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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. : [+ V/ h5 I4 D- f
性本善:Sex is good.
; c; O1 b: g8 ~) Z% {0 B性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 6 }5 |( _0 l: C1 I1 m4 M
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 D1 m& I: L1 f( @& y
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + ^: ?' v1 ^6 }- D; \8 S
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 3 ]# H- g0 s: i

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+ ?1 p' G( V& N5 c. C7 ]) f5 O. N教之道:The way of learning it 1 P2 ^! |  x7 W' A: u; o
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + N) K  s! r9 e: k$ e6 j
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng * W0 m/ ?; q/ G4 O: R0 s
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ( d! v! T/ Y4 p
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * s. r2 u4 o8 @7 b- t/ S' N
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # j6 e9 g% V- c0 G+ A4 G' M/ d: u
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ J. A9 [9 `' u- v7 V  H) j+ [9 j教五子 All his five son took it 2 M8 s( q! r' f+ _9 Q8 N) u
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) m5 M" g1 u  Z/ |& H& P/ D3 h. V* r养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 p8 [. d) N6 h, L7 a2 P父之过 It is all your fault. & X1 `# G0 f+ U2 Y7 P, ]: }8 x
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 _2 h: {: G! T
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 2 |3 |0 M9 O4 o8 i0 a) O/ D( }) i
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 Y9 k# j6 c! v9 ~$ r
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# X% j- E; X/ _6 y! P& n( m老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 A4 U6 p+ `+ \% a" X0 Q2 W不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! ?$ z/ F1 {- z. K4 w人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ g* f: z. J( l不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!3 M1 X% d2 m% ]$ I1 @
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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