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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。/ G) r2 U, M1 }- k
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
& j& J, i. J7 ~8 k5 Y3 ePeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting! L1 F$ @$ \, Z' G
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
, X1 f8 T( i& [0 l3 qPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!6 I/ t! f& @: X
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?5 }0 c- s8 }- J+ j1 r( q
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!2 r$ d7 k! x0 N* i" C
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!; U6 \0 B6 M* I1 O0 P3 I- F
People: They dissolved it themselves!0 v5 L: {! B! s( Z ]9 g
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?+ F$ u* j/ x4 M- D* Q! B. n
People: We’re the imperialism now?7 z* Y. q+ W% ~2 O8 }, {
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?! ?, t3 H. \" G2 Q, y/ S
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
$ o- n. O7 H+ L' a; R毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
) o5 E5 p1 D* x% k" }( `8 s$ ?; [我们：都吃多了，减肥呢8 O+ Y; o0 @& U. A2 d; |% H6 D
毛：资本家还存在吗1 w5 [5 e, Q( L+ d
我们：生意都做到外国去了
; [. w, M H- _+ a8 z! W% j毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
% b/ ^, N7 u& d5 U& V我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了* m( h, G' C& b+ |
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗' o, [/ C* |3 Y' y
我们：他们自己解体了
. r7 @ j; u6 I! q2 z2 _毛：帝国主义打倒了吗2 o# {; K2 ?4 g
我们：我们自己就是了. U( P3 c8 {: T0 g) H8 u! v
毛：那我的文革呐4 u3 w+ O6 y& e) [0 Z! n# N% |
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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