0 c2 f- I: r0 D- ]9 r* d+ I
Voldemort: The other one... 5 Y5 F& e+ B" p
Snape: Darth Vader??? 7 l! I6 F+ y: Y
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 9 u% ?% l! V% H/ l3 B
Snape: Hermione????
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1 r* ]! O" x, Q, E" E0 KVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! ! v6 m" L# }5 P1 o8 U
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
4 l' ~- Z9 {( v8 ^# e4 a$ f4 XVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! # O R1 d3 e. z5 g) J
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ) C0 s( p, b: Q; y6 q" G1 K
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
; t9 J2 v+ ~, O7 d0 XSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 4 \5 x, D$ `1 B1 _( |% X
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
/ K; r+ [9 P [) l- D: t$ w! BSnape: Okay, no problem!7 w& f. g, e7 a% d
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Severus: What's that? / ]3 |( ?3 q* m1 x- J
Harry: Your cauldron.
0 M3 Q3 Z' b+ Z; Z. hSeverus: What's a cauldron? & F3 P6 I9 {8 M2 M4 ~4 }$ _" V: ]" J7 X
Harry: Dunno. ' O7 w; o ^* ]( ]- D% {, q
Severus: Looks like something to eat. ' \! V7 _/ S1 j; p! o4 A6 [
Harry: Yeah. 4 y, X3 `3 X k! t
Severus: You first.
& p" A# K1 ]+ s1 eHarry: It's delicious. % h$ k3 n1 E* c5 S. l
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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