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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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( o* Q7 R7 ?8 D0 j" |7 S3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?6 g. q6 S- Q: ?! ?' u5 C
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?" N2 l; M# b# Y( V7 u4 N" h8 `" [
---none
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?9 d, T1 C) A: `$ M% ^ D1 Y0 H
---The teacher is blind.
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( y8 x$ c, _- v+ [! Y6 w6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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8 k4 s& s! E/ l' o1 n1 X+ [9 z7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?& J/ Q( O! P; X- o6 G
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8, Which is correct:: H Y, s* H: T" d D( o' N+ P1 I( g$ h+ S
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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