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6 w! V* G' G" A5 K: w* n9 J; X) TSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 8 ~( ]) Y& ~( |1 M+ o8 s$ Z; w
Snape: Who is it?
5 I7 T4 @! |4 T9 HVoldemort: You-know-who!
9 n6 g7 Q% c* \. M4 z6 kSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
# F# @" [7 t2 Y; XVoldemort: You-know-who! - }. v7 @* Y% q, t! ^0 s5 `
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
* u4 F/ L. u7 X _$ C S. lVoldemort: The dark Lord! 6 K1 C( c u8 X$ {) p
Snape: Sauron??? & P6 B; a( z' ?3 a& i/ \
Voldemort: The other one...
+ i( D& j0 s( O; K3 _Snape: Darth Vader??? 3 ]" L- `, y! J) S) S
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
: ]+ Z. T1 b9 u$ U+ o3 Y* eSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! $ v4 H9 m( `/ q
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
. M6 A. N0 z. A4 lVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ( \) e& s/ Y$ j2 F
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ) [$ M- b7 Q- K; e M2 K1 Z
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
0 O5 U% L" f8 u6 O$ s) uSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
* z/ a% j0 V$ h+ M& a* x$ EVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
( m( U2 k) B0 ~, s' N0 E% A6 z" uSnape: Okay, no problem!
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8 P8 t% h E8 _4 G" S& Y- f! h' dSeverus: What's that? 5 r* v( K2 l$ |% e
Harry: Your cauldron.
: X7 E9 h/ Q3 I2 l6 q$ m8 LSeverus: What's a cauldron? + M. I |% p5 s" O/ H# \; O1 D
Harry: Dunno.
) V7 ~. V7 [! Q) vSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
7 R4 M0 w# T2 g; x, A5 p3 aHarry: Yeah. $ g$ d- H5 |* t+ E
Severus: You first. 0 _7 X9 c4 `7 n- K6 u
Harry: It's delicious. ' \) V3 g) N, ^- K$ ]8 b" W7 _+ Z
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!, x: U, K D- j2 `0 R
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