新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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+ \. A% N$ _$ h2 P6 O2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

$ G( z6 b% Y; W% v' b  Q4 {　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' n3 g$ \; c+ }% v. T  B3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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7 }! Y" l* s  l　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

, \& w+ W3 h0 P& ^4 c5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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8 I6 I( c- Q3 N1 f4 O　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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! J' a: Q4 G1 C2 _3 P7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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, p% [( _4 L0 m　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?