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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

& u9 P" \& @1 k' h* f发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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! m# A. |2 Z$ I/ m# H# fMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
7 x) a- ^+ P7 d% W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, E$ H+ F, N, A& _每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3 P3 W+ K* Y7 ]9 Z. i! X4 R# ~* z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 O) u/ P) x2 H6 X. i( H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
" W( K8 @6 T+ A' j: W& t$ y& t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 T1 J" z; K3 M$ x$ L1 `; xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
* L$ e. m) k" F* L8 {+ yNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 A" o/ ^  z, q/ h4 Q7 K# n2 t4 T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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8 q5 X2 s& t; N$ i: S"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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- H. u5 }4 R0 ?, u0 M+ RThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5 \' l/ T5 K( J# X应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
( M4 h% Z8 Z, P" p"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ z/ q' c. c/ z0 wWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
2 ^3 D# ~' F' Z& {% n0 ~$ eThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。