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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 9 X! G$ o: E4 O2 k) b& j5 G/ H( Z
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ( `/ i5 @6 h$ b$ P) p
" G' B8 p# O& N3 x One should love animals. They are so tasty. % _* J. G# S5 l5 b* u* ^+ u
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ; G% ]0 V' v, q2 ~/ J
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
, c A8 ^. B8 e- Q 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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& ~: }8 h2 Y0 f; y- K Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" g% b$ P& a. ^ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
B0 ]7 ], C) Z1 O: B; }1 C! a, s 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8 j& ? H2 R% [6 p( [7 u 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. : G8 p3 ~0 K: q% v4 C
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9 Z. p" t1 y: V; D
: |2 L7 l: B; ^( O R) C9 F4 d Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
* K, H) m/ V" r# |1 r# O: Q) l 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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( B* A2 q# p! L2 c Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ! e% Y2 ~# u/ g: }3 o
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 9 G- z1 G5 X9 R' z6 K* M5 [0 j
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. " a; Q3 L4 s3 Z% U9 _
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
/ A% {: @- G% q" @$ X8 y "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( {" @2 F0 y% e; ~) }* |! L There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
- K3 q" h+ D( x 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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~" ]: {; D1 T3 G "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( ^4 m4 [# T+ f8 \, e' m! p. v( | 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ' p* q: D' ^8 h( [' j7 D: {
9 ]1 y& g# u# Z% Y. j "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ' R6 `# h, W3 ~& s6 ^. x* u( T* ]) U
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
. t) V/ q% O" w8 n+ M% z3 H$ u" S 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 + z: q ]( ?: c1 f. |' V4 V
q- S5 R( _( K; |. D* X8 k* g; ?; S When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ' Y K; Q2 T5 ]. F. `7 a. a
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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5 L4 s7 y- W) k6 K0 i* Z; N9 Y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. . S" L/ T# |3 l
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 7 {# @1 l3 h0 A3 a
8 a6 C, V' e% o: q. d5 _$ h; P The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 t6 {) Z% F' v) Z 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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