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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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& A" p+ V2 l4 H/ S Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 7 ~$ _) a* ?- M1 E% T5 @
$ U1 \ H+ Y; `/ }+ J3 y Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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7 F8 S4 r1 U, j1 \4 n- d0 m r He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - R8 R7 I0 Q0 J! ]6 L. a0 D# w
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Her and says,
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* O4 X2 O, {% g6 k9 E- U8 ? Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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" E. d. Y* ?' e; ]. I5 T He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a % Y' j7 v8 C. B0 K7 F- K1 i- e* u
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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7 l; r3 \( {% m/ ^3 L/ m( G) h! {7 } 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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