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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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4 _: Z3 d3 I, n9 s, u- k% U/ J: a3 f3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?; b: R+ E- k S( h1 s: t! | n- L
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+ m; b. O! G3 |5 J5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?6 H/ Y$ \0 J9 {& X W
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
7 T$ |/ @; Q( f. y" M--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
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