毛主席问答英文版，

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$ z% w% _0 L% T5 ~3 q( m* h话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
! n4 s# k5 K7 mChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
8 Q( W$ M6 }; q+ }People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
, A, G7 ^( R$ v9 _3 h, oPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
4 ~/ L- K/ q, e( FChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
7 o" R+ i) b9 t4 U6 lPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
/ ]; O* M9 R3 Zpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
2 K& ^- R& X9 t- ]  u7 T6 e4 v我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
$ ^+ `* s! C( L. l7 o5 d毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
5 g* B$ F( B% [% i: C我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
0 G% Q" Q; ^  b. t; Z/ _0 a6 U我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
- W1 x6 ?/ F# A( [4 I9 W8 O/ ~我们：我们自己就是了
9 {  a" T; y2 O( u( \  [毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了