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Why did God make mothers?" D. L# ]3 d/ t* X& F9 b: |
5 o5 X" u$ a1 E! [$ y7 q6 X1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
; @4 Z9 d' L& P7 z2. Mostly to clean the house.
# W" u8 K x- T3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. & B" h5 n" O2 U0 p, h4 j0 d
. d" b2 D6 X0 e2 PHow did God make mothers? , O) K$ T+ {- x# ?% ?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.! V) _9 r6 r1 M
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. . ]" `, H' e! [ E0 H
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. " _3 f. P- B" x9 F- e! Z
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? & m, ^% @( B9 Y! V( p* w4 u) B
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
5 Z" b. R- U+ m9 [- Q. ?2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 2 d& u* Z1 N7 ?* Y( s
1. We're related.* g( w- z; E- x Q2 z$ [+ J" k
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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6 V6 K9 O" s' l' ?& vWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
2 }+ K9 k4 G3 ~3 e R+ B% s1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
3 g9 }+ `* ]: ^( @: K4 F2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. - }0 p" V- v- w! w: R
3. They say she used to be nice. m% o4 y4 A3 x7 I9 |
; ?: L8 J$ t) ~0 \: ?) h; l: K$ NWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 4 b) r5 l& V# |, q r
1. His last name. c6 t: b3 L9 ^+ u# l
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?7 W5 P: o/ z+ ^& a, n
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? : m; o9 T3 [ T
0 L7 M3 J# }4 N7 sWhy did your mom marry your dad?
7 ^* l" h6 K: _ Z1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2 D9 x, K+ G8 @; `2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
& Q' a' C9 j1 m: v3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. $ L3 ~) B7 @, S# b0 [# Z0 i& h# l
2 n5 h- `+ V3 k6 _Who's the boss at your house? . V1 `( `) T0 y! e, @# ?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. & }: A3 D( x6 I4 l: m$ z* |1 Y
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.( r$ K+ h1 X- G0 O8 J4 Y
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 6 x2 B9 o: K& D7 }
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
% F |$ b& Q1 ^9 q; j. a1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. , V7 P* n) Y+ I0 ~# [6 K* }
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them." w% |0 V* o$ N9 Z9 g/ m& m
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ' Q Y; x; w, X) X+ Y
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. * o. \# N0 M- y: E `; D- L3 u
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 5 n3 h. U/ i1 k0 L0 S
1. Mothers don't do spare time. V# t W: f2 h4 C
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 3 F$ G+ D5 m% b# o; f$ U4 z
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? : s, u. r" }% j
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
! y% r/ [ z, Z2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ; {# ]! \% p+ q9 ~+ W) F
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
. ^6 K$ R, B2 d- _/ k( a1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
& d: R9 p" U. _ e! i }2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.& b/ ]' b1 j8 c/ [+ J
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ; d* P% L6 t) }0 i) G% j7 N. O
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