毛主席问答英文版，

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6 w9 q( @( B9 ^$ P2 }3 P话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
2 a$ i4 D" z; i9 y) {+ ~) h7 Z1 e5 PChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
- X5 L8 q# O9 U5 `: B. X+ R" rPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
, D, U! N6 x1 Z% f2 K) z( sChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
  o$ |  W2 S# B+ NPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
  t' e( J; r& Z' VChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
; v$ Q, o1 S3 B! Y# R1 F( x( a2 BChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
" H1 M! o: ^: W0 ?5 n5 J' |6 P) Apeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
9 U% D& T. q" G0 F1 q* z2 z: A$ f毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
! l" N+ a# T& X: B4 A, }我们：生意都做到外国去了
$ F2 j; \: F& f5 W/ P# v毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
5 U5 K6 u; O" X; l/ I( N& t我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
# i. C# Z  T$ s) N2 s* P我们：我们自己就是了
3 j  P1 ~; @5 K; z0 L0 v毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了