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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:5 p$ U2 B) N& g
. U- X1 H; ^( e6 y: G2 `1 HAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.5 J$ J5 o; c: ^# X1 p0 Q3 R) N
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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* x+ B4 K8 M- U5 |A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,1 M! \: `( {+ A6 z- e. G' a( B A# b
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:8 U7 K# n# t8 U1 N- r( \* {7 o! m, e
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"What are you thinking?
8 p$ B/ q ~6 B你在想什麼?" n4 c% g8 P8 x6 s
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She doesn't care what you think.
2 d6 {5 G, e) n. r) w她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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6 o* ^9 {0 m' W. vIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,9 ^" B t5 X% |: G, W
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽1 M! f7 D+ F; ~3 A
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she doesn't sit around whining about it., F& W( X) }; v- H$ |( j! p
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西8 Q5 V7 N# t- Q3 d0 j/ z6 z
; w- c2 ]% d. C+ { DShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
% a$ L0 O$ H+ V4 L! u5 j3 s4 v6 T7 ] D; q她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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" n$ W* U0 V' UWomen over 40 are dignified.
+ k$ F/ g0 K5 x( [. f; C/ b* |40歲以上的女人穩重自持* k5 B: B, b1 G" N$ e3 {' p' }9 I$ C
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.' v7 {$ P8 u2 Y+ `0 D, S8 U
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
; T# M3 |% T) A當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地7 V0 T5 \3 c8 }
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If they think they can get away with it.$ f. q+ ]4 e# m$ a/ O3 y0 ~, |* v
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.$ {! S4 C( O0 N; Y* \' I' S* W; _
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)1 q! ^& |- G8 H; y
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. B& }. x9 m8 Y; u* Q, z
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.( p8 E+ ^" h. C- t {* S1 \
女人越老越通靈
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8 n2 X5 h3 r" F$ [) n5 T8 f- P; @You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
2 W$ P6 }4 r" X/ H# ^* E你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,: u) V" c" W0 Q# `% }7 J
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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4 t4 N6 {* R! m$ ^( F5 k* ~# b9 Aa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
0 k( T" z8 U6 x, P4 p, |9 a40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感: m# T6 y% k1 E1 `: h
8 N+ s2 y0 u5 \: @% R% FOlder women are forthright and honest.
: ~9 D4 h E: X/ ^熟女直接又誠實 W- A+ }- E' `1 x. @4 q) u
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one., _4 F9 B7 v" E7 V9 I
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋+ J0 g) A; g! z
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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, b9 x# X, ? I" QYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.1 K& i s! K4 d+ I) L7 v
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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$ d7 ^- ?' S1 h8 ]7 iUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
9 e2 A$ q6 d9 }0 B1 \40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,3 U: Y& H' X/ E0 R1 S
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人* v2 \" q9 g8 _
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants7 D' O+ i$ y: `
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男 Z6 M8 ? c7 k, p' O5 e& N$ e
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1 A. r( Y7 d/ [1 q6 P5 ^Ladies, I apologize.% t: G5 Q4 Q9 O9 R# E- m2 r
女士們，請容許我在這兒" A& b i( L+ t
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For all those men who say,7 J) N; w% ]+ i$ U* s- B/ `
幫妳們說句公道話:6 t7 y z x& h
- U( n. ?: e2 M* p# D"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?- D% O" p t4 \! w2 q) G! ~0 P
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人: y8 _1 Z8 @, Y8 ^; e# K2 Y
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here's an update for you.
$ y% I5 K7 ]5 O7 ^' a- y實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
3 E- e& f: q( ?' P- E今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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4 }9 J; Q- R l. V6 {& Z$ A, B8 q7 X; yWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
2 @7 C7 {7 F# |2 e% f因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
