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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash t/ ^1 M+ v( d5 U3 P2 U- y# H/ A
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html* k. R$ H6 E% a5 H+ a
* y, G5 z2 ]# q, z! U9 j" e; x, vThe Man Song
" [8 c9 @" j( `- Q- D by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.5 h+ M" r# |3 s9 p( t9 u. d: Q1 o
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
3 `0 H+ p5 N$ r' y'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ K, _' V( R' l- h5 `/ N$ _I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) ~6 F0 ]. w. ?+ X) U* R
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.) A' a# s6 Q; X3 U3 _1 e
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.8 D8 p1 J) S' g6 N$ j/ K( t% s
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., o5 i, M. X& r7 k
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- |/ B# c. J& X1 a$ ]And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.' d! a2 U' c, G5 a% Y' p( B
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; s( I: U! e- L }- i/ p, W! ]. M% n
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; E; _$ y* s5 }: e! V" O
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.& z+ S+ x+ u. |2 j3 o
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 s+ r& K$ z4 V, p* M% @6 t
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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