新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

9 }) r8 I7 @5 o7 O2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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5 P6 K/ z: Z. m! G3 i0 i　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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- T3 Z0 x( s; A5 h9 }8 h7 K1 Y4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5 e/ \- R: ?! H7 l5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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/ G; P; ?, a3 i　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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" i7 S( t4 @1 R, R  A* y6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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8 B- Q  I8 p' F$ o5 m　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7 H9 \7 e% D! t) S: J- \3 y7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

/ Z( D, `# W" }# P( n6 ^0 o　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?