爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
2 b1 h( L7 c# u3 \2 L性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


$ O2 R6 N/ j4 j; e% }7 M7 C7 C教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ ^" H5 ]6 q' v择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 `) J2 H" L+ R5 Q  x: |- w6 t子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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+ y( [8 J8 C9 {1 a3 }# a窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; N5 k3 G# G4 t% I) W教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

& O6 N3 z& `3 V( l养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
; u, F5 M1 _& m' D. B  ?4 b教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 R7 H0 p9 F/ {+ y" B! R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% R1 Z; E1 _1 G, N# L% F  y9 g子不学 You may refuse to study this
& Z( c% ]4 g  {% D; u非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( S& [: W! Q' ~" |! U" i$ [幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- A9 }8 Q) D  Q( o  z0 ]9 ^  u人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
# D' O4 t' c! U; |4 H/ NFaint!!!!!!!!!!!