q: What did the dust say to the rain? t' u) S* x( P- v% Z" O! b9 v2 T
a: If this keeps, my name will be mud.* {& y% g( e6 ]" F a7 T; \$ c! J
q: Why did the weatherman bring soap to work?3 b7 J& @% h4 Z! G7 U. |2 n4 a& H
a: He thought there would be showers.