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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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/ r1 |% {8 W! T% Y: D* B. g: |发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  1 a* u0 K+ u. F
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( R' S: S& @' H' ?/ yMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 3 x4 C* ~/ ?) n  t0 N4 I
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 ^) m* d+ V1 ?. m6 q2 ?* |
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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7 {% X+ ~- {4 D! h1 L. D8 tLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. # Z. W& {/ g& H/ ^/ v$ E. C) n9 _
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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2 `+ S9 l6 }# |4 C9 I& y# T1 g8 k8 NBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. / N6 C6 P' {- U' S5 }6 Q- }
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' c% [$ p7 M7 i, V2 z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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( I% n" A& }2 P# V. I- ZThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 R2 K5 F" B- G: G  C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * t+ U& ^( W9 ?! \6 N8 }
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. |' u* [" l% s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, o- R* w. M. z  I4 y+ G5 D不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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; j/ U8 D. ~8 [2 P$ iLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, e2 ^* b, r1 V5 o& i3 Z1 E- o爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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! k% J4 S; y1 d$ G9 L7 g, BChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ) T! t5 l5 J+ q. f: g2 B9 j
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. , w4 }3 m! P( e" u' z
  
8 W9 R- @/ g4 Q7 n"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # ?- `( _6 K7 R/ k, a& ]
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. # }) @7 J( H% y, f1 i, R& a
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. % g- d% E) W; z; X' t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ; n; m+ K) @; A* Z, f, D  Q
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " % R/ k/ D6 Y9 g, ?) w- {
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. % @7 P& S' d6 q  e6 r9 M6 Z
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
3 v0 b9 c5 C: I) Y& f8 E工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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" j) v. u) C" s  u0 T, o% t. ^God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ \/ R) }/ ^5 ?( i5 q) u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( |2 [/ C7 W; t9 I, n% ~- TWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! , `6 r/ z9 r; P. Q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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8 {6 T9 L4 k! R5 ZA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) X  _& a* a" O  c+ M服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. / D5 I7 T* z- H
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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