爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
4 v7 i5 X9 ~' P' S  U性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* U9 j; g2 i3 v2 D$ s$ t  f7 k苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 r* o0 q4 |( V/ H性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 `7 j% P; Z. Q3 _3 I6 w子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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" t+ C% O8 F+ z3 N1 `窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
" @3 q) o. T2 h$ d* |教五子 All his five son took it
- U7 `4 U$ ^# t+ O/ G- x名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 P7 }# G  D  j  o, _父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% x+ [$ P2 V4 E: r师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# r/ U, I0 [; j) ]$ n* ?子不学 You may refuse to study this
. r$ S/ x$ B5 `- U非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 m* i. P) }& o, g. a, p% X幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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! {1 C- `' W, a( a! X玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 r8 w+ M5 d, P8 I% z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!