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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. " E" M: p5 o; A. @9 ^
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. * v8 M, P9 p" k L. Z ?
2 N6 r0 R+ N/ o2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. * ~5 g9 U$ r' ]% B
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3 i9 w1 l. z; _7 I# A4 n3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 }) g+ N3 \' E
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: l+ P+ g z- j4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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2 g- j" U$ S1 y4 R; S9 o 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3 A) F! ]% V! m" w2 U6 a! o6 j% \0 i 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. : Y* L2 p5 `$ B# U, y3 Y$ u2 f" x
7 |4 D( q b; i# ?. i( g! m7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / F. k3 }1 J+ W. ~1 x, I/ `
% c% O* U6 U$ [8 X- h) \9 j/ a4 t! Y3 b 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ' o0 t/ k0 b; z8 j, P" {2 x
& u/ ?# W }6 y2 i. @3 J8 l8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. . Z7 [: C S7 M
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' q# V. O5 F9 j5 X- K0 }2 f9 G) I
, ^1 P' L; p. @ B) z9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. m1 f; D7 k& e9 W. [9 y
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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