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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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4 Y( l5 x. j# Z% ~+ AA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 2 S9 q7 F, Y- H2 K
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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' r; x- B0 m8 D Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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4 R- I n; c. H7 b7 ?3 A She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. - S- F1 [8 L% f4 Q, X
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to , l* A$ f' J6 G- I# u. R
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Her and says,
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) N% i1 R& U0 ?: A9 Q 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 8 F- u' q, n( H/ H: `
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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