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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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! t- ` Q: T. tAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
, |* x4 T& Y3 ]2 x$ `隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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8 d, p' x2 K0 k8 mHere are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,. I: e. o# c, m) p. E0 s. ~
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:4 A' p' w P2 Y! `' X
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"What are you thinking?
V( a! V- H# m5 `* |你在想什麼?
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) Y q) R1 m( I0 F7 vShe doesn't care what you think.
6 W! F6 R) Y5 s她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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( a: x+ d' F @& d' C8 G( QIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,+ ?) ?' P a7 z" K7 _
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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6 O }2 V" I. m4 y2 qshe doesn't sit around whining about it." O0 y9 F; m$ d$ U
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西1 O' d# B2 g) v ?( ?
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.2 n1 n1 D) R7 C7 H, ~
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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9 u3 {% `7 x& k6 E- a2 g& \Women over 40 are dignified.
+ o* G& u! w9 Y2 }5 W+ X40歲以上的女人穩重自持 V! d8 X, ?( L. b- H
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera# T% Q5 A" J% J, i3 w/ a# _
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you1 P' {5 B! F1 a" F1 i1 I* ^ [: C7 \
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地" f6 P4 D" f; z r( g3 l1 n. H! L
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If they think they can get away with it.+ O- X5 N& @( P3 P$ Z
一槍把你給斃了。0 m5 @. {4 P1 j: B+ i: A
. T2 N: B& K; COlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved." b+ O2 m, ?8 [ @- L
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)7 X. I+ w# u9 J1 G6 n; ?
d) g6 D, A# ~9 AThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
% P5 o. X( J0 \9 N7 d/ t3 `因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味: m+ N5 J! @# I+ W/ q% {
2 p1 J4 I( m* {" @6 kWomen get psychic as they age.
* ^. r: @9 [8 Q7 q& b女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.8 w4 B, }- v) D0 f* W
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔7 n# f, ?4 H5 z4 Y. |
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 D( {' |0 l) Z0 z" |! @40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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! w1 E3 d% Z D" j% ], rOlder women are forthright and honest.
! ?: X. U. _- ?7 E* H6 [熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.: G; I3 c3 H+ O5 B7 ]8 F) d# o
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋- a0 U% s9 D( C( Q& G# `) O
8 d- u& o! K1 `. |" k4 ~+ B2 IYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her./ s- {. x3 K& D8 k
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意# v( a, B2 n* |6 B6 ]
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,# f! ?3 _1 L( C. s' n% R
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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) W2 k$ x1 E8 n* dthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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' b5 m& ^2 O, v0 mLadies, I apologize.+ U1 q" l r, J0 O; u
女士們，請容許我在這兒! z$ M/ O% S4 h9 _2 H
! }8 E0 I2 m1 WFor all those men who say,
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! Q, N! O5 e) ^! ^"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
. F9 s$ k; N0 s' f5 ^: ^" ~那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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* ]* V! V% g) P1 ehere's an update for you.7 |- D+ ]) x B/ m0 a1 }8 c5 Q2 E
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?2 w# h: e- b8 [4 w9 Y
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: j& J0 \; E8 a; D3 G* h: f/ R, fBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
* A( y; a ?5 V/ L8 D. p$ q/ W/ l因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
