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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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, c& B7 w5 R$ D8 dConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone . @$ K' f i8 `
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
( [7 H# ~9 `" Z% oConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
4 P c0 x2 {' xConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it g0 y" I* D9 g! w J( k
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ' @/ x3 N% R9 k+ z& s
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
: i$ V7 v# }( v: F8 ^ YConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
% G! w- O# e9 M$ P5 U" A) |3 TConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it + q; A' q# _8 X6 o$ X, z2 ]/ W
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
) \9 S3 t# M. r1 Z- `1 D4 cConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
6 a: d9 y) ~6 b/ q U8 ]& qConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly # V" b! O/ G8 J. }5 ]; z( y; P4 w
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
R/ n1 P3 I5 S% Y; b. pConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
! r" k6 P5 W/ s0 @Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week # V+ J4 n5 R% I" q; v
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ! X4 F% d% @' e( N& u
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
5 H- V- m2 Q5 h/ L. [Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired l. z; P* ]1 e: m
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted - W$ }% A+ R: X7 v
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
0 U' w) K! _. i0 [Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
0 g1 i% s1 n. y, l# J5 c, A, l1 [Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
" a) z+ |3 t& Y% @Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 8 d4 w" W. Z: N
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
, _3 M# ?$ ^% ~$ l; N* bConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 6 X9 U1 D/ s+ L# Q5 @. o7 Z" L
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
% d! p6 r: z+ ]/ H; O' U, UConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
% @( t* k& J- \! ^Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
0 A( F* Q0 _% fConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
! I) L$ b0 k. XConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok . W9 k4 a5 i* r
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand & g: z/ e. K2 E% E
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 0 ^; I z' o8 v+ d3 R. U
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
9 y" O; X. w" u2 ^( ^% SConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts " D) E% q: Z& X! ]& S! d/ V6 ^
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
! _0 ^6 i% ?5 O+ G+ O8 M+ _Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
5 }+ a. K0 `4 J. \# R0 Q& c5 eConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
* B5 F7 u8 I' d6 \1 b# zConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
- `% d. I: J: kConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
6 W, J: S; H, G4 \% i7 bConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
9 |% Y* K5 Q6 p* P5 T( SConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
; j5 B7 s) J4 b3 r/ m) @Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic / s+ [5 L, Z* w* P" f5 K3 e
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 1 h, b6 C# g7 e+ Q2 p/ `% v4 I
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ b4 @, ?0 `9 n0 w
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
. i' r& i+ y* N9 NConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
& J1 D0 W" o6 H6 \Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
! h& S! [6 A0 c, A7 m% xConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
* V: q% C6 s. S2 h1 j' \ `; ZConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag * l( T+ E( g8 I5 u1 I
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 5 e4 ^2 e" m' J- G4 _6 l# E
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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