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% k6 Q! w: F c6 v' l9 t* ]/ N/ r, gWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
8 l; d. w0 e$ p3 J/ J) ?3 V2. Mostly to clean the house. " V" U7 R! s, H5 h' G9 _/ |/ _
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? + |9 a) z( H, |, j( @# U
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.9 M$ I/ D& ^) Z e
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
. ]5 c& G8 m$ a) h6 T5 ~# ^8 `. m* Z3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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$ m- k$ V6 @. F8 P2 o# I- H" y bWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? 2 ~- j& w* i' J0 E( f) U1 ~; h, |* q. W
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 1 Q" ^2 a1 P6 u7 p' Y
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ) @+ I+ I4 U& u0 t
9 Z. O- K5 j$ e4 UWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 7 r/ f4 H. d% h4 _7 y
1. We're related.
' o7 ]8 m. W d8 y: Z# B2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ) K6 N6 ^8 g* R
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
! c- N% X# \: H" E* j( g2 [0 n: X1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 1 o" e! h$ Q, }" X# w( Q! L$ i
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 6 _1 o+ }) Y, J+ a# }8 S
3. They say she used to be nice. + X9 T5 e8 w. M6 E/ U
4 Y( B5 M/ W) n Q2 y7 A4 L4 `# t5 r* @What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ; Q+ _( u0 g4 w, T4 c- n( r. H
1. His last name.. v+ G% e* d9 H5 I' B
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?- j, }( r9 m! o. _% K
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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8 D% O/ a b" U5 ~Why did your mom marry your dad? 5 \9 r( N6 g' n/ O- o* j
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
0 M/ [3 v* q, J2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
8 H4 u+ ^- ?6 W8 R/ L3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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3 U5 l/ K( e; z& H0 D u7 ZWho's the boss at your house? $ s; \/ k$ e( p" W- X
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
[3 D2 u, Y7 g9 ~' b2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
% e# {6 l7 g b9 v" e3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 3 J \9 q( Q1 x; B% h) Z
y' A' ^! A9 E( rWhat's the difference between moms & dads? 3 a$ n8 K+ V; G4 s3 ^9 F
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. : |! ^' e! K. L# H7 N
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
- W8 N6 ^0 M+ H3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. - |/ p, u6 V& P9 z
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 1 Z* X: v' {, r: x/ o
) P% t* J- }6 R& Y6 n1 W9 UWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
3 l( T3 r) d# ^2 g1 q/ `1. Mothers don't do spare time.$ E/ i/ s9 n& N: @+ d
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. " D1 [2 O4 r) ^3 p
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
4 p! k$ @6 ? X+ a1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
# a% G( M# F6 Y2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ( z- J/ p! w( c3 X
. L, R/ ]7 {$ g5 A9 }1 jIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
" o: [; ^$ f! G; a4 f* @ M1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 3 Y* V: r! S2 w4 L2 c) n, Y: @1 p
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.! \. ]4 h; O5 E8 t
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. |5 }) G$ L$ T! q: K/ l3 t
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