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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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* M. @* v j' I1 p+ DA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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y# h- \& @3 s5 `+ U6 @ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 1 c) o/ h* T) c0 m d: j+ Q9 y4 _& Q
+ s; \+ a9 V+ o5 L% P9 t& F" c+ [ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 3 [0 t5 z4 I# r* K2 w; a
. X+ z% L* B6 q; c Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. # R- x+ B* l! C7 G$ M* G* f
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. : y8 h. J. y8 q. Q! |, C
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ' `* [& b D* {; s5 n" Z
% |5 I1 E8 l. W4 E t8 N Her and says, 9 h# `( `4 z* ~" I0 e, `4 k
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6 `. H5 [2 d- m 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ! c& Y, E* m7 f6 M+ R7 v
8 A' z8 a3 R! x: d( F- \9 Y Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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2 @# P5 A+ D6 B* g# n5 T5 j Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * L4 r H. U4 I( [1 R) e
$ l9 b% C6 V- @/ n 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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