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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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* }& R! Z; D6 y% Q) A6 Z8 qThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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6 p' m4 r! f4 k: `2 v2 VOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl1 ?4 P0 }5 ~7 ]
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,* b |9 T1 l# ]* r* T5 U2 `
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 e* v& j0 T1 o/ @# `; X
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
! l0 B: E' `1 @; Gget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
" Q4 r% A0 z0 L" s- `+ A, n! u" S* ]all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
$ T+ A/ A" h* V3 [4 gsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
+ ~7 j9 b) D% h9 Khigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- z! g8 w+ h4 ? msweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ I: C0 }6 A, ]3 R3 I% [
4 \7 O; y2 t6 H4 R9 E" ?$ gNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!- E% R z6 l2 U8 z$ E
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