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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl; g& g. e% s" t& k& X8 F* z
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,% ]( P6 Q+ ^% G1 j
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: R: {( r2 S& U6 I0 w& g; m, K3 xhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ a, a' T4 @+ V1 x& F9 N& cget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 Q! d4 {6 i6 X" ~( [- E& Gall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
* D/ t# F1 x6 u C( ?sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 G/ `: Z2 n7 @/ h, u1 Qhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 T( R4 ?8 E6 v' ^" W
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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