酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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, O8 d! e' i: }% F7 K% n1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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: `* z4 @9 [' T% ?* B; B: h+ `3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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+ Q7 U0 o  I( h4 q* v: M5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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# j0 V- N* S' D6 H3 f, F9 E8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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: \. C% j2 M( B& @9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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( w2 v# T. |  L+ E3 l( p10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


, N7 ]7 h& l5 v12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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/ T  s) U2 j; k6 C" E: d13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


+ u7 }2 h  W: W" r2 }# t15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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. q1 r, _+ C! }* U% U: M17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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' d2 h* G9 v. R1 o% b18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


( B$ F5 f/ \. H4 G( m3 s0 q20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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5 U; J" D0 J! W' t* T0 @23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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; Z: }/ Y' m3 m- N24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.