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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.8 i1 F! a$ u4 K7 [, {! Q: y
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人( P+ v9 ~9 Z* @
! b8 n9 _; c4 F# QHere are just a few reasons why:
4 A8 c9 q- W7 @% g q8 H為什麼呢?
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! d* P: I' Y! e7 IA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
5 j1 ?3 S0 ~+ U/ @40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:" b) j8 X, S% R! ~( j' _
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
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# a5 }6 s, G+ y1 tshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
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3 I. ]& m( J0 _' w4 B4 HShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
9 ]- ]2 ]. G7 D& J+ V她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified./ K; Y' e! J& n( i# m, x
40歲以上的女人穩重自持" F' p" f+ o7 w0 C4 _* w* M- O
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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5 x& B/ a& C' g: `- ?& F! cOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you& e7 k$ K: E$ r: C3 U6 g0 x& p
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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7 V) u* h1 V S1 @/ uIf they think they can get away with it.
0 U, G+ @9 d: E! R# G一槍把你給斃了。, {. J- f, }% t2 I1 a! L
, Q1 ~; B& ^$ }Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.: J/ P B. m+ i; a( r/ J9 B
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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4 Z1 ?2 v0 q$ \( @/ dWomen get psychic as they age.
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7 ~# A' \' w# {. KYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40." X% `5 M) }' I7 \+ }
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,( x) f$ M. H# J3 k
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.+ B( i. }. x5 e6 e( k* p1 Y
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感; {. q$ d7 s) K! }5 _
( G# [! X' j. {9 N& }: k% |# dOlder women are forthright and honest.5 g0 {' J2 E8 U5 a ]
熟女直接又誠實2 m% o* X4 ?( l3 ^
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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2 ~3 F0 F3 J' n2 J. [! zYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.( s/ Y3 U c9 q9 f
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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: L' b; _5 M( ]; o' y- eYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
4 I3 L2 t" R9 o6 }) L3 Y& L; A40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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. Q }' C' R Y" qUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,& Y# y6 ^+ Z; U5 U8 c$ s; h) |$ e7 q+ O
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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1 K1 R# Z$ P6 bthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
& U' b) M y k9 m4 R就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
3 S* S ~1 L/ v: T; c6 |女士們,請容許我在這兒( b. c) r: L1 [7 q
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For all those men who say,3 H( U* i6 u/ A6 U9 U5 T0 q! H
幫妳們說句公道話:
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. _. n* g* d9 M5 F& F: S"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
+ \3 a8 |. I, x, g9 C那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人9 \3 o6 X, ~; a9 e
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here's an update for you.
; \! E, g9 j) h5 I) H實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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! G( {1 a U) oNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.0 W! k8 E3 C5 b# p; X4 H
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?8 S! U# R: C w K
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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