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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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8 d5 d J* z: WThe Man Song 8 Y& |! f: B/ w8 j+ e% }( ]
by Sean Morey
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7 U9 Z7 e4 s- {3 H8 j6 CI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
5 p; e, ~1 }* m/ G" HI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. $ _; e* y1 P0 W3 j
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ n. A9 ^5 o# @+ DI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 _- |+ b9 G) X! `
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.. k. M" E7 y5 Q5 t
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
2 W5 g: V- _ U7 Q: P& e1 X3 FThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' |3 g4 U0 f O+ L6 ?# H/ }* K
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.7 S* q8 |% h! s& X6 [
& n5 `/ C, c( ^: ?7 gAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
6 f: k5 I" O. |6 a, i'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 H6 K& y. @" P+ p
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! e2 l }4 y2 K
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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, M" q& o" r5 d3 Z2 G+ ~And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.3 o. d) q+ o# \
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
0 U. i2 s2 J; c6 F4 d, EBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
6 J6 K1 o. J2 y' c9 R0 l1 FBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / X* F. j8 s; v# ~+ a: x) C6 ]
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