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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( P1 Y* @( S7 w: @: z4 J$ m q% X
5 P4 H5 B6 J& l; F7 T The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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# Z3 s! |7 t* u% y4 W& F Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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& r/ r* I: A' ]5 c: D: i* y Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to # \( k8 N8 q; ]4 ]: s% w6 V
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' / [; ^- c/ q% A( L9 b
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 8 F, f/ ]4 P% _4 @
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! g. X) M" E! N, r* B5 C' `
/ Y- f! }1 g/ G$ h! T, D! o% ? 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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