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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
1 c; F. T/ e" o) i钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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) k9 {; e6 W* a- K5 b+ ~One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
; j2 T  k( E5 |Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# P9 ?* E7 @( M' o. Q" [& @+ k要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: K2 R' a( z6 L& R. o5 H' D每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
7 [  z* E/ ~9 W2 lEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
% t0 a5 J, y/ M, s1 ~Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 r$ H% f% |: `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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9 i) E/ R; L4 |# U: O; x% S$ WLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 a* S+ _+ P- i( T& ^& T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
( S( U* o. X. C/ g7 c. h3 q"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
! k" k3 R2 @  A/ w1 R"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
, k( [: v* H: w) U% {: a" Q努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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+ u+ @7 [/ @7 v; lGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 z4 {0 p( q  b3 O1 y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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  G# c! B1 m0 ?$ E8 K- {* zA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
# r$ \4 j# c' E3 I' ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。