新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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) i6 f- B7 n# T+ T2 j8 H5 D2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

1 B. z5 J; ?! e8 U* q　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

: e$ n( ~9 ]; e# U9 G7 V3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

2 ]9 u0 P  B; G　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

$ M2 Y  d2 F* z) [7 e4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& V  @9 I( S4 T# n6 t. D2 {5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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+ M0 M8 A& J6 X& \& w　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

7 T* K% c8 K9 q9 P# k& N6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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0 S; n, B" ^7 _) B3 H　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

% q2 N$ I1 M: K; {3 x* z8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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% A* f/ v) F$ l/ H8 u, l4 h9 W　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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* D! O* O' C8 ~, ^9 x# P! M, E6 v6 X9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?