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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 7 J) F, I4 [7 }1 x4 W
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. + p, A" J( O8 M: f3 p' }
; W' f( }0 l. E' w3 `+ i" ] 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & o0 b/ Z1 b. K
/ X- C) W) R7 g/ g6 {3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 E0 k2 s( ~5 t
$ ~% f9 y0 T; {9 F) K- a 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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5 H6 F- d' \/ r: `3 C4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. / t# j( s/ I9 o1 B0 o
0 e7 \1 t; X' P$ y# l 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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5 `& O1 R7 R/ `9 L1 B; g X 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ) i% R; R6 M, _8 K- o- l- z
! R2 a2 ~. A; u6 E% K; T 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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) u( K9 `! S, v0 Y9 m) R! }9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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