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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all." N& R) U7 x: c8 ?
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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2 {% o, G* u( X5 u* qHere are just a few reasons why:. \% d0 w- E5 M8 I* d# r+ Y* h* M
為什麼呢?9 c. s: ~2 G$ d3 X5 \+ \2 ~( p
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
' g0 ?6 @" v0 Z, e5 _8 ]40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.- ?7 p' E, P0 a6 l' z5 t
她才不在乎你在想什麼。6 x! T- n. J/ i( q( J
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
! \# i1 n* y9 p x& `; b40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽7 D" x* u/ G( d+ ]8 t% p
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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2 v: p$ F* Y- W' \6 \1 cShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
- H* D4 J* m. O L3 `5 f她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.4 @0 C* Y c. F# c
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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) ~( ]' T# g. e8 d9 l% n; IThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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0 V- l$ k' k# T2 |6 zOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you' z9 a- R$ ?$ U0 Y- x
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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4 |, V" F) e9 \% t0 KIf they think they can get away with it.' P# P% R3 @0 j
一槍把你給斃了。* Z* j0 S" I% M
9 u/ n5 M* U4 N5 D+ U% T; QOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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8 u: Y/ f+ v' dWomen get psychic as they age.
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6 f5 k" J, w% d! E! B9 EYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.* ~$ g1 _( c- z- t4 f6 D
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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' R3 s+ m. D" h( t L+ y) kOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.9 r, e, K. l8 ?9 W& M6 m
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
% b: t. O9 D3 x. a* o如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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8 `: S* ^8 N3 y+ Q# A3 [# d5 _You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her., e l, j; @# R* s: v/ w& z
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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1 G+ M/ S& L8 P" Y0 l+ F4 K& cYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
+ W9 e5 D% I5 `2 P40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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2 w7 i5 e; R: e+ g/ b/ t$ l1 IUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.# a: n! M$ V( e0 v1 b0 n7 M
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
! m1 T* r8 }9 {4 s5 ]6 V! f$ k相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants" B( N5 w# V$ {; O
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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7 ?, E$ ]' \7 C3 J0 c% i. m' [making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
/ o/ v$ A w2 `) U厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
e( G8 {$ S; j/ t女士們，請容許我在這兒
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* Q2 ]' B: }" I) CFor all those men who say,# ^% x0 ^2 l$ Z# {8 ?
幫妳們說句公道話:1 A8 Z! [1 x% m8 [( H+ U
2 x" I) X0 m0 F( E2 p1 g"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?2 S+ s5 F& S- P: R- [3 I7 k3 {
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人, K4 `$ B% L, J* t
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here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.% W: O6 N9 N# [3 {8 p6 V! D
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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9 H' t. h, m. N z: `7 fWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
/ \0 J- A; z+ D6 t+ o因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
