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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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7 G$ i. [6 W* \# O; ~A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 7 i' ^$ q' m/ X5 X m& C' @
3 I6 B/ q1 E4 i Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 1 T m) @9 l/ J- M0 V
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 4 |* I. `# J" b8 b6 N, a
& y/ B$ v4 _" e! Q; T Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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2 f; O3 R; \( W. }4 w9 k: u+ j She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, & ], U, t; u% d; l; |6 v
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1 q" c4 U4 |' k 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to / [ i, |0 x' [9 S
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a " n" [ r( S2 ^! \ j
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, # V# g2 H# o0 D
7 p) y5 W- Q$ Y* I. U' V1 g7 N* m3 X 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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