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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

) X' e9 O2 e* d+ Q( R. `- K: N发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2 R, C# M$ j: i7 e9 V; w/ A% G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
, T  w% Y* h) x6 LOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
  _/ R1 h/ A, O# A% y9 F% G每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
$ O6 V' x8 x) wLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' D4 U1 [8 _2 m. D% @要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
) `) _# T0 r2 K' c# T- T每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; Z* x. c, S8 N) ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
4 o: i! h& L7 O6 T' R9 INever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 L- \/ x2 h1 |% L不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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% F/ K* q/ M& ^. j  O! R- N"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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8 P5 q& r2 L! Q6 _"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
7 {3 r6 [% \( `9 X8 q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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7 m6 Z' ]; \& D- ]God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 H* m; ?, l. x& y1 _% j+ R神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
3 u8 h2 @5 b# A) T0 p  y! wThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
% O4 s" J0 g$ z$ V. T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。