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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
; F" z* K+ O" v by Sean Morey ' E9 l! \0 q' w9 P$ v
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
6 [% Z* j) c0 k, S1 ?: @I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 6 i3 S/ F y! Q( d) ?# @
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
' ]$ m- _5 ?. h+ A; g: w0 [& `I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. D9 e! [9 f: L$ L5 G
- f! b9 G4 V- |2 J. [; D9 }What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# A. r2 }7 n$ d/ j9 ~( W) X# F- RAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 i% J$ E" U( I4 v7 C; j1 ~
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# l4 x- E/ t3 m: {3 \# T1 G
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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W; K t6 B- R1 A! WAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ D x, M/ @4 T'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.: W5 J0 r2 Q3 d0 k; t _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. V' x1 Y( T$ K- k) d+ V1 U
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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r/ @2 e. p' i( j3 PAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% @* S7 I4 m) x$ a' b8 l! |6 ^And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: s0 X, s' }) N4 Y9 |Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ E( u8 L2 H. c* ]) A$ Y5 S' H
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ! Y0 Q1 h# q* A; J+ L5 t
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