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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ?* p: n- F t
l5 G4 `& g* g/ r9 y6 WThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale: ]- S- K3 [* `& m
7 q4 V9 l* {/ A: C7 X8 f, J( wOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl* d# u& ^1 r. |8 b! u9 ]# x
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
9 J, S( t( G! Y; M& y. y2 q, T% Ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never" m# B4 H4 D6 J- W% h' ]
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 ], Z* p0 C8 l9 V1 g$ ?
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
& y, [8 r2 h Aall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
$ N- O: m% c8 A7 \! X. esports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# n* r. c/ K1 O- s* \( lhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; u7 P: a8 v6 F: a! d: K
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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9 i$ a0 e5 d9 f! cThe End |
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