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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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* G& z# m4 N8 V* F5 I1 v/ \" t2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
4 w/ `( E. x4 Y5 f---incorrectly' y, j7 Z" ^( A, p% ~. C" w$ X- C# O
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?( m3 U8 Z2 P4 P, F8 F( h( Z
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$ A8 x0 e% ^' |/ d4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
6 Q8 J" K& k- V7 F# }# z/ N9 ?---none
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
1 P5 ~* \9 a9 C: l, K7 u$ m3 j---The teacher is blind.$ c& W9 Q" F, \5 Q+ P
& o& r4 S' e$ m" v6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?: c0 l" [' Z; C4 s9 j# A# E0 e
--- She is walking.
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- t k3 u$ \7 R2 E( c: O# n/ v7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?- e2 A/ J* Q$ J1 f& U
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1 l. W9 H% f2 d8 U3 P K8, Which is correct:
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B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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