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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。- H7 q+ `. e @* ?
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
6 M; G |; }6 b7 _Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 0 i/ r) D2 y% \' K" z# H' N
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around - s3 f& {8 ^# a9 e
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
) L- {. G8 c! V1 C3 I+ FConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
$ S& e3 g1 g t p0 `Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
9 O0 K( d" m" a3 G7 {: AConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
9 u U* ^, g- r$ W; L- e, r: s7 SConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
8 R0 }) L L& G) mConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it % N0 }+ v& C* W7 B+ l7 }; \% O
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- @" H1 {6 w k4 l$ Y- gConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
4 ^$ P" T) f- _Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 2 ^9 Q$ W. \# a. f' l6 v6 ]
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 8 x4 E% ?% y, w: D/ p) f
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long - `) b2 D! C( a) G6 i
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 9 r2 T: i+ o J, d
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ! _- V& j' P; M) F2 W" Z
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts " }6 b3 a$ P, W" u+ D* K
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
( F& V6 @" x% M2 u; UConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
0 }' W+ M; B0 e2 ]' dConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
, D2 t( }9 O5 d p- {Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 5 \( j& f7 E# t( E9 C8 b
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
; f% v) Y/ l8 ^2 t5 M5 LConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
) L+ b" D# E1 d2 i3 _3 UConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
/ w% U. r4 C0 v x p yConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy * z3 Q7 q+ R ~* n( r1 s
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
, b. ^( K( r3 d6 f8 \Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy e7 t3 J; j0 }8 c- `( P9 c _; M
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 0 a* s4 S1 b$ B& z% [
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 2 E* ^- h, {$ i
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
8 [0 J5 F. U' @1 c! |( DConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
9 j7 q0 _9 E9 \Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 0 V$ s3 _ l9 B* k$ T8 e
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 9 ]' Q; n+ C3 j( n
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
' Q+ r1 P# _2 p$ u0 CConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 9 f% l* J" A8 S# |3 N! q8 D! T/ Q& F+ g
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement + g) a+ Y! a) M+ b
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
4 O# w% z x2 C4 bConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
1 s+ E( c8 p0 UConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
. F" G% P( ?4 HConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
* H/ E0 q) K/ ?& E8 ZConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion : G, i0 g) D$ r( r( |+ I% [
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic # Q2 V) @% Z/ z- R
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
! A. T" X# i) p% U' X" g* jConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ & r" h c! M' \2 E" h9 p
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
$ D8 [# B' N9 n* ]7 Z6 w6 [ g eConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
7 a# w. w7 x4 X* d% _( \Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit - H" i# z+ P3 a8 n5 K+ @' x( S
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 8 o+ r1 N% b) M1 q
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
1 B1 p0 ]: m, T7 n8 E. WConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
3 s0 K+ O! {) J- [% Y6 L6 IConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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