 鲜花( 27)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA: C) ]$ w5 a* x" i. T
: q2 b: G0 }# [7 P1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ! m" u) j* f+ c" @: X
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 1 l: Y- I" ?/ [% c; U
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. : G9 a* h4 q$ ?: [9 u
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ) ^1 o: {( r8 Q( l
5. Weed ( e% I* C* W! d, ^% U7 Q
6 T3 ^ K% H0 N: [: k6 |; v ATOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 0 B0 U2 K* G( u7 E% q+ V6 g; @
( {( [+ z s0 }6 h; F! l$ B
1. Big rock between you and B.C. $ {" O: r: ?0 b5 O7 s
2. Ottawa who?
+ P/ X+ y; L& Q7 O0 H3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 1 b3 Z4 h; h' L& N8 [# B u1 c
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. . N3 u0 t! b4 Q4 G" ]& G
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
4 A& Y4 i; ^$ y# a4 h6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 0 K! y# @8 a. b: \9 \2 p7 s1 ]
* F! t0 H7 ^2 ~. S
2 e9 [5 L* ]& n( \' ]9 ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
( P8 V8 H) y9 _% L$ |: D) c
! @0 Y; U) Y- E6 }4 U: v- M1. You never run out of wheat.
' p# g& q' ]+ G/ D: P: C4 k+ v2. Your province is really easy to draw.
9 A5 \2 Y6 a% W6 i4 Z. f3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
( p6 W( u2 S0 b! Y4. People will assume you live on a farm. 1 A( |* D1 S4 L- Q+ E* t3 p
' `) q& Q% p: j8 |; o) f
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA - A7 o! f# p3 m: h
3 Q4 {: R& o/ ]( G
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. * U7 J, F0 h4 ?: A
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
2 e7 f: _8 u' Z8 r3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. . }! Z( K% G1 l$ u8 f
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. ) m; a, p5 I0 B
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
. e7 h9 D: ^, t/ i" t; m5 U7 E- a. }) `, H8 ]7 G, ~5 f
) ?- k# Y$ U1 h% F9 o1 JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO k5 f0 V! j- w
$ v6 e/ @: c8 O ]7 s
1. You live in the centre of the universe.
# s. I1 C: l M+ b8 m( P5 @; p2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
* U3 W3 N' g0 p; I3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
6 ~/ {6 w& E2 P; X4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
5 E7 R5 W: H/ u! M X4 \: G, [ m! ?1 i8 Y9 C
& ~# i) | m# Z/ jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 3 ?7 g2 Q3 H8 M: I
" P- }) K8 q/ U% b1. Racism is socially acceptable % A8 h! w5 I ~# D( Z
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
* C; ^2 c% [2 v# Y. A9 ?3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. * x- {. ]( x x5 c7 d
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *7 i( o: q* G0 K1 W7 q9 W
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
8 |- f+ q6 N8 U& z* h8 J$ V% l1 R3 J9 m* C+ t
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK + f: V8 l3 q$ G- A% l$ B. d
. k5 C# I+ ]! h- A6 R
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 6 ?* d6 |- h" V7 V% y" X
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
; I8 W. Y5 ^1 V4 r( t# {6 ?& {3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 8 I3 F9 P; I/ o/ d+ ?
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ) \ _2 J. h5 k
3 T3 |* ~/ W5 u/ h# [8 B8 J* c) q
. p) J5 h( A8 C! Q
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 6 D7 c/ s6 v' J( \
1 g( }1 ]' B7 o8 Z/ x$ z& x5 B& S/ Q' G
% j: t: {2 x5 i, o' R$ I
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. , t, C* D# C, U
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. , @* h [' ~6 ?# B- J: N- ]
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
; \$ [0 \ U& q
1 \/ i* e* i% X9 h% r! J) j. n, U, y" r$ j( m" d% G
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 2 }8 h* v7 r0 c% x2 X
7 T5 l; }% k3 B; J3 n3 {1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 9 A5 [0 `' q$ |
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. : P5 c; C; y) T, z8 \) q
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
8 s8 l0 x) t7 G4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
# p, @% [$ W$ ~6 G4 ]5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. ' L, Q# N. }9 N" D, l+ }2 G9 B
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. - Y: P; z) h) ]* Y. m* _
1 [7 H: G b2 ?) O. {8 v
1 m+ u: u; u5 F% o, n& ]- N8 u
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND / o9 f% Z. p4 p, p# i$ \
0 r4 Q' k: t$ E v2 Y( U1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. ! R8 @. ~" I4 ?0 e Z
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. ) C. Q8 ^( }6 j- ^1 d
3. The workday is about two hours long.
! b3 t3 ^7 F2 Z2 x4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
|