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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. * W" Z* f2 Y6 B: u$ B. X: X
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ! g T" o; z& E) d: p
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ p+ r6 O& K8 v* w8 p3 b
7 @% g5 b/ _9 P4 l8 ~3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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& `. }) O/ w9 U 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. . M3 a& m" r* J5 n/ D1 J
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. * m1 N( ]: w# T+ b: v$ ^
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & R- O/ a+ l" T! d8 |/ N/ Q5 {
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 3 R( D; ?* D$ G. ^
* \9 N W1 @9 t) a6 J5 Y# r7 m1 H6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. # m" Z0 n2 J+ j: K
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 6 f R) {/ r! H6 _7 J
" K- `# h, E; A6 m7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 3 R- s( G- }, }
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$ w0 h0 q5 X0 x1 k9 Z& d+ `* d8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. . z; U8 N' D% |& m, f
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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4 g& F. m( n" I0 X( W K9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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& @3 Z4 L+ r: P2 w/ F% b 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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