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[时事热评] 毛主席问答英文版,

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$ z% w% _0 L% T5 ~3 q( m* h话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。; h# h- `. M% a% E* G& Q: n/ P
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?$ b3 n. k+ E( e; ?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!) |! o  v7 I0 b+ A
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?4 v6 @  Z! z; y8 B4 C; u" `
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
! n4 s# k5 K7 mChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
8 Q( W$ M6 }; q+ }People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!  D+ K/ d5 G3 V
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
, A, G7 ^( R$ v9 _3 h, oPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
4 ~/ L- K/ q, e( FChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
7 o" R+ i) b9 t4 U6 lPeople: We’re the imperialism now?% R7 `0 Y, d+ c+ }% C
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
/ ]; O* M9 R3 Zpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照  C& t, Y, n  }8 Q# k
毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
2 K& ^- R& X9 t- ]  u7 T6 e4 v我们:都吃多了,减肥呢1 v" L5 e+ z7 l8 @$ p' b3 y
毛:资本家还存在吗% G7 u1 C/ s; N, I5 h, G1 E
我们:生意都做到外国去了
$ ^+ `* s! C( L. l7 o5 d毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗
5 g* B$ F( B% [% i: C我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了) Z) m7 f/ t) E
毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗
0 G% Q" Q; ^  b. t; Z/ _0 a6 U我们:他们自己解体了- ^8 f$ X$ f! W  L# J# x+ v
毛:帝国主义打倒了吗
- W1 x6 ?/ F# A( [4 I9 W8 O/ ~我们:我们自己就是了
9 {  a" T; y2 O( u( \  [毛:那我的文革呐  o0 I. c# J2 [' M# K
我们:闹到美国去了
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