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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
1 w- a" C3 j0 Q# S( a: K5 Mhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html; I1 e6 q0 E9 t, T' H4 z
5 _, n7 R4 k, J* ]' h" jThe Man Song
9 n# \2 g) _* z by Sean Morey 6 T8 |! ^! Z# w; h1 E, ^; [
% `( B6 v- e$ u( a' i' k4 b# UI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* h7 a+ `5 U+ }1 P h
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % D7 I" p# j+ S& C
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ }2 }. E! a4 h1 W1 Z/ I6 F- K6 l
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
" |! Y# U k& t$ p! ^* N, ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.. n, W- B( q+ `" f- X* b! e0 P
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
G3 M2 q) L2 \9 e'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 K4 h. B5 H' `& H: ?
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.. `* ^0 C: k5 ?! z# Z: C
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
9 Z. c" d6 n% K* nI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.& H5 P( _0 z: K$ d1 `" \
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; N& E' _; H7 `2 J
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
y# }! I) N* u- t( m( w' @Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# X* A0 C* L, j# S! Y3 GBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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