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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days? `+ V [4 o. w) T3 T
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2 d! I r, i2 e0 K, D6 E% T2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?5 F* }1 Z$ I+ X! `& ]# I
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. O* H- {8 A$ o3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?6 S' v& ]3 A1 V& [
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: s! g6 P+ E% [8 N4 V5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?0 w$ y+ Q+ ` J
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% {6 W* B7 R3 R1 ?6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?* S( \: ]2 Q0 t
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5 i, Q k0 @ C; b7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?. H. N" g( j- `7 g9 w; Z
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8, Which is correct:
) h6 W4 ?) i- B( G) y A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.$ u. Q2 x+ T2 X: Z" R8 b
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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