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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. " u9 P! \* v* N+ Q) d
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. : n% D/ ^; e5 j {9 a4 A( Y+ V4 f* p
D$ O+ k0 s2 U6 v- e One should love animals. They are so tasty. + Q/ a+ o% f. N4 S
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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" E7 b( T; K% b9 j& H: N6 G* c+ ?$ n Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 Y" I- U3 J. S2 k9 {( A( m5 M G4 \ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ; d8 n) Z. k& f' ^3 B; I
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2 F D9 ~, F" i& ?- k 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" O# Y; A$ V7 a7 V: ~$ W 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 6 c* `- Q% x2 z) n
/ M3 s. _ l/ B The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. + d; H: i' X: O8 X3 D7 d
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 E0 B3 N P" h! U2 D- H) ^4 w- K 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 6 u) ?$ J, Y7 S, q; s% H5 y
1 I' V8 q2 J+ }- \/ r ~ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. . z/ p# {3 S" Z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. & A$ T1 G; o. j
/ e' Z" O2 |' Z3 d$ s Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. * H7 o5 t0 m7 S7 g
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 A1 M l- v$ g- w Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
K4 l& }' `( L; _" G4 T 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 _4 _/ q* y- h. h1 i7 @
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
* s8 Y+ }5 w6 K' I "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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" R, R8 {2 }: T% J' _ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. / b. [" ?0 h! p k; Y" D. E" ?
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " / C3 ^. T; `. ^- r5 L7 R
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. - O3 `; j% G! @' ~7 [% Y% i& G
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
& w. |$ M! y( S* g! y" W 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 6 S7 Z V% G3 ]3 {
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ t; X* D g8 j% a
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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7 [! Z' G- U2 p6 I4 P% y When two‘s company, three‘s the result! . _( k0 p+ f+ G0 N+ U
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! $ ~ |) @" G. F8 Y$ _
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. % I! k' J6 v+ k5 O6 U( h; Q
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. , m5 U v, p* @8 ?
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % U. d6 P/ R: J" j) j8 L
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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