酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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) r+ b' p$ }: d" w6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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4 J: O+ W/ A7 U: [4 j9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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, J* |" v: }7 H) u, N* V1 o10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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6 T6 P; p: D' h. ?) p( A12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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" j  r% U. a" p13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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, G" e/ T7 K, s, @1 `17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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5 @0 O; W* S. L$ B" T19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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/ V4 y' I- S, {( w% ^6 O+ K0 K7 S20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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3 q7 q$ ]8 B0 g4 Z% R+ r5 A21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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9 ?, i6 |8 l4 M* @, t0 u. A' o1 c22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


6 Q6 U+ L/ J; [5 @; q23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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  V, C2 @( S- |6 x3 S24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.