 鲜花( 27)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA# X) t, q5 b/ M; { D
% f; q- e) t2 B% W1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
8 v) A' ~* M" E2 k D; \2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
% [% j8 ]/ q& ]) ?0 p3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
. o3 N6 w. w1 A* X# d4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
, b4 n7 S+ L! d% B- `5. Weed
2 q! m* N0 a2 t: y: g0 s' r
: X* t M: b" ]% z4 Z( bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
9 w4 i7 |5 t) _, N! j. h8 X( v
# \: Q( X8 e4 j, y1. Big rock between you and B.C. $ d. c9 z) t8 D. ^" b& u2 U
2. Ottawa who?
- `% I& _! U4 e3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
7 B- ], p9 `7 B- g3 ~4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. " H4 K; P1 H) H& _4 E, n4 q/ C' d
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. # B( L* Z4 P6 l* D6 S
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
$ F/ E0 C7 p/ j* q: Q+ R5 A! H- J" d/ r. Z9 m M
( b" U: ? ~1 O$ E' }! ]
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
/ @8 I: g: }8 E! f: n' l, ^6 s. ~( {# _8 l. @7 X
1. You never run out of wheat. 4 i4 d: m4 F* f, I$ I) a
2. Your province is really easy to draw. / w: n' u& z6 `3 ?6 w! h8 @ n/ D0 N
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
0 O& q- ]9 P) ^. Y9 K( E+ h4 D0 @4. People will assume you live on a farm.
* \5 }" h" P9 F& @2 m7 h, I) }/ E$ e& \2 d
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA / q2 e* K1 _, J; b
0 K' ]2 F$ W$ P% _& S4 U/ R, d1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 2 L9 R2 J; X2 L" h. z! x y
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
& M' r6 l5 j0 g: E6 m3 Z3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
. [7 K4 G% Y( D4 J, J ]' m4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 6 t r, B& Y8 F) V
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. & g2 P0 U! k. i& F6 G0 O1 c
- S" d5 J% g0 C$ A* A" n# l
4 j6 s" i( v5 l0 OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
$ y( F* i A# B$ h% G: p) G/ T6 T/ W* P5 e. D. U
1. You live in the centre of the universe. ) N3 G8 z3 T( }
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ' v- O6 N6 i: G7 P9 W: k3 s
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
, d0 F8 `6 ^! W6 R @0 T8 J4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 3 Z7 U# H S) p( t/ V1 h
9 ^6 J2 T4 [$ V
- e. H8 v" ?; HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 1 q* r1 B% h$ Z) U# C, R* }$ ^
+ K8 Y1 O+ }# G4 q, @" @7 s8 a1. Racism is socially acceptable
l! K* Y' r b: X6 x2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
& K+ E% u) C# Q. }0 o5 U7 Q3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 5 l T, u! h: Q5 c
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo ** |; r! U( R: i; C0 Q. U7 ]3 [* g& t
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
/ \* V) W- b7 L7 }5 n
- P3 M( {1 S3 J( i0 F& N. h' hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
% L4 E$ D* w8 z, r0 G/ w$ X7 z) t. s6 w! v
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. " `" a# A& S, K1 i! `3 A
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. * {: P5 z$ k( ^) V# C* k i: c
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
3 H9 N: ]( O# Z# S1 H4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
1 w$ g! C* d" t
0 x( z. c5 k% S2 `0 @8 O6 U6 y
y, ^5 A3 ?1 @- nTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
+ r$ M1 c! L, {7 H9 m7 z6 V- ]% s1 [7 p* |
; Y; X% B5 y! j/ S4 w
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ( m( \9 s! a- J# S4 k+ {
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 1 d4 l4 s* W( n, o" w0 g; a/ n
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
6 X. }# G# ?6 W4 \% e) _/ K0 v; Z$ g7 \
; P* A3 i% t s0 K+ [TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
0 }' `: P% `, @! o3 b# E( E
& @$ A& b3 z: t' S1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
; m5 V: ]% F( X4 T2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
0 Q3 d! M2 Z8 I; Q7 U, ]3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
7 p d3 y; Q0 \% s4 j0 D; O4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." ' T" n0 }% m7 T! b9 D
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6 }$ @" Z, t. q8 u6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
U; O0 }# V2 O/ ^! ]# @
( ^, x1 }: ]/ o7 j; G9 y3 B' o4 X O' u. v
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 4 l ~1 h9 ~# e. T# c8 s
5 @7 U( L; h" p: L' o% d1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. & M) l Q3 F# B% ]" k
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. / B& g& G0 D8 p. o$ r6 V
3. The workday is about two hours long.
! X: s* e2 N3 {* j+ V) U3 ?4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
|