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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
: q# X [! r' X' u. v w' t( t孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
; k$ F% w: d' U5 IConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
6 s4 ]% V* s# F" t, X! I. MConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 1 r# J& c3 }- E3 B
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
/ |5 A& Z X( l1 I: l$ LConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it }( p; [2 W' S# L, n
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 6 A0 |/ v; i% T j/ R
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house + T' V$ e) x; [" O
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
- F8 Q; r2 \1 f, }8 {Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 7 R6 U4 E& B# ]8 C% O" t
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 1 w9 S' F3 r2 X1 ^1 |* ~& V, [* H
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 3 u: `9 _# ]5 h" M* T: s, w7 S# D
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly - ~, S6 r# T" k9 G$ L
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on - A2 k. o- J" p
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
+ l$ Y# N" H9 ^1 XConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
5 O; v. ^3 Q/ i0 O& [# y4 E/ U0 [Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
% p) I, P$ M& X3 f$ ]. i# F; {1 AConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 1 ~2 _- Y% I" K% k3 N) J6 A) l
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
O, D5 Y! H7 x, aConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
& b/ l1 {1 @; f) m, D9 O% A" @Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 3 |$ w5 U2 v) c
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 8 N* t# O! ~. W# ^9 v" ?& U
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ( @/ @0 n& a$ ^% E; |- b
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
1 R8 b* X" a b, M; g mConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot + j1 q+ u" N% o4 d
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ) T# g, b* c$ R& k6 n4 h
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
1 _6 F1 i( J' v/ n% d0 F5 l0 _Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ; p6 T) q9 r6 D/ m* m
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 0 T3 o; \2 h3 ]1 z) H
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
3 x# i% A/ w( {2 x1 WConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 2 ]$ h* o K6 w- Q g
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
( R& A* l) J) S$ t a5 M- ~Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab # `* ]6 y& \) X( X- {- X& f- ?
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
; i( R9 v( q, A% P+ Q& F' w- ^3 cConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
/ D4 z5 `! ], Q6 ~Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
8 ?) [: v' d# xConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 5 j y' O5 V' T2 Y( [4 U$ d6 {; V/ @" E
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
, d" ^7 B1 V8 ?' K6 Z* X FConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
* d$ K7 S5 p3 G9 ZConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ' j2 z0 U& u; n8 h
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up / X4 c/ s1 F; V* | o9 _
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion ) `; C* H$ |+ U0 r' _
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
" y Y1 H# W5 q) p4 }% D: A# |, gConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
3 w2 H) h/ d+ @- rConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ & ?; ^/ A# [; g. A3 N
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 5 f6 L# _& S2 W
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
$ `) L$ P4 M3 X+ ~) {4 A8 FConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
2 N a( H* B0 RConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
7 y2 h( o5 |" B/ n; R7 [ u R' nConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ! T" D9 \7 a* q: Q$ K
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
( i' X) I4 Q4 H, AConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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