The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 f# @3 s$ l" \9 D+ Uget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
: G, l1 u- Q* h( }1 k0 Nall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# {0 k6 H& i9 Z1 m' Bhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 S. i+ j3 F# hsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
( |  L+ p& E# QDon't quite understand this.

+ `# n9 J) _1 m8 ?0 C他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

1 O8 f: F* f+ t他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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& t) l- ~+ x/ SYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

" V3 o) ?$ q9 L+ Z; j' K- |the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表


Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

5 H. V3 {0 U8 [' oI am getting married in this coming September.