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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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* i( f( b0 I& s1 D, W; i4 l发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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+ Z8 G% d5 e* b8 f2 y! `Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. a) J/ ]1 M, `, |, {0 [/ KOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 ]5 f) w5 B. L. R4 j- y7 g; H每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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  w! k  K! U% v2 J1 L: k1 |1 MLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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. d: w4 e. L- ~" B$ d; i5 W+ \The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4 `1 b" e+ {8 s, g; ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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  B8 R& V  I/ ]# Q( l* eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
! J" O; W; T6 e5 `: }2 L* R* W3 a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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$ V; @" L  b5 C6 [Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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( {  Z2 A6 k8 P+ h! P7 u"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
1 Q/ ~2 z- y- W9 @2 W  W"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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, P" g7 I/ k+ Q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: l1 U6 L3 V4 k2 z工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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8 @3 w  H" h- ~( ?0 DGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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' J2 u& Y( {6 x- l# X5 R& G: ZWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
" g$ G. K8 f6 F1 iA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。