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( |1 b& |, \0 t) q- R. l8 a: d( l8 u I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!5 A( K, ~( \6 U3 X D! L- t+ O
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves! ?& S- l3 `, ]& ]
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!/ T! d! C2 Q1 Q( t$ D3 O+ L
i! Y) q8 Z3 b. f( F* m& F/ ^ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.3 x5 P( I7 B8 u' [5 \
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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}2 v, m1 s: |: E# {% U2 N% ^, q i; m Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?". P% t0 A& `9 ]8 u
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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, Z* j* I/ s3 }6 U) h Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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2 ]5 i- E0 s0 x* t! b- z+ k "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.) A% y% `9 j+ S1 C" o
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?: Z3 @6 ?9 P, A* G% D' X6 A
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"4 f9 \/ ~$ M# t& r8 Y9 V+ Q: b2 k3 l
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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; z6 v9 }2 l0 G1 ~ "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."' d+ `; w$ a; ]9 N: b! {" [0 L
3 A3 C, O" r: d What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?3 t9 t+ _+ p6 H7 S3 ~6 |0 N$ _
8 o1 \2 r! e' H: {/ W- S) ^( ?: d On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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. Q2 C7 V2 S1 H5 h! R; `1 Y) { Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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