美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

! f5 U0 O* K) p% [be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

3 ^. H7 _0 t2 ~" a. \% ~) {) r+ CAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

. m3 H* D/ u. I+ |6 O% `7 y时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

5 Z6 y' d) [% I+ F9 UAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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- I$ Q4 f+ K) f9 H# a3 ]: D$ qIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

6 v, |# [% h) w5 N如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。