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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
' i" g% D: f5 A4 y( [. i% g性本善:Sex is good. : H& _* n# H* R# R. p6 ]* t
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 X. c! d: _; Q5 `& P1 ^" {/ {, U习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
% C8 S" N8 |8 @) N8 i" t5 C1 B苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 F: _1 q! E/ W/ R7 N
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 a  k+ O' ~/ H- j2 V

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教之道:The way of learning it , O; e6 R, ?- r. c  N2 k) I: G" i
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % A2 z; s3 }7 R
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 ]* o# D7 M) H/ f; g
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 0 Y2 W) ^9 G, s: l. v9 q
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous : i( w7 [1 u; \& @: H4 a4 g- u
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 Z/ L$ X& A5 s$ z
教五子 All his five son took it
( V2 z2 d" h' a8 N名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * |4 v, r$ U  G2 l& W8 {; l

9 m5 x& V! f( r1 P# s: d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! O) A% S/ A5 \* o+ E) D父之过 It is all your fault.
# X. ?4 V. |( ~8 y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) c) ]# ~) A. {) N* A6 \师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* n4 w+ B" Y* v# h子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 H. \7 _0 M# H) W& ?/ H  \非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! H8 K3 R5 D$ Z. n% \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 W3 c1 ~5 l) K. f# U+ ]$ m: T
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,   b% M7 v. {+ H' i, p5 o+ t: w# {
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. # i$ }  ~6 ?9 a7 y) t
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ) c$ N, z- x1 d- |
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' b) s4 w0 v2 C1 v
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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