40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

! b8 n9 _; c4 F# QHere are just a few reasons why:
4 A8 c9 q- W7 @% g  q8 H為什麼呢?
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! d* P: I' Y! e7 IA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
5 j1 ?3 S0 ~+ U/ @40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:

"What are you thinking?
, L" v, v: m) _6 P4 S! Z你在想什麼?

She doesn't care what you think.
2 R3 [! K" u" |她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
( n( S# R  \! h2 g8 q/ d; U40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

# a5 }6 s, G+ y1 tshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
( x/ n/ J4 W6 {  z1 N7 T/ X她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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3 I. ]& m( J0 _' w4 B4 HShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
9 ]- ]2 ]. G7 D& J+ V她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
+ f. f; }' ?. ~3 W不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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* O) `2 s, O2 q; f$ L) mor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
  L; W8 b5 q9 u0 Q% E$ b跟你大呼小叫

5 x& B/ a& C' g: `- ?& F! cOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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7 V) u* h1 V  S1 @/ uIf they think they can get away with it.
0 U, G+ @9 d: E! R# G一槍把你給斃了。

, Q1 ~; B& ^$ }Older women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
) e0 u' q  S- g+ e因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

4 Z1 ?2 v0 q$ \( @/ dWomen get psychic as they age.
/ s% Y& w3 u" h& A' p3 h女人越老越通靈
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7 ~# A' \' w# {. KYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

( G# [! X' j. {9 N& }: k% |# dOlder women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
# T/ [7 w6 ?& v1 w" ]- k如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

2 ~3 F0 F3 J' n2 J. [! zYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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: L' b; _5 M( ]; o' y- eYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
4 I3 L2 t" R9 o6 }) L3 Y& L; A40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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. Q  }' C' R  Y" qUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
5 r: |; l$ k1 G! v: h  R40歲以上的男人呢?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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1 K1 R# Z$ P6 bthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
& U' b) M  y  k9 m4 R就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
3 S* S  ~1 L/ v: T; c6 |女士們，請容許我在這兒

For all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:
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. _. n* g* d9 M5 F& F: S"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
+ \3 a8 |. I, x, g9 C那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

here's an update for you.
; \! E, g9 j) h5 I) H實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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! G( {1 a  U) oNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
% D7 u/ G$ R) [" P; w  L6 M5 y因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
% J0 n8 r  c+ r- a0 B& r7 P喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
/ F- z+ Q& F( A6 r$ v; |不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
- C8 ~! r3 m! I' T1 F( L# A20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
, E% }  Z. G2 i# _- u6 I30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
5 S4 d$ D- ^( k$ M挺好挺好。
- \( Y4 v0 b/ n. e. o$ T2 \; d7 e20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
6 n) R% x/ \/ ^# |& B- D/ _30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

7 x; a  D+ u* P/ v. S至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
! g4 ^1 M4 M$ o1 d# p不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。