爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
& j: K; x: A7 M% S% q9 Y! V习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
, j" Q, N0 j& R3 W7 p5 d苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

% T8 v# b1 a! W( l昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
3 G* ~2 e9 K3 `; l0 \断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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' l7 N$ @" p( B$ J" \6 v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 d/ I  e3 `: L$ f1 E父之过 It is all your fault.
! z2 h, u3 P9 G' ^  h6 N  ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* P) ^7 _9 D; P: _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ C* F4 [& ~! ?6 I) l% n3 z1 z* p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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% c) j. g+ d$ M( S$ l5 M6 C. \玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ B( x9 W6 \/ q# t5 z, q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ M2 J3 {; @# p人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
  \# r6 n8 e  p& y0 V- W* q8 \Faint!!!!!!!!!!!