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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. I4 }- L/ y& H" a& y/ p! `
! A$ [1 e! G1 V v E; w/ h One should love animals. They are so tasty.
" ~7 h/ y) @* [ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ) o1 t9 f2 K! Z2 h& w' _ j; M3 K
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" w& y1 m* z% ]: r9 l 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - W* b) g. f1 p0 A. ?& C$ d s
- |7 n/ b, H9 g) |( ^ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ' D; @- f) g) O, {7 j
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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% Q1 e" o6 x2 U: f$ _9 f# C Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
( b S) {$ r8 ~6 B6 R% W 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 U' ?% ?4 W5 { |+ F& z The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% P3 f5 N$ S. T- Q 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # [- n. y& b% m$ B; Z `& J A
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. " k7 f7 ]' L7 D( T9 W7 I' w
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). , X) l& F5 j" X
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. & o; Y( d+ e/ ^* i5 ], _
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. $ C0 v9 A# P4 u- v
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6 `5 Y* f* Z1 b, \; J4 Z 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 9 _! f0 a, r7 x7 | e8 F) B. E
9 O1 ~4 h2 Y6 E" D5 d. @, a- s, B( x "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. $ T4 o; @; F R- q0 U
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ; e5 v" j5 t E% l4 U6 G. g
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
0 t' R: Q7 ~3 L4 ^+ D0 K 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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! B8 g ^) ^8 f/ x( ` "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " / U9 x6 G4 z* n# ^) Z/ {) ^* I
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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( O& z2 L7 N- K& q( F Z, t. a "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 3 Z U/ y- ]: ~
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. / z% _7 M( j7 M* Y5 ~
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0 s/ C; o" s+ @. Z4 I( j God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . m; W- M" M/ e k' R2 J
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 . s- H% I% t$ a; j# l0 B: b0 @! C/ u
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! - v5 N# G* K4 c5 Q% `1 u
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2 X3 n3 ?; q+ j' T, I/ U1 r- q
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 N* I. f- X" w$ O+ s 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 5 [) W: F( n# ~' P1 Y
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
) t9 K( E- j! l2 K* `% y/ |8 A ^ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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