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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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0 G- r y! g: @: r, f, u h |The Man Song ' ~$ i+ X W1 Y3 G8 ~0 A
by Sean Morey ) N* _0 P$ r. Y/ ~6 n
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: D: ^& J n2 n0 x: D" PI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
9 Q* I& Y3 K3 {# [+ B( L'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 D$ R8 l' ^3 ~# c3 MI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 z3 M% W. N3 m; O, _% _( A
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.6 q( {# P& _/ |; d( R
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. P$ Q+ E/ z- t
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# N7 x; W7 ]" H" E2 H1 V
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& o: }% t; S2 O, F7 K: S'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., h6 ^* J# w3 \- _/ I
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: L% a6 N3 u1 m% p& n( v: Q% k+ k0 V
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.1 k& t7 w# h' X' p i* a
& u8 I6 b8 \8 H, s4 mAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 Q( r* n: j/ R
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
5 p& B6 `3 E9 L% k6 N- C( kBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.& X" H3 Y9 W" v: v# H
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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