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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!4 ~7 c, f5 I" M% K M: d7 R% A/ g9 j8 A
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 W* C( |! Y$ T7 }% v) E+ F
, [, s/ W/ C2 l% e! R7 {& J, H So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 8 h! d5 e- S/ z' t5 t
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"+ `5 p/ o Z# v0 G& Y. }
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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5 y/ B9 L" q+ y# d @ "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.# {5 x5 D+ W. c5 |) C, Z" |5 p
) n8 {. G- b/ T( V( \/ e- R What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?$ g; |1 \6 b! F! {% D& _ x! ]
f' x9 U" A+ [' K "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?5 ?' [. v* Q4 }7 r& v
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."3 u! g+ L2 p, i8 x2 B
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?" _% a) K/ X9 d& R7 ? M
5 P2 I$ b9 t+ X* q" r! B+ s On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."' |4 t! Q( G! ?( P6 Z
" C4 G" J$ `* m m Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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Q5 @0 ?( n% _3 B. } "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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