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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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. n5 @3 _ m! H- P2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?1 ]+ e! s/ j. A. m
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}% L$ X1 W$ q: L0 Q u3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?6 C; x0 N4 K) M4 j* V! l# n) O
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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. S: Q% ^8 l. ~2 q1 m5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?4 Q9 w8 d7 b. Y" z
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
+ W$ r$ H/ t5 c4 B3 [ g--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?! C4 C- v$ Q1 U, j. g& Q& I
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8, Which is correct:0 ]6 \7 C* H* h: P. k( L7 Z
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
6 l, h, o- Q( s9 y( {0 w. [" x" f B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001. ?3 }% O+ U8 R! p, |0 x* l, x4 k
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