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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA u/ {$ L3 V. o( K# j6 O
1 @4 J& O. s% p5 S6 E1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
. Z/ k3 w; }8 h5 t2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 8 E8 U6 ~( J# q2 b& \" V H& Y8 w
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. - V! o0 v7 B2 \4 M( I
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ' l7 u5 ^3 _/ b; S% e
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 0 N5 j, U' E: Y7 U* ~
$ Z, S/ m/ |: |2 M/ d! [1. Big rock between you and B.C. : X1 H3 G! L( v+ [
2. Ottawa who?
) E B G$ a4 U6 }" a4 y3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. * H }8 }% r& e3 Y9 V+ Q
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
) |4 `9 g2 M0 k( P5 G' [. {5 b5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
: [+ I& k: n* M6 {6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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i! F0 t7 @, X4 o- RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. " u/ K6 u4 u8 J
2. Your province is really easy to draw. : ]2 W' F3 a5 M; f. }2 w
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
3 x2 [6 U- U; U8 N% u. B! m4. People will assume you live on a farm. % e9 S' x: }2 N2 r2 ]' P: M
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ) ]3 Z9 l a) T: u3 v1 }% I
h6 E- l$ C0 ]$ D$ T3 i/ }4 b( d) h1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
4 t6 o4 u9 u( c& R! n7 s2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 0 }) z# ]. K) w* Y& s0 ?. M
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
S' q# C" z5 G. Y9 _3 Y4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
) M; i& |: _& a# O& R0 o) P% W5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2 ] `4 K, T) X% r3 H2 ^$ N: ?2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. $ o) Y* ]- s2 W, @* q4 T. A
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
' V$ D0 W- o4 s+ \1 {4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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! U' A9 e: k0 b; _4 g$ W& Q% e3 N" sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 2 q4 n6 V2 j6 c5 G, T1 U: f
3 i7 R4 _6 m' [" _8 o2 |' d. `1. Racism is socially acceptable " G/ V) Y. g# \4 o4 ^0 o
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. % Y2 B- T. o) n
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. C4 I6 g+ m9 n, f$ W7 o! \
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *. a2 E, n- {( A2 p9 s: k# S
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK . c( q6 l# `; r
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+ X3 F4 r3 {" n- s9 u$ H1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 9 V8 H# y2 t7 Y8 e$ |( z
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. ( E1 ^4 I, q" X. [8 o0 l! y
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
0 ^" @( m1 ]; \1 m+ ]# m. H4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. + ?2 o. [; D5 J) U. p+ |
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA . u3 A0 X1 i( ?5 Y$ ~3 r- c
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ; J* W! s+ y9 ?
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
/ D% I0 d& u) O- d3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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2 O' v' e# W$ o: `# z& e0 t) n: FTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1 X1 t2 `- y" R2 l, m1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 9 l. l: D3 C$ p* H( }# f8 C
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. $ ?' B" [; `' e, n. Q6 Y
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
; r% K, H& c7 b! e4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 7 y0 [/ v$ n9 O
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
$ [& N- A# n9 N' ^6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 8 G% J M& E" N/ E& A0 Q
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: C) J4 T6 }8 OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 8 U$ e! H& B5 ^7 R" d. ~* L, O, _
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. # y7 m9 p# j& P+ F; U
3. The workday is about two hours long. ' D4 q5 b+ o: D8 Y5 Z7 [7 r* O
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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