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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!# ~1 ^; o/ |; f% k
" i \8 g6 l0 x A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.# r, j4 n3 o# K0 V
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." , \9 @8 t0 k3 ?. Q
5 [2 V6 |& E2 G9 n& d, \ Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"% D" s9 C' @: Z, x
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.* j! U6 d4 S( c1 Y( x) }
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."6 q( d2 y1 a" K2 }. d
, l2 D4 ^9 a5 Y- W1 o, L "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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; K3 Y' ~( ~! W2 f( V% i What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?# H2 k$ [. u6 Q; y' T9 e
4 v* \3 {5 }: \ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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1 M9 J- q( J& m' O) N1 l4 |6 t What? Cemetery? What a place is that?% a! [. J$ ?# b7 t$ L
, j! y( Q% @+ l "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?1 K+ w6 D3 Q4 b' y! U7 g
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."# F3 w/ L6 G C( e5 C# O1 n6 K! s
4 Q- Y, \" U2 v# g9 I "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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