English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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' y9 b7 L9 i. h- w# \发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
3 v2 G8 |( r9 J" H, n2 S8 \' D每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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( I: K3 e. |& C5 k: ^* w+ @  v7 ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
& C; E1 w* U( h  y1 f1 r- u+ SEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
) S  E7 P2 E1 W8 X再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
; ^1 j& ^7 Z# r9 wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8 P/ X. V8 T- x" `" t2 CLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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8 l; r4 z) r& x/ c8 DChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
/ N0 W" r) {1 D: c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
+ @4 z* J  y" n7 h: c# z"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
9 C1 q  Z( d. u" _, K. @) @1 IThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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9 `6 G# c1 k: o( X$ j"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
" {# k9 q5 S9 |8 d$ a6 `$ Q# W1 ]God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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) Y9 Y% ?  t9 f; RA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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$ \; p/ P7 U2 f' ~" ~' i4 {" UThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 N) v; U3 K; R& H- h学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。