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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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3 T+ W6 w3 g$ Z0 B8 vThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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6 f# @# @+ R7 {; V: X* B7 wOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl% z4 F8 o9 B7 ]2 o/ z
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 N- f. R$ a; r) @# w& J
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 {3 A9 i0 v; ^0 S- ^) zhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 z& n1 n0 ^. I$ Z* y' f
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 t3 Q9 P: Z0 o: [# A+ Lall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched6 t7 J6 l+ G& P/ c4 f8 M4 y. g
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 {/ h% |# n) Uhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in: f$ L% V+ j3 ~' ?! Y( @* J( K
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.) o" ], ^/ ?& g9 p, Q
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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