UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

- J& o- {  o; M$ [5 i1 d% j: f, RLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

0 p  i% ]- A2 n1 w0 h$ U6 i3 z; N, A) DIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

; b2 w  z4 ?8 @- y* mAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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8 B( |0 [* N1 j% CWhat can I do?
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! V: u- _' {; X  _! P# ], oSigned,
' P* \2 N# `0 J) dDesperate Housewife
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+ `  p' a* T$ v. A$ h# L. n# `Dear Desperate Housewife,
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5 z7 V5 q; G  |; \6 MFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

. ]# D1 S/ d+ rIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

& d- }- L0 {! Z" y3 GGood Luck,
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