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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
+ l% C0 z( P" A5 w1 W孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?( B6 ` J! e5 u: d1 s# ^
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone / c8 l- `( H( {
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
# o! e. d ?0 _5 O7 F' |: [Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
0 B+ ~' O u# Q4 ?$ CConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
( u& [2 W1 l4 ?1 R' g' ]Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left $ [- ?, A9 H2 g6 G
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house & L" r x, Z# }6 r$ W; }. {0 R
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
( @ z+ U1 ] z2 E# o: o# [! UConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ; U2 _0 a$ N/ f4 W5 V9 @& k
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants * x9 v4 ~: Q5 N# g7 T' C3 D
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
( l# D& w- @, v8 R7 _+ x' q: qConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
& v6 V: L4 a! M' K" T! W2 {Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 9 T4 [1 {, ~2 o, \: y/ \
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long $ b. F+ y S; J+ d' B1 {# B
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ( Q# c) J3 p8 L* }9 t+ A9 {3 j8 y
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
/ b% E* ?- }9 a7 B1 O8 Y( X ?Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 0 h; o, k" [3 t
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
( c6 K2 ~9 f* i) w. b" j. w9 hConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted & j( Y* F& E, w/ H& X
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
" \7 c6 H. ]. u: HConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
' |2 s5 A8 A9 TConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
6 e9 S+ c6 V. F: k0 N% HConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 7 \7 [5 c8 _* r% h, n7 h; @$ M1 f
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
+ g( U$ s( z1 X- c0 f; AConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy * f& L* p3 q: ]1 _6 o% f: ?: ^
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
- l* c: ~* R7 MConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
6 e" d7 ~/ I- G, \Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
& D9 E: Z$ M; p% BConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
s5 X9 n# n9 aConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok o0 B# _) ^4 f( d( m( X/ q
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
' a0 \/ {& ^8 k) \" E/ NConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
9 ~5 V5 b* W1 C2 ^/ s$ {2 WConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
; W, i3 Q |% K: i1 \% |5 U8 vConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
$ `8 h* G, T4 f; z8 U3 p1 w0 XConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
/ O+ b* R( C: ]5 o3 g7 xConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 0 G$ x3 t: m( `
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
$ a; U, l/ s$ n) b5 KConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 6 Y! V6 l8 }: L3 K/ J
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew - T4 H$ `6 ?/ q4 h! G; H
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
. i3 O6 X+ d" w) g! HConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion * j+ B E7 n- U3 k: W0 c; G! a
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic $ G* d" h( e) c3 [
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny # ~5 b, p/ m9 V D2 n7 I) O5 F2 e' X
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ & }; [: ~, F e$ ? I
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit * I4 q& r0 I& f& y" q
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground . t' `% j* X7 d8 D! v
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit + @' N: m! o' H' B M
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 7 k) n- n5 i3 s+ o; a0 Y
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
8 |5 j* Z, }" B5 F& FConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ( @4 A2 j1 b5 A4 B2 {1 u
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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