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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 A/ e8 n: t. Y, F. O% |1 r A, a! n
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html3 R* k6 p/ z: B
& e; G! R% I1 e: SThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 c$ _' }& Z% i% e& O: n* n
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. # J% r* a, S' O2 [- w# T5 G
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".4 o$ u4 f- n' M! e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.7 z$ w9 i0 ~+ [6 ~! Q
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
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The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.4 v6 h. E9 W. K
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. i7 }7 U! C2 o
- ~' t0 p8 l9 T7 T6 uAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' `: ]9 a$ G7 Z7 G9 T0 z/ C'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 Q7 w7 b+ A8 p% J c& l8 w* @- Z3 [
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ g+ O! u( |- ?6 M
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" P, ]7 [: k& N9 uAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.5 J' a+ i6 w. Z5 ^1 U. {8 g
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to./ ~. X4 g8 D# } x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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