Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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0 I, f2 [0 U) jThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
" m* u3 j4 O. e5 X" h6 ?6 Tcommented, "I don't think that's going to help."

3 D( `2 l7 U2 t) N1 d"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！