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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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/ Q: t# L( q1 H8 ZThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale. _/ A C, j$ ?1 P1 u6 w
6 q' |5 a% P6 {" aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
p, ?. x% E2 \) }5 rsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 X& |/ H4 b8 {5 v/ G
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. F* v8 A9 L3 L' t) [9 J
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't4 {, T* b2 y" A0 i& ?* ^9 k
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 w4 w4 `; F* I: N& I2 r
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 E2 y) b, k# @1 T2 O6 A
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ i# P1 K: D2 ^" x$ m+ j. ~2 u
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