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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
  n. q( @9 e+ t3 o8 `6 s5 @7 s性本善:Sex is good. ( a4 Y1 s. Q! y% V# T  ~& m
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
9 N. w7 o! v0 j9 K% K9 f8 ^; ^+ y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ s2 B6 @/ G: H0 ^+ P" y苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
8 o# L: F8 P& E7 ^性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 7 n, {- R/ e. Q) F: {" _- g
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教之道:The way of learning it
) [  s" {! v  v, W贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. - o2 c6 u: w  d) @

3 n  Y8 b1 _3 i9 q. Y* C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ R6 p1 c6 }: p: f2 {, K择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. + v( c2 i7 p) U+ l1 Y4 f
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ) B1 q2 S5 S5 D
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 ?2 ~7 G% ]; s; d; g: G9 ^) m

3 Z/ P* k9 \3 t! L2 m# w窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' L8 S; m8 u# ?" N* W: I4 c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . c- R/ ^5 K$ Y1 X9 Z, i- P8 A
教五子 All his five son took it + k- A. p7 K! L# Y( |6 ~
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 4 a. P. @# D* T$ U5 M" I

2 A8 Q/ G. t0 `2 \+ ?1 R养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 2 `3 a2 ?2 D# g5 w4 I) p
父之过 It is all your fault.
& o" U$ b# [5 m3 v9 f1 f% i教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. ?! L7 m3 P1 E: D9 V师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( L7 }4 g: Y- a' m4 Z4 |子不学 You may refuse to study this
* O5 P/ {+ k! c$ h# d# _3 l非所宜 but that is a real mistake ' i0 ~8 b2 X8 D' E% H2 Y. \# U
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 \+ x. P: g) Y' S+ C老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. u- S1 [7 N! p7 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# F/ }& `* N$ Y8 ?  Q, C8 D$ @) y6 q: k. R人不学 If you don't learn sex, / M3 C' j9 t! C  Y0 @  F
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
  a. @% e+ h# h* Q6 a9 }Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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