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6 j8 X# c8 X3 a2 b2 qWhy did God make mothers?& ~4 h/ G4 D0 Q% L4 i$ i& d8 b
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
3 g2 ]* ]! ^7 c) x: t9 A2. Mostly to clean the house. 2 i: g2 Y/ D( M# J* I+ d; m
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? 3 }; R+ Y0 \3 o. ]8 G6 U: G
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
1 ]& V3 U+ g5 e" I8 b2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3 M: A% C/ Z/ T( u/ A, P% ~3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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& I) o1 @# M4 p: e tWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
0 a+ D. ^/ D8 _- P8 p1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
7 z, i" d2 l1 Z+ u( U2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ) c( p7 s" {) A. U4 ^$ P
1. We're related.
8 f! X" J2 N. x, l: |$ I2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 7 l B9 F# N/ A$ k5 [9 ^5 w7 h1 F% H
$ }- U( I9 k. ]3 T- Q2 M A0 Q% z5 }What kind of little girl was your mom? 6 u! B- h) v) m, S9 y
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
' y8 y/ o/ s6 K+ p3 v( i+ ]2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
' W# j- B4 t3 V) [6 d# l6 {3. They say she used to be nice.
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% [* P' p% p. B( h A8 o HWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? - D( J" z5 H6 N) `: D4 p6 e: y
1. His last name.. n7 g5 K3 \8 b6 u3 U8 M5 F
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?9 b% @+ G' y% U# J5 a
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ) ?6 O) x0 J8 x7 ^* s$ X8 S1 ~6 H
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
, w- p$ d! f3 ~: u2 H3 b1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
9 L1 O% L4 I7 d( P- V4 q5 a- ^2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
5 l0 x x! \" ^3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
$ s! q2 P4 m. O1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
' ~8 H- E. W1 K: @* |2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.+ i% v) c3 ]2 f M, j# m
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? - y \. u& R' A! @4 c
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
, n; i3 c( [/ E4 a7 x) Z+ F2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
- g5 C3 O' V- Y! I; \, [3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. , g! ~6 W. M! x6 r. P$ A6 o
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 8 l: p8 j1 T3 @ |3 a+ Q
) M4 K% X( \4 kWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
9 U/ p( ~' M7 B2 Y; {# \1. Mothers don't do spare time.
$ Q7 L' v1 P( i& G3 a+ [# t2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. , E/ H- P1 \2 }/ m8 \
% I' N( G2 D* yWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
D8 J3 {% o F$ d, }' ~1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
( }1 ^5 w' N$ }- f9 w6 R* A# ]2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. % P9 ]% t, o. y B5 q1 K
. t" Q; V& v- N& V6 oIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
) y1 R9 I* ?- q! Z7 k. o1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
, ?1 r( g. [2 D2 }' f2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
9 b7 p+ X$ |3 n# J3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. # C6 W7 z- O" K! ~+ ]7 @
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