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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
! G4 r7 W5 {7 E' G+ }5 Z* k N2 |Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
& j; }: {* l2 a/ c$ IPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
4 I+ S& I: ~; Q, [! W! B( [3 WChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?% }/ `- J4 l) Q3 H5 g& g' ~7 H: s
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!& ^! f9 x6 A' a" K7 ?
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?0 \ n' G' j k; `7 L6 g
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
0 J& X+ i" a4 Q& N; V( FChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
) |- w7 N- [! U" I& |People: They dissolved it themselves!
. @0 G) s7 ^* l3 w" x+ i. y" eChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?$ O/ Q* O7 ]# Z/ V; {
People: We’re the imperialism now?4 ]' P7 ?3 }' T* ~; W$ ?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
6 J! [- C# ~3 K' r- X1 Cpeople: It’s in America now!
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O+ t6 w- a9 a1 Y9 j毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗* j2 |, Z5 s! a+ m5 S9 U
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢# d1 Y! B: Q- G- F& D
毛：资本家还存在吗2 e! V: L2 j7 P4 { V
我们：生意都做到外国去了
# J7 r9 R, n+ ^; Z2 X毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
% Y; P$ {2 a' k& [我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了; z0 ~+ V# k) Q& e$ ~1 N0 I3 \
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗6 l# a$ b: i- q$ A5 P- B5 L6 i
我们：他们自己解体了
% h w3 n9 I, W7 j毛：帝国主义打倒了吗7 W. [1 A: m# J; _. y
我们：我们自己就是了! J# G8 k$ ], h: t' @! L g9 y
毛：那我的文革呐
, V) e' D! e% r# j0 ?我们：闹到美国去了 |
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