English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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, \5 b5 a, n: {9 k发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9 t+ X4 }. [7 X& d钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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- @& N: y2 m8 m2 q' ?8 {4 vOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# `" p: Y( G' v& `% `) c每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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& J' {) U) v  eBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! Z* N$ ^6 m& F/ ^$ ~, |每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
7 V4 [3 J2 c# h7 @( Z, OEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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9 B3 D6 F/ M9 ~* Y: M: [. g3 ^The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
# a  G0 V% S: ~( Q, K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
$ G8 b9 r: D5 g9 RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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- x0 E2 U6 F$ H$ VNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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2 K" }9 Y) a7 o, Q: LChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  {% [- e9 K2 |& c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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/ p; Z: ?& y% M5 g1 ?( N"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
. B) c' u2 o/ Y- ~: T1 f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。