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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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: ~) T9 J8 b' n9 s1 FThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale0 V) C9 ]; A( m3 P9 G. b
$ [2 E! z: a) @$ A r# V9 ]5 eOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl0 U* c3 U" s- U5 V& i
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 x* r2 Z$ q v2 [# A) R7 Z
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 C) ~2 P+ l; R- J" \had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't4 A# I5 T4 r6 S6 K% U+ |
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had; }% z- z" ~- r& Y! t7 G
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' w( I4 D5 H' m: }2 Y
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
1 S; Q6 G* ~ S' ^9 x9 A6 Ghigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 X8 A$ e. \1 a \6 i, |3 I# E+ V
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!) G7 e0 Y$ Q- _
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