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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
/ O+ k: d1 U$ t7 P 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 3 _" Q# _% x: S6 f o5 i6 ^
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 0 m# j: C7 l9 e
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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0 N7 T8 L* c3 K5 K2 k" v6 Z 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. . X4 S9 I. l6 W/ R& N$ _/ i, Z
: `% P3 {1 q9 O* N8 F. H" z5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 7 Y; H! K0 h7 i- n' N
( n( B& d- b! s( N8 T- B# b 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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+ U0 ~ q& T ]8 V; h! \2 B! R# m 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. & d, i# z3 F" f3 V
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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% q. M: L0 e3 t% H4 e, c0 i 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 2 l. W$ q- e+ u2 S' P: p
; K ^: y) s3 n! Z w3 j8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. , W& b1 ^3 \' H/ Y- K& v: a" u) c' l
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& W# f. |' U+ P- j; n7 x4 W2 e9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. / N3 y- }* m' a( K: Z2 v
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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