爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) {5 b3 M3 Q$ E. [/ D习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


" t. f" N- P' Q教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

7 P$ t; [6 x" @昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
3 n8 x' i8 J$ G0 b断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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6 u) x5 m( g3 u" u窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 [! K4 H5 @5 _# I+ E! j3 n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 I6 ^5 v+ r8 ^/ ~2 r教五子 All his five son took it
* v- `- J6 L/ q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
* D' m7 H# X3 O3 Q3 m; B* ~0 v教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ x8 a% l, p$ i% P8 l) s2 W+ `非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- Y; F. z1 |1 m玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 g6 A$ ~9 g, U9 y8 W" U6 y, [# V* x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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