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发表于 2004-11-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
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Where is all the knowledge we lost with information?1 s" n- u2 R3 T; M
- T.S. Elliot
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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
( D& l# R( w4 a+ ~: v- Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, 1981
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, A. Q! a  X8 _) J, C/ aThe real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.; E- ^: w! Q- a, T# U
- B. F. Skinner' P$ }& u; l; C& y5 I! p

& v- X% B8 Y5 D# f2 P" N: dThere are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
- _4 g* n5 q& }9 e- George Pompidou
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3 |1 y8 c7 `/ k, S& X% cTechnology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.: t8 L( q) `0 c( m: J* T
- Anonymous
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For years there has been a theory that millions of monkeys typing at random on millions of typewriters would reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. The Internet has proven this theory to be untrue.
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; k/ i5 G. {1 q2 h  n2 f$ DComputers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done., C) U/ A5 ~: f3 ^) t
- Andy Rooney* p. i6 z6 h- l! n9 r8 R

5 @/ s& j7 ]' |In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers.1 t& H! _* o& m5 z5 C6 Q
- Richard Power
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
" G* S! L' B% z* b- IBM Chairman Thomas Watson, 1943
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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
% j* j  K1 b; y0 M1 |- Scott Adams$ p; Y! K7 _. W4 {

; D. g. R& H$ V. f7 b( uIn a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.$ l5 u8 ^( b4 }; l+ q! R
- Anonymous- Q9 R6 H: Q4 X# M  `

; e( c1 Q& T- i3 B  e5 fIf computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee. That will do them in.  K3 L5 `% {+ h  o! F  l, v, O% }
- Bradley's Bromide
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+ A5 H: r3 }8 [/ wThe Internet is the Viagra of big business.
' Y9 D" Q3 `( x1 L. G( x1 H8 y- Jack Welch, Chairman and CEO, General Electric
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At some point...we must have faith in the intelligence of the end user./ t9 s3 t. c9 G& d( J% r# [  d
- Anonymous
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2 }0 m1 U+ R: g6 OThere are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.+ V* Z! W, V- a" d- j; b! T# k, p
- Jeremy S. Anderson4 f& \& p3 ?3 d5 j6 r

5 g+ [  H7 q3 u0 {9 ^' O5 ?One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man., w" L$ b, F% \" }, L% w
- Elbert Hubbard
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Any teacher that can be replaced by a computer, deserves to be.) E! e# o; G  y' h2 F7 L
- David Thornburg
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) K. [: u4 Q* G: h& \Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
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, D9 L/ ~" z: V% }1 gSave early, save often.
+ R! e  c% N2 B2 c: a$ C- Alwin Lee and everyone else who uses Microsoft Word
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Build early and build often.4 r( s0 j1 H! {" n
- Proprietary developer adage
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Release early and release often.& w0 G( o* l3 E. ~( L
- Open source developer adage
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We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.! K4 [7 e/ I6 o, ^  i
- Carl Sagan
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% s9 d! L$ z# x) W5 X$ @$ m% D) iIf you tried to read every document on the web, then for each day's effort you would be a year further behind in your goal.8 E- K; d/ T' ]
- Anonymous4 p: ^( m. A- k' A2 R) O( P

4 N+ N- v; A& s' ?+ N3 CThere might be new technology, but technological progress itself was nothing new - and over the years it had not destroyed jobs, but created them.
5 s3 D9 o' t; \2 q4 C- Margaret Thatcher$ B+ ]6 d4 x. r2 {2 s" b0 X
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The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.9 Q1 {! b- W4 E9 r9 @! P  s0 G
- Jerry Olson
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little.9 G" u( ^$ n' s% }. b
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3 F* v: U0 G- i( {Everything that can be invented has been invented.8 P: C' S8 R5 v3 h% z& C) G% |# _
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 18990 u% @6 L! s% F  ^6 S3 J

* V! T  q& t. i3 Z5 b0 x) nGARBAGE IN---GOSPEL OUT
; P/ I- i9 X3 j/ N- Fairchild Research and Development, 1969: e) M- o% Y3 ]/ }8 f

& x/ G) {4 |7 g1 w6 l0 \. k, L: DAny science or technology which is sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic.
* T" M, }0 n$ l* K. V5 e1 J; k) z- Arthur C. Clarke# I1 B* o1 B5 s
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Any technology that is distinguishable from magic is not sufficiently advanced.  u$ W% H+ d9 m) [
- Gregory Benford) n; E' z! e6 O6 n
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Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.7 K) K6 s+ Q2 _, i5 }' K' p
- Anonymous# l6 D$ e3 u7 P, m" B

% C! g2 _5 R2 m  H& mA year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.' K8 v+ M. O0 ?0 S% w) L: o2 z( G
- Alan J. Perlis$ v# p! Z6 }3 \

* J. D# H$ e2 L3 UI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
9 t- `6 E4 @* i% p: F6 e- Thomas Edison+ w4 ?' P3 k) v9 R% n) \

, j! l2 A; Z7 e6 F) \Get your feet off my desk, get out of here, you stink, and we're not going to buy your product.
  [% Z0 m) m* T# l2 r4 z2 q. L- Joe Keenan, President of Atari, in 1976 responding to Steve Jobs' offer to sell him rights to the new personal computer he and Steve Wozniak developed
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9 Z; v- X' N6 bThe Internet is a great way to get on the net.4 L: _: w6 E* n- i# x. E
- Senator Bob Dole
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* w; q( g& }/ h2 WComputers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons./ T9 V( A  P8 _% v
- Popular Mechanics, 1949$ g+ |( _+ Y, X& ^1 P
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From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
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Technology is like fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.
8 [! @' U2 h2 Q) `4 A+ h( G8 A$ }- Andrew Heller, IBM
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AOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive.2 v3 |9 M' ^7 j# ?+ N7 S3 b) R/ |
- Jan Horsfall, VP of marketing for Lycos  O. q' Z2 l/ b1 g: ]1 s7 g3 z

% F$ K3 T$ V4 j% U+ L# EHow could this be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?/ s9 a5 ~( f! {, J
- Al Gore on Y2K2 \' u9 u& R3 {- E
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The modern computer hovers between the obsolescent and the nonexistent.
/ g7 E! ]* C# ?- Sydney Brenner in 1927
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8 S* |) o; V- m8 xThe Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.( @! t6 m! s. Q" m  g. \. Q
- Linus Torvalds; R+ {! d; R; h( U! q7 G+ v$ y+ L

1 \) v5 b3 d# p0 A# j+ g" i* Z( f$ _To be a nemesis, you have to actively try to destroy something, don't you? Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.# x3 q1 ?& e( @8 h" Z$ K1 O6 X6 U  k  ^
- Linus Torvalds+ S- U2 o2 k3 q5 C/ ~% o

9 q( Q/ ^: q! lWindows is just DOS in drag.
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& {* }* m" K8 ]( P! zThere is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
5 o9 M7 o' |8 _9 l" K0 y+ ^- Ken Olson (President of Digital Equipment Corporation) at the Convention of the World Future Society in Boston in 1977
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.- u0 ^, e  N! [: E2 K: |, F
- Thomas Edison
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Edison was so cool, hehe!!!    My idol:D
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