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& F* Z e' L- s! }3 H, F/ fA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' o/ A: M- R9 D
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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, D' W- O. s) L6 q, @5 h+ {; H Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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* i6 O) V i. Q2 x7 A Her and says, 8 N$ \! L! n6 R- L1 G% h
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+ ?* J% G" f! N8 a; X5 R/ W 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 6 D5 M7 p: q& H7 @
, J G6 C$ J1 L7 Z* r2 }7 @ Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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% h {& L3 g! Q2 T He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a + ~$ f4 ?0 k7 z# r
+ `: Q' I. t/ D7 z% ^7 R Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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& r! D2 o9 R% d" e4 Q+ @ 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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