毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
/ g6 G" x$ W; g$ b3 V% D  f+ ^Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
: c; l: E& D- ~) H" e2 k6 cPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
6 I$ ~8 \: A+ t* b0 mChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
, w+ _, y5 C/ @$ ]9 mPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
+ Z" X  D2 L$ D9 m- J$ W9 _Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
: d6 B6 Q! K3 f, L. G' H- Npeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
  n' m# L" e' ~9 t: P$ D  n, y. G# b毛：资本家还存在吗
1 J9 t: c. m. A3 J" C+ b( r" g( f; i我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
. j7 j) u, H6 Z: X2 u. K毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
9 A/ i9 U+ n# |3 r) f/ A我们：他们自己解体了
& k0 v1 F7 c  N; ]/ J# [+ G3 y6 {( ^毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
5 s" ]5 r# P4 U5 v我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
' Z7 c; [% M0 W* w/ {% D. N我们：闹到美国去了