恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

鸟语花香

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" Q# P5 B; \% ?( A6 [. a  Y3 LSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
Snape: Who is it?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
$ }/ z3 f6 ^5 F$ \Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
0 }( _; P7 m0 L, BSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
Snape: Sauron???
7 r- m4 b; a: O: }3 OVoldemort: The other one...
Snape: Darth Vader???
) R7 G. M* z  d  M- kVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
0 u. q4 ]( e" z* NSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
% V- q" ]0 ]7 P/ N- X* ISnape: So Harry is my brother?
% v2 f  w3 N* F- m2 fVoldemort: Your twin brother!
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 F7 G# Z& l, j3 R: }( KVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
  g) a; V2 s9 d- b# ]Snape: Okay, no problem!
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  N! I, e( `  X# w. GSeverus: What's that?
8 a, t5 |. A' z/ _* l. H; D' SHarry: Your cauldron.
6 @  ^4 v, `3 @6 pSeverus: What's a cauldron?
$ s. l" d' P8 ^3 LHarry: Dunno.
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
Harry: Yeah.
Severus: You first.
Harry: It's delicious.
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。