UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

; p1 z. ^) T2 |0 OIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

. Y& K8 G; ?: L, ^- f& @And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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8 z2 R6 y6 c2 i+ s7 cSigned,
5 L7 }5 e& [7 O$ K' m! v: YDesperate Housewife

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7 ?: w0 P" J' D+ d+ eDear Desperate Housewife,

0 T0 w, v. X, b( s, q3 PFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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3 m2 a7 q1 h+ ^Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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3 |1 g: W) V8 Q8 M7 i( xIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

- L) n& k# {" D; b9 L4 o6 YBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

/ D) v' S0 ~) s" l5 Q- ~Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,
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