请教英语

kazaa

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我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:
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4 U" W$ I8 L" `* K9 v' ~          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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4 J; l' Y( B* Z0 ^# k          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

% v1 L$ x2 a0 a          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

. P5 v4 {+ o& {4 d- B“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

" K3 F1 `- F" {7 D2 d$ c“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

6 m/ i: ~! T7 _( h" D5 e9 c/ |( k, O“Would Jesus park like this?”
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1 {2 j" r( }9 T8 u& ]; [“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris d ...

% W- b9 L! l: Z' ~+ n$ F- g我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

' p9 y( s3 _# o: b. N“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
6 ~5 k$ i0 d4 b# t我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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! z+ y# v# q/ J9 P+ g" oThis one is for #3's:
' q7 [* Q6 I7 Z$ f1 J* bGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
This one is for #3's:
, P% ]" _+ D% Q) gGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

( b' z! H5 Z+ B6 o) q女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!