酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

8 i- w1 h& y5 V+ J2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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4 ]- q" Z5 B. B9 J. F3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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; S, A! |+ r9 g4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


; w7 R4 H' I# H; V7 t$ g: O+ C- {6 p9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


" s4 {6 B7 Y2 c; k% t, v0 v' M10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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1 k6 _. b" Y9 Z+ a5 s3 @2 g13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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, j4 V- Q5 v& V- b14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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" c, i5 i2 V4 Y" H6 l: X20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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7 j+ R* l7 A0 ]% m2 t5 Q* X& T22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.