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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
2 Y5 o' O$ c! R, v Y' ?http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html% K# Q, S1 h h. k- p& l
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The Man Song * Y* I- x- N$ b
by Sean Morey ( T8 o4 e- D. |! E9 K
3 b" @4 ~& ^) [. g5 Y: T, c5 I( o1 a8 kI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* U( B* ?, G1 C3 m' f3 K0 g
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) h/ Y4 L- K# q5 |
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 C, ]& t+ N S/ `9 g" T- S
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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; O# N$ N4 i& z! f$ u/ Z. l2 \What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; f6 h: ] }& K; w- w! {0 V* lAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.0 t! b3 ?6 |$ K6 I7 `
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
1 a$ X$ a+ T* s) Y2 U9 x: e'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
) p- J: V5 w- P a3 e$ \. @8 ^7 z% B'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 @3 A' y: u5 T) d5 h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 r; n. J) B$ K1 n" y+ oI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
2 I, R* W6 r- o" i1 N! ^) }And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.' v8 E; x- ?: M( l: Z( b0 H
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
( \+ J6 Y2 l/ r0 jBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! / D5 t0 D3 j9 I
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