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( h! n8 {8 s$ S9 @( U; }0 M$ B I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!; u6 u! ]8 v/ M: @& M( D
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!6 B7 Y2 l- `8 K' p+ l |, L! U2 K
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea., ]; U0 R ~7 P0 U; C' V) }" L
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ! p W) ~! y0 P# \" g1 x4 a' }
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.3 e( i* I% n+ N& h, R. t( u
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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1 y* c) G) l" W* e" f "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?2 M$ Q8 L- G! g6 {& m& C
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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5 V: J" {' L! k; E9 L What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?$ }% i8 g+ J8 j6 a
- t3 e3 e( Z9 ]5 C9 n- ^& L On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."" w" Y8 m* a* B9 _* k, t% H) e
. Z3 ~2 X, k9 {8 i6 U "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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