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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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$ y+ F6 ^7 h! DThe Man Song
, G P5 R" n6 D1 j5 T* l! u by Sean Morey 6 c- h7 ^& T. P {& V. w" M
! F' g. c% ]. V$ D7 A7 yI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 R) ~0 U, e1 c3 RI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 p& e9 b$ L2 r) _
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
7 s9 f+ i2 w; p2 Z; NI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% u7 e4 ?4 n' K& S2 \( h2 G5 H
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.# `' X0 ^. }+ ^7 U) s
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.; o/ v+ i3 _8 C" e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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* J* g" W& V3 [/ g+ HAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." d3 F: Y( f7 X0 c s# ~
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
1 |; x9 z: O5 [And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ ~& y, f r/ d; @9 {2 L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 l7 i" `4 }" p* s& rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
& h1 R! ]" x7 n6 L+ a/ ]Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; Z/ V% Y4 s; a) Q, U! aBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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