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Why did God make mothers?
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- @. Y- f6 t/ \+ A) @6 }1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is./ @" i8 n0 Z, l# p" J/ a0 j
2. Mostly to clean the house.
7 `2 t# W n/ t; M& B1 F3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 1 J/ U- g2 J* o) m7 U7 y- |
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How did God make mothers? 5 Z6 m L" U* ^/ f
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.# s5 o" N9 j# U5 h! D
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ( L% R* ^3 P) }% R; A
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 4 h) o; _( l0 w1 O% E0 |1 n
% u( |; _$ \0 j& A4 |* a5 tWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? . g; k7 I: s4 c5 g2 F
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
7 P6 ~$ I2 F& K5 q* R$ [* F9 F2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. " x; X4 x( @: q; c. K/ ^2 g1 l [0 s
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? # f& l q1 O% n3 M& Y. j: s
1. We're related.) u- k: {& }+ G
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. # { W5 T; O2 O; s
' a3 b/ o# A7 _7 ?2 C1 VWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
) a1 P+ p9 l* ~2 I" E/ `0 j" c3 E1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
. q9 E8 v7 Q# s s! m2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
& l [& H7 Z7 |1 ?3. They say she used to be nice. ) r' I ^; f7 ?" u3 e' s( S% {) C
" c# P' ~* P: r. \What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 5 B; U/ h4 w# G2 M8 f
1. His last name.! P- A% G2 ^+ @, }
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
# w0 S" v' K1 K4 V; s3 V( C3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
% q$ O2 n+ Q# H, j @9 `5 P1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
% q4 l* M! o$ q. z# t2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
$ V9 }' p2 L& V. }0 Q3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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/ W/ e. A4 x$ ]6 P- \. |Who's the boss at your house? 8 Z. j5 X" G4 ~; w! Z5 g2 P
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. + U! |2 z$ G% E* R& O2 `
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
$ q- I7 S+ X+ j) w& X' ]9 X J3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? & {8 w$ R+ o+ i; U$ _
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ( Z# B' x0 X) P: v$ x) \% e& u, }
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
" t+ G# P/ M7 k1 W( r, B0 k% g( C6 u+ O3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. " m9 z- ^# @' _ c% \; j% G! l
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. + S7 `! p% x n$ j8 C; J
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
/ ~+ Q# A( T6 k; H1. Mothers don't do spare time.
$ L4 R4 b: e/ m2 a4 V5 E2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
0 m9 [+ y5 q |( N7 [! ~* C/ m8 O' F1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.' Q/ U* Q& k& r- ~9 B0 \
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 6 f& c; o" O7 P) o4 D4 W2 x. C# L
3 p5 ?6 [7 T$ }7 D& gIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 0 D3 j; \. U ~
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. : i) o$ C) K* {% H6 E# k
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.9 |$ z; _! Y/ e) w
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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