毛主席问答英文版，

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1 v" V% @$ g1 C9 y6 p, H, F9 O& g/ _话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
! k: D2 n, \' K# A8 d/ [% iPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
. R2 \$ `' S5 P8 q, y& GChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
; S! J( k& A+ \) WPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
2 e3 d+ s. _  D0 {$ \People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
2 P! S& C" Q5 Q$ r% j- _0 @- PPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
/ V; R% x% F* M# g% |" K1 D* bChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
) ]# I- h% r3 t8 DPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
/ H; u: Z4 p" m( wChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
6 {2 k9 r6 I- A; ]people: It’s in America now!
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5 |' o2 P/ F9 Z& z: y来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
9 F$ F8 d$ M+ S( i, f我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
4 p: r" [5 X# R" ^: D# t毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
, @1 o0 T) H% j' V, x4 ]6 L  e+ }我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
. O- G  W% c! }; v我们：闹到美国去了