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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。9 M+ e/ I4 I; k7 }; v
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?$ g6 b& |! O. X9 a3 b4 E
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
* _, X0 [9 e, ?4 v6 y" [& @7 EConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ` | _ F5 j* x3 i& H5 j2 b
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
$ Y. c F4 m: f: G7 HConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 4 k1 }" d( K7 S& D
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left + s1 I8 `( s9 @6 f$ t7 W
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house $ x, ~4 r; `7 K" i! d+ e
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
; N1 Z" x, D! g5 N+ c; E! ?) QConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
. Y2 j+ s9 D N! N; X& k/ c/ R @Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
& t7 G4 @8 E9 X zConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient , [' C/ W8 G# _+ |$ t0 D
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
# c& y. a0 [' [/ ^8 e* j' E! }1 @Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ' U! f% E/ x- L7 c9 i
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ' @# G7 n3 N( Z( `. G$ r: M
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
& x- k6 ], r3 }( N4 \) L* QConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent , C* p `1 ~$ [
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 1 a* Q! e1 O, ^ q$ K
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
2 p+ T+ K# T0 q9 L, v) I" WConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 7 W( z; W/ i8 @/ G6 |
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist ; M- Q7 T, C% M' t- N
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level . w" s" a, @+ j3 x
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
# j1 u, Z, i3 t5 z9 h6 e$ N% G8 gConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
# X) n6 X, ~1 O0 [9 H6 f6 OConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
# B( W" h& `9 {Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
8 r) F1 N/ H5 y+ WConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
! Z# P" [. ?/ A# e) FConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ; D9 z6 V* A9 u( L9 I: Y
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
! r! O' D4 |* v! l4 f) k+ G! q$ ^: sConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
8 M5 H5 T1 S* \* V7 JConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok " c6 j2 e2 x* O3 B0 v' `5 j
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
, a y3 P [1 t+ J6 g9 cConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
' P$ m* A% }3 k* ^1 o2 w% `Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
- j# r9 E- Z3 r( s7 x+ V: }Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 4 M2 A/ ?" {* W+ f1 f
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders / u9 N2 A6 l$ n
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
; w) [* M$ [" V3 z) ]' r, MConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ! I# g0 O: V6 f8 T7 P% w7 C
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ^' v. ~! U* t+ M- W) I8 U# w
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
5 A9 |. j/ Y# U# K8 z/ \Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up : D3 ^$ K; S! {+ J
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
4 S5 c. @: p+ jConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 9 J0 ^4 x- g( A( K4 O- E
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
D& z/ L- ~8 U4 z: l' rConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 1 D, V* P& D" h/ e( {" y( F j
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
4 Q/ f2 K% a/ }: e9 ]Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
9 h; Y" R/ R* l# tConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
+ ]2 f! l2 u' y$ p4 e% b& O6 rConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth - H1 |* W/ Q( s% g3 d( A
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 6 h$ p k& ?( U( e6 w. [
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face + i. Q6 @, W) Z
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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