毛主席问答英文版，

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7 C/ P' v" ?2 ?6 @: b! q话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
5 \6 |; t2 _5 p  U3 ?' Z& WChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
3 \0 \; Y8 S$ e4 G: k% y; IPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
) O* n8 s& H' l8 h8 r$ vChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
. g" g( a7 _. @$ H0 EPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
- G2 P  m3 W- B$ w  @' o: yChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
9 Q" j, K- x' Y0 j+ cChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!

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# c5 X7 y/ y0 m& l0 m% ^毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
9 b5 G$ {6 ~5 @: f* W毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
+ D0 i* v  B/ M2 B# o) W' Y3 b$ x) {毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
7 K% G+ j$ N' w" V6 q# P/ [8 |+ c我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
* n# k6 r0 y* _: h0 `毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
; a0 i' _% B4 C. V: s2 h# s我们：我们自己就是了
7 }5 Z% {& U- U& t: |/ I. d毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了