老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
; D* |& N# I+ R1 n- q/ S6 [性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
& c$ c2 s8 k; K  Q7 ~! |9 }教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
9 i( G6 B! D0 H  r2 V- }昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
; l0 D0 [2 b! e* |+ r子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
! f. B' ^" `; h1 C  V2 Y6 D窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
: g7 ]5 h' n: @, K  D4 T教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
8 ~, c* ]: a% j0 S3 X养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
6 `$ T% H% d! }/ ~( n7 a教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! s8 {) p: u& K# S师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
- A* E$ g5 h& C" T) Q非所宜 But that is a real mistake
& A2 ?2 Z, z# c, G, t% U幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
7 {; F8 n8 E! }9 E: P2 d老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
5 G) X$ C6 d$ ]人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
' w" [- m! d! o" u$ l6 s! V人之初： At the beginning of life.
% i1 p5 K1 N1 t( I5 s: I' f性本善： Sex is good.
" B' y& Q; h2 c! F1 s' A5 ^性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
; ]- i5 F5 u% S: h7 ^& |习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
) s+ x/ L9 G( u4 ^$ a  I# z苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

# D; x- ^0 g- X# ]' v4 F# L$ P1 w服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
6 x: N, E+ F2 b6 S' j* `春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表

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& @# G$ b: ^4 F# a/ O6 _" p# I别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
7 h) b$ J0 q. \. d+ j- f这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless