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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 9 g" F. w( i6 J9 f
0 }# R: i: [; O0 Z Her and says,
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) t9 f( c4 X3 E7 x. I 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 6 s w. s" u6 y0 C# m
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 2 i+ X- b% G% J$ I
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: M3 B' u, N& @! c" O He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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1 g% o" H' F8 T( e+ r. K9 { Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ; X7 g; N# L4 u' f3 ~
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