爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
, ^* ^3 Q7 j  D. {1 Z2 j( E+ i0 |性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ n0 V. L  U4 O6 L4 p苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
' W1 }. S7 C/ u- H性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; K% E7 K. C7 H, y5 t% e, [2 I择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
: z; m6 G: G+ y, ?; `) Z, T% y断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 g0 K' l0 E7 B. o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- ^) {" U2 @' E  @) M  E" N教五子 All his five son took it
2 W! o2 }8 F4 C) [( H. I) |名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& a# }5 ~) a- Q2 s* \6 R7 i父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  g4 b& s, O! [: e师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

% O5 n- i% O3 ~6 B子不学 You may refuse to study this
" M. H3 y2 Q5 I4 ]' F) K非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 e" X0 n& {, z% r不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 j3 i  }0 ~$ W不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
4 n$ h9 f+ q6 |' }Faint!!!!!!!!!!!