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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. * K3 s+ X/ T6 X5 k
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$ u h' e. m* X; N2 MA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 6 W$ f) ^+ Z+ X* e4 u0 C: @4 ]
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' , e3 r+ m6 @" x( i
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' * l- D8 O8 a' S6 X) M
' F" Q- L# a( \$ I Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. . ]3 S0 N0 [6 G" g$ y6 |# e
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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) D- h# p9 C; b8 e/ \: p He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ~5 C) E3 c- \, D! A
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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2 N; c5 R f! Q2 H( \% g Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' % m1 |' h- h4 h1 i6 K$ Q9 T4 V
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% @7 ]% @" D) i# ~8 D He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! n$ e5 r$ Z4 }( {9 E6 k! E
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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