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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 3 m9 e8 d, O7 p( S
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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8 i4 f/ t. ?; H' M2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 8 Y/ y* _* t9 w
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. + e0 W& m G% Z1 G
8 t4 T1 N& y: p5 d6 L 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. * e' j" P4 b$ H$ j( z
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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1 u: \& R' \4 t6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 d2 {$ A. B4 z+ Y
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ' S0 p$ M0 ?( e6 z
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ' `+ l, a& n( { F1 g7 [. P
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 8 [: T+ F7 O" Z: e
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty. 9 l0 ^- L7 E1 z+ V( k
0 z# X K- E* n; i& l: f 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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