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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 6 r s* `( o! i0 u
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' . q! U, u! F) x
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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7 ?* u; \7 v# A9 O+ Y! C: W Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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+ v# H9 t) L1 {2 q, D$ j He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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5 t3 J& E; g& q; b Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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' X" A* T0 \8 ]: }. m6 \* ~; w! q t Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 8 x/ M' X+ J, |& b% O
4 `* b* I- [2 w- l1 i Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ' |4 P- T5 n' l/ S: {% U `8 g
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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