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酒吧规矩!!!
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; {/ P+ \7 c# V) J1 s. g; ^- r2 S1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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; l0 X) m: L" g$ o' z* S9 U2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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  A  X. a  {2 Q) @& P3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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5 |! _2 Y9 [5 d+ K2 i* |) X9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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) Z3 y- A& H- v% P10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


4 D+ r& S$ u! k0 [: N11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


1 g0 F+ v0 u; {2 a: s/ z13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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9 z7 l7 o. r( M18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


2 n# G7 X2 P! T! [19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


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, A6 z% W# w! Q# X' _$ i23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


( s# W; g1 {6 i: _24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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( q/ @6 O8 y4 {' J' o; y1 H25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.