新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

: w0 e* }( A  b% j2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

, I, l1 f. l3 @7 A' R: c　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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/ W# ^  `; J* N1 E2 _4 A( Q/ q' g9 z5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

( E' c% X3 q$ c. V. W　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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  S1 I' g7 P4 i% j# C6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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+ @+ W) [3 V) u6 I8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

0 e; [0 ~7 @( n( i, A9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?