 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
. g+ x( O/ Y' s3 r* |3 i# W7 T* V' y& D( u- v1 h ?, w/ ~* o
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
& T: J- F* A$ S: V+ y( ]6 @隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
: r3 m* d+ }, A1 Q% ^
( C# v7 b1 l4 P. n* ^0 mHere are just a few reasons why:
; z6 ]- }- A- r* B( _為什麼呢?
+ Q( c" L8 ^3 n: H
- A h5 R2 J2 MA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
; L; I I9 v- |; x j40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
" d7 v2 W" A) S0 P+ G y9 F5 P& P$ ~0 B
"What are you thinking?
1 ? R3 d( G6 e5 f5 f+ |, ] P你在想什麼?4 Q, L; z. ]/ `0 B5 g
; q: a! q( A* L: V# u* C+ v7 i
She doesn't care what you think.
( F6 x# @0 z4 _( \3 _/ R* G, I她才不在乎你在想什麼。6 ~8 C" C! S, T# x9 x" J( W
8 B8 x% u/ m! H6 ^If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,5 M! E1 R. K+ J& T6 s# w
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
7 @* V4 l2 `9 d" T+ p% Q
& E. N) R. o2 u- I! sshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
/ V4 k: u4 x; c. W她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西! d: ^. ~. r* b1 Y. P2 r$ w
2 x: C' f1 U: i/ H: F
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.6 b& X! H% p; y- R
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情5 @/ p$ p1 h* t, a) b. y
4 a% @( l6 o% l& L/ T
Women over 40 are dignified.
- x- t5 ]& W" @& j$ C& u* d5 c1 ?40歲以上的女人穩重自持! L* G9 V. D# D- c+ H
6 T, E' p. J3 E @4 O& w+ E1 K
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera! r0 E; z. d! b: q( x4 g' w
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡4 y/ L2 H6 Y6 ~" i3 U: r* M7 f
* Q2 |5 c8 v9 x) H* |& Uor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.% M7 o8 u& T, z: k3 K1 V
跟你大呼小叫. b; B; f3 J& d! o |
- U2 K: F- i' [, ^! ~" n7 z
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you& K6 k* j! O2 z: e7 D
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
8 s9 v* h: h( O+ Z. n* K) N$ l
2 l4 G& @: |2 }1 r4 jIf they think they can get away with it.! s' m# s. ?8 J& V3 ~# v, [; v# U, A
一槍把你給斃了。2 \2 @% @# j( h7 Y* P" k" H% ^
" V+ r b+ `4 E
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
" b! v1 w8 u5 l2 y# h熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)# R: s# \4 H; H, e
& W' T; y& K$ W, G
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
1 _' @& |0 N8 j! u# M4 i# k因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
* P4 z# {& e+ k$ B4 d }; {7 N. C9 V3 D2 ?4 ~. o" x
Women get psychic as they age. w7 P6 J5 _) _3 f2 Z
女人越老越通靈
# r: \0 F1 Y: q# U0 I- ]" B* | }; f2 r6 \" k' t; c1 g
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
5 L6 V) `3 Z& t. x1 J0 A N你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔% M, L/ C; N% }
$ L, H: D4 C6 m1 n: v2 x4 D
Once you get past a wrinkle or two,1 g8 T& r" h( J: y
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見% A& g+ \0 X: U8 s! Y; ?' N6 c" ~
" e$ T# O1 X, H: v; q3 F, Ea woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. i+ l) Z$ q( ?& m/ g
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
' o$ J0 H% U9 i' s4 m1 g" z' r2 ^4 p' `0 I3 e% f
Older women are forthright and honest.# H6 F2 f' M3 v( p7 R1 g4 Q
熟女直接又誠實: k: T8 F! Q6 G6 U0 G: _- l- U. V
9 l: W: S1 z/ G4 Q
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
- G7 V0 J2 O2 b1 P& @" B8 V# B如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
) h+ V2 L( D' g
# Z2 o! y% T" @4 {& iYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
, L' r) F# m0 i( a6 w s你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意8 }& {% [9 b- n- S4 p1 q' l
4 m- l+ p6 m2 e/ p n: b
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.+ t+ T* C6 B5 t6 T2 j) ?
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
: u7 C/ q) k/ G5 Y# c/ b; c+ u
) ^+ L' p: M/ H% EUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
+ e( \; _7 b0 I b40歲以上的男人呢?
3 C2 Y( m4 j5 t, O, W
- s5 \: o- q& X& D2 Z6 BFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
: @ H9 Y- q* Y) L0 {相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
' \2 Y* |0 s. |! q) Q1 f4 }% j% ?
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants3 I d! {1 c, z. B) }9 M
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
; u b+ N' C" |& Z
3 E l& z5 d$ X3 \& f3 wmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.! N: b* L2 s3 h# J
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情+ x* V" v/ u. d5 m
- `, j r7 u3 v! q6 ?7 t
Ladies, I apologize.
1 K$ }5 d# v- l1 {( Z女士們，請容許我在這兒
9 O- u! z3 u" O
3 T7 |! J1 @+ t% [. \4 H. N( FFor all those men who say,
/ ^6 X1 d5 \3 l7 _- B幫妳們說句公道話:1 T3 P/ l1 b9 j" y6 B" D! P0 J
. {' J ]+ @; w% }6 N8 m0 n
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?; r6 B/ C$ y, U
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
* G4 v/ }6 O' Q/ y5 ^0 Z& A; v9 X
% i% C& c% {. w/ x' n/ B- c0 ghere's an update for you.
; Y, ^2 f) K1 I8 z# }, ^實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
! ^, C' j: G7 w" d. j) B/ t! o
% b" X- l# b& Z4 u: QNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
- D* t) D- l5 p7 i2 o5 [今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
- b! x) T; i/ K: c+ p) T9 A
' z% O# ]& ?( D; @- ]Why?
# O, F ]9 ]- r5 Y% Q為什麼呢 ?
% l$ ~1 B7 _' A1 d2 p# Y7 E9 G4 ~4 t2 b* r! l4 }$ _
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
5 b1 G7 n& {. ?! l8 W2 p9 G因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
