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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ) m6 Z% M9 N- k1 i+ c
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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$ {4 d. }& X- x% c Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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8 G+ y5 x2 ?. r+ S4 X" p Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. - H2 c, k% v+ K# A$ P- Z
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9 S5 F6 |6 R" U5 O She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. * l1 }/ i; I8 P- {+ c( B( T; l
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 5 y( G' M7 I! x' S: M" {
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Her and says,
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7 h% O( v5 j4 |9 q `) N' z 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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9 e3 _& ~/ { E* u8 W i7 t Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' $ q4 N8 g) z1 M% `+ ]
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ' [) @* @( ]: Y% E) U
5 C% t7 ^) E" A% C y! r# J Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, . R8 X0 J5 ^1 X, U$ N* l
6 C$ ?1 R9 x. F$ u* g0 F& W6 \, i" }% V 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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