新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

* P, y$ Z" X, n) R3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

0 f+ Y+ |$ R% o& F　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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( e6 g- ?* |' m　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

8 r2 Q+ g- f7 G1 A* ^1 J& Q　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7 P; ^5 F4 ~8 e. S7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

9 a9 |7 ]/ K2 N$ R' c6 L  u+ P　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?