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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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+ q: V6 t" {+ R* M 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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8 t# ^. u$ D' o5 Z One should love animals. They are so tasty. , d- }; m2 T) k$ r7 r" `
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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0 } d& y; V" q6 G, _* U Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ' \& f& B; r9 _4 V" m2 |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. " l) i t* Z+ E" m: a" u
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 0 x, }4 h, c4 {9 w; W% u
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 7 Q/ Y2 R$ I5 j) k) z
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! V% A. V8 O( a0 S0 q+ C: M
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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/ @/ O- R) {! V$ W The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 o5 C" p. }* Q5 Z8 b) ^
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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* P1 K0 P+ ^0 [) c Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. $ a5 E, q+ X4 h2 [
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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* b) O+ D( ~. ^$ b8 s Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 D5 Q; [7 j- K& ] 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. & @; r9 ?. g2 X0 p* l% d* N
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 3 b o- ^ G6 ]6 Y
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, k, f4 d+ x/ u- E 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. * J \$ P ~1 m7 V# T+ q
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 4 E; u- w" s( z+ s4 S6 |$ {
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! ], P& B& c+ L. X" @0 R/ h 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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% C9 N! I% H# \ "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
7 d! F+ X6 |$ f6 c/ r 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 7 M; i8 Q7 H- o/ f/ N5 ]
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
0 K0 E" i- m# e; {& x m4 [ 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
: u7 {5 [( t G0 {. S. L 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 9 L# D2 k) ? V! Q. @
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
# ~; @0 _, v$ |; `' y 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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' ^& T; ?$ l4 a; R: _) q7 c9 } A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. : r3 [- f1 |; d' }
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 6 b6 N' ?! {7 o+ {2 C
" ~9 I/ I/ G) j2 ? The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
+ G/ m; ]' }* L$ Q 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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