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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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6 B; F+ ~7 [) x$ V" P, o发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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5 b- ]0 I7 G6 HMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
. V0 }" Z4 `/ o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
; f4 G) J+ k8 o) h/ v+ \One should love animals. They are so tasty.
) o( |! S2 D  J! T' k7 U& I" T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
8 `; q$ D! R) y$ K, |# mLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
) i8 ^3 y" ^  u5 ?+ ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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4 B7 q% z2 g. p& |; I" y! R; ZBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
+ R3 [+ F) K$ w3 d$ fEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' T: o5 r6 V1 w3 N% ]3 _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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4 t  H1 H, z* }; C; J. X+ OThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
' a' {9 `- @' j! SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 ^# ?' W7 P, W) N8 e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 ?! b! c# a% |, X4 l: c+ d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
8 l7 C8 H) R4 Q$ j2 ~- c- A' w: JLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% e9 O8 q, r( [- ]% t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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; D. ^1 ~7 V4 v* `* D, K' H8 }, xChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
; E; T0 Q' u* e9 z" N" `7 A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% V2 N# ?3 J' S0 p! B1 k7 B"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
" D9 e3 I! [& r3 `& F; O' |8 jA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 o& M$ s2 I: |& Q" n7 Q4 |; uThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3 c% H4 r7 u$ O8 X学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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