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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ! p9 q8 c/ C) b) N/ j5 A) s
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ! L1 G2 D- f, ?- W2 H3 j
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. $ o; y  _+ y  K2 ?. K
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 1 u8 c" _# F; H) f! H) Z
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 7 b3 T# f. }: w
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
, Y* d2 H  k7 c! {& {   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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$ c8 r2 s' F) B  _  O* m# j   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. $ L% N( j) z/ N
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. / H$ H; Y8 C/ W+ Z8 g+ \
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 ?# }% D6 b# i- Y) o& M1 m- Z   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. $ F& T' T. Y4 z2 i8 M) f
  
! v/ n; y( t- w! v, _   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 6 B" Y( G2 T; {) J1 t
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). / {1 c# N% U/ e3 |& x; Y
  
, y: J1 z" A- Z$ X   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' U( N& y! t) Q, g3 [  H2 v   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 1 S# B9 o. a$ R$ J2 ?
  
3 S3 C9 E- T/ R% ?/ s& V1 @' ^   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 9 u, V; u/ ]* _
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. $ i, w9 h# O# S. e
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
; _8 ^0 h6 b* Y* f' V% V   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. % M% p, {8 H% f0 q, b  |' V' N
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 2 ~. `" B6 p3 L4 `& R
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 1 d0 b) ]) U) _! b( `# J0 j6 l
  
0 F3 F3 ]# N) J   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 1 o) I# Z8 h) h2 a
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 6 p4 s' Y1 n# g
  
# k: u1 [8 }5 }5 E+ N  d& ^   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 3 x' R/ C6 M' @1 B
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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3 V6 T; |6 M2 R5 X# v& U   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 7 F) E) k  Y2 e  C6 _
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( ?( t+ G2 \; P   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 4 F/ |) W6 e4 ]3 ~, {5 \* k9 e
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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8 g7 N% E1 W$ a3 g# P* ^' Q7 s   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. + ?& o, T% h& [6 [2 X$ J
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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& J/ v. z1 B, F% P) P. g3 a. @9 |   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 4 Y  @4 |9 W. {
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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