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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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/ Q: t# L( q1 H8 ZThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale. _/ A  C, j$ ?1 P1 u6 w

6 q' |5 a% P6 {" aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. F* v8 A9 L3 L' t) [9 J
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't4 {, T* b2 y" A0 i& ?* ^9 k
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 w4 w4 `; F* I: N& I2 r
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 E2 y) b, k# @1 T2 O6 A
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ i# P1 K: D2 ^" x$ m+ j. ~2 u
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
+ p% V$ l8 D; y! r. N! ~+ _/ }& _Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 ) o6 M+ Y6 `8 Y5 M5 R/ a' S9 n+ v

9 G, ~% c- A/ b& y" E+ c- V" F8 R他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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& x! N2 o5 |$ t; o, m$ f  eYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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* o+ o% r6 ^8 }$ ]. Y3 ~. B, C! z! hSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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9 k) c8 `, E1 H0 o. W& I7 n9 _the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表   K8 c6 ]3 ?( z. d) |

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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4 H5 K5 c0 R3 R8 j( e0 Rgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 8 t. T: @! s: M/ }: G
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 & V& @" g/ C8 q- o' L# y3 A; M

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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; E1 Y* N* v1 _! L: RI am getting married in this coming September.
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