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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.4 X. ~4 ?$ T4 O; E
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人. ^) ^: e, ]" B' Y$ S$ n
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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- m% }: ?6 A* `8 R6 yA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,8 E2 Y$ U3 {! J k" c1 a
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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& c n/ `* u) U- mShe doesn't care what you think.
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40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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: e* D1 A( [# ^# w; n: U% P, Vshe doesn't sit around whining about it.* d( V2 B% p7 b0 l, z" D* d3 j
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.$ u/ Z9 r8 P2 T( V. n
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
0 H9 r2 p* a( X5 l2 u40歲以上的女人穩重自持1 Z- V6 K* K- S( ]' n8 Z
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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7 ^6 ~: y0 [0 I4 u1 UOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
, Z$ [1 r9 a6 A. w) n當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地3 k3 x* w; h, M' D3 r# @& f2 h" s
5 C! Z: N& U; Y4 q; uIf they think they can get away with it.8 f4 Z! }* F9 O9 _! y' d
一槍把你給斃了。& J5 R$ A5 K z4 p" i; b+ ]& U4 k
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
( [$ o% g: g+ F7 I熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸), [5 m+ Z m4 b3 K) l
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
- o1 v# h, E1 `! j因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.7 ]7 U3 r2 g Y/ `& M
女人越老越通靈( Y0 P# t/ Q, O0 A
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40." k" Z! B4 d: ~4 m: H4 }
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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9 C( Q% \! }$ K5 c8 @; ?# jOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,0 `; e; _* s, B0 \1 U7 H( H
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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( k# y: o) I) XOlder women are forthright and honest.7 N }8 u: a, _' d7 a9 j
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
: I5 t6 t p) w如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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/ O, J# Z) i4 {You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
7 }2 o$ v* I; y3 w你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.7 ]( W3 K4 b( x& t+ l: u: p
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.) h. n2 G% j7 m+ m+ |4 V1 x
40歲以上的男人呢?
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0 B& V4 ?2 C: UFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,( [; F. d$ X. r
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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6 L2 L6 W& y, }& q7 Athere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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[1 Z# f3 i! w& gmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.' B1 p4 K* W# f: _/ D
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
2 q5 Q% g) M0 X0 j5 y( H女士們,請容許我在這兒
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, d0 Y% b) W4 iFor all those men who say,
0 {4 _. J4 R" i+ g- V2 I幫妳們說句公道話:, |" ^) R/ Y- E7 _
7 x: L% ^2 g! a"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?- c. E2 {9 n: |
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人! _* A% N* n7 e Y2 Q2 N
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here's an update for you.* I# Q. L M# g) W6 `' A+ S
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了+ w2 m0 w; c- W# O
6 k @* U0 }9 `+ \9 [Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
4 i; d% X* a N. h) @今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. P4 b ]& V2 W; y1 I
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Why?
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5 |, d1 N% s0 M) ]: C& D% c2 ZBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
1 @; G) S* H" t因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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