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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。7 _1 N0 w5 e$ \. a, @: P
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
% g# m# }8 z }' yConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 2 j8 `) Y1 W* [1 h" `4 H
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 0 A* E X7 h1 E
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ! d. Q6 z) b5 W ~' `
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ! b S5 o' B. U% l: |& _0 j: V
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
' u x# M, v: X& a+ w& [Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
6 c" ]# a% _5 C7 }- z/ v7 u( z( qConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 7 q3 g% m1 A* W9 D. L+ _& i( P
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
`* z- E N, R- BConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants * \/ F- i ]% l7 S# `
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient - W% X! l Y( o3 S
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
* }+ c+ x! Q m1 R* l& k2 IConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
' l2 y4 I, S. z7 d r/ iConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 5 F; j: H' \! S; ^' m2 m6 {
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week + w5 M7 [$ C" H( x0 T" u4 ?0 @
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
% r* D" ~# f* Y! e, q9 P7 G7 yConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
6 J& o" p. ~3 U1 R1 c; s: M( m% v5 iConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 4 e( D$ y; b. V: T2 O
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 1 {' o0 k# v+ v( ~ z7 @7 u
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
7 R! ]- x4 d1 ?6 V9 SConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
3 l, ^% \3 K9 eConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
9 A% a3 m% W5 a; {+ G. y: |/ vConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
* z' I, _$ e) X. z9 n' }( K6 gConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 3 z6 G- w- a6 k3 ^) O
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
8 I1 }( U) t' A4 l% [Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
" @, l; p) f2 T; L4 e1 }$ m/ S; `Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
3 `/ r& U7 I/ ^, H8 ]Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people # I1 s, s3 y5 `' D8 m/ k# F
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean / K5 b9 o* a. v
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 5 `7 }7 o+ D; B n1 \7 i* G. C
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
* C/ s* B9 h& ?5 \( lConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 4 l5 [* o, h) [2 ^! [, T; i
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
9 S6 O- d9 H8 G$ }6 K6 J7 ZConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 6 A6 J l: x3 [- B
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
8 `/ H( d5 b# lConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
& X/ Y8 }) c: }4 B# LConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
1 ]5 F" ?( ]& Q0 {: h+ g6 P4 KConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
' m, c: l1 m4 h: D9 q' i* a7 K1 {Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
! X) f7 @/ m+ G1 Q, \" gConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
- B a4 u$ L9 A8 TConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 4 v* A( F) N1 Y8 ~( z1 g! `! b) ?" z
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
: t+ P% x$ f( z. p$ M' J8 cConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny * ?5 T9 t& s' Q
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ $ a7 U% H; R+ ~, V0 E! g) D* p
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
4 U, N2 H# A- Y3 q8 Q" }Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 6 X4 z! ]' h8 Z$ y# ~5 F9 W
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit , ~2 c8 Q$ p# H- |
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
( Q9 J) ?) L0 y% z" y0 @! g- F9 F IConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag + g4 i* o1 C4 e2 c- J2 t
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
/ C% P; ~- z( [; l# F5 CConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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