新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

  W- B. U7 M5 A9 o1 J( `: o- b2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

) o- ]; ]; {) I, K# Z　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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# B+ T* c0 [- u5 a3 t2 p/ D' P1 |/ K3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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0 d3 b: g; t  V  q  J　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

; M7 D8 K0 {( g2 ~8 M* _7 i# v5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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0 f. z" L, [3 }* Z8 N　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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! q0 q; ]! `' J7 T: [8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

- r/ u3 p1 a0 ]5 e7 X5 v+ u　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& G$ I; @6 `0 M  O9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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9 @) Y6 }% d+ _" g　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?