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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!. H0 {# @% y* R0 {
1 P3 S+ S! ]: ]6 U5 d2 J A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!* W- \" u) S J* W
; p3 @9 p) Y6 x0 o I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!0 w( a# l1 R$ y3 C6 C
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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a/ u7 M/ Z3 c7 X% T5 d7 ^/ r3 b- f So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." & F: p5 i; N! a. x2 s& e" ?
+ m" V+ P" e- t- a( f) A7 J Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"4 c: K% `+ }8 \+ A4 ?' `
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.. S+ ^' G: T& E
6 w" a' \; T4 Q) O/ U6 |( \0 g8 l r Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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- a" x! \' l& ^5 `3 O- @7 l& k- C s6 b/ a "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."- \/ R. |( i `2 Z
* M5 n; a F: S! I% T7 K" } "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said. b* H8 f* j: x( j
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?% W0 \( B4 f5 p1 H. G* q$ S+ X8 O
6 O2 F6 m- S* L+ k' ] "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"# t% K1 W9 x/ M9 k; W7 O/ C
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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" ^+ r; d8 o: {" }# S) g, d$ C "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."& b4 Z9 w) Z8 e% K' R
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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- u% ]7 d4 i; z# m/ | On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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