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5 ]# A0 a+ ]8 F3 g# Z I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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+ b+ P8 M/ v( b9 [0 K4 J5 [ c So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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6 V3 R3 \/ `8 Z P, B& N$ A Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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- M! I0 {: F$ S: A. b Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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/ |1 L) ? k* R- f7 x7 m6 ^4 Z Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.7 [5 N" @& |5 q( a8 m
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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4 S, c: G+ E3 j. W "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said." X% L/ m. |% x! z% h( \: O8 |
) h- Q; e u6 r8 S$ p U0 c( I What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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1 t. X+ D- ^; t+ w. n8 U) H What? Cemetery? What a place is that?# O! G/ H- F4 H7 j3 |1 O4 \; V
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."/ k" L+ ^* | z3 i% K) d( L. m! l
: J; L- z% f+ ]! a7 w( L2 r What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?8 o: \: f; M/ R: s, F
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."5 E* T7 o9 u. {
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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& o6 P( F: f0 n "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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