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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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: A8 u" B9 N8 N% c( V/ BOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 }% f3 p! B* x
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 r' J6 e; n3 r- h: D% a) S
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
7 n. c: h! g4 g) xhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ U! |, [3 A: Zget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- v- h+ [+ K# d' j, s; b1 uall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 G! Y1 X& B! \- _
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; M" I8 K: `+ U1 K: Hhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
. b/ T1 T( o2 ksweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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/ x9 j. N9 ]$ |6 g. @6 C: H( zNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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