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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 7 @( H' U4 R. P8 e+ ^$ b$ @
Snape: Who is it?
: c5 ~& n4 i/ S. c6 cVoldemort: You-know-who!
+ g6 B+ l0 ~7 d/ D- x7 Q/ `# r5 _Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? , ~+ k! M3 C% {: S  ]# R
Voldemort: You-know-who!
, k( |% n7 W  U) J; W# uSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
, M1 ?' t$ k* V/ M: cVoldemort: The dark Lord!
+ p( w8 b+ Q3 t- Z/ tSnape: Sauron???
4 G/ n# Y# ^7 H! E# tVoldemort: The other one... 7 A  P- O4 K2 w) _; `3 R. _" E" {# A
Snape: Darth Vader???
+ I- ?( J" {, m$ lVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
2 a5 c! z( d. ?4 Q! @: X- z; u2 uSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 3 a; I4 B2 x$ J9 w9 Q# D
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ) x! y) t7 P1 @7 b2 o5 K8 u- c
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
; A+ l$ h$ B$ t& d/ f. qSnape: So Harry is my brother? + {; ^  K- F7 |* y
Voldemort: Your twin brother! , p5 J! E7 m! G% z4 x5 t
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
5 t" I" H9 Q0 l% `+ W" mVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
$ }1 W& ~9 W! p3 s. i. rSnape: Okay, no problem!
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6 F5 G; h& @/ L: LSeverus: What's that?
- e" J8 Y' |% P3 z5 }Harry: Your cauldron. . {6 q. {) c0 V. ~3 s* p
Severus: What's a cauldron?
6 C: _# c$ c4 k6 x3 eHarry: Dunno.
8 \  {- W# o# R, OSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
- n; T$ b9 q5 P& O, WHarry: Yeah.
/ h1 I2 ]) ^6 M. v' e3 X3 wSeverus: You first. # F! I- s8 {/ `5 ?2 I* c  \
Harry: It's delicious. 2 ~  J" C; ]* H- B- v. i: X' Q: o7 D
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!3 i  h) v* w: U; W
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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