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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,/ G5 f& A0 z5 F2 P% C1 y3 J
8 S( {8 @1 x% J) F/ _& BLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.; ^, T$ U% ?5 N7 k/ I z/ f
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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' w4 W7 j. R4 S2 l- m% i+ CWhat can I do?
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Signed,' c+ S O( X# _1 r- C$ Q. D
Desperate Housewife
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Reply:
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; W! N- Y7 U1 n3 K- W/ L3 hDear Desperate Housewife,3 L/ G) z# t Q5 R1 M, x- U
! i$ c w5 `+ S% a" P+ nFirst keep in mind:
" O+ A, G* f) n. GBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. ; `' F8 t) I4 N# \
% O" f$ i5 R6 O) J* A1 x, pTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .8 d. |9 r% T5 @$ @1 `) v
. \: b/ g- B9 hIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5." ?: Y4 _1 H" ]
: U+ [$ w1 h- F( DBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.7 ?7 `4 `% k7 w
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.8 G u0 V# Z$ c, R8 ^3 p) [7 \/ g
8 _/ q0 T# D% T1 ^" S6 \5 iIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. / `6 L7 {3 y& j. \7 I
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,! o8 [7 q% [9 s* i1 B
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